Free Gift: El Wood
Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.
I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
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Oh mister Elwood, you really know how to charm a guy in to playing with your wood.
But I fear it might be a little too big for me to play with...
But I fear it might be a little too big for me to play with...
I especially like the comment from Foreverjaded:
"I seriously just choked on the banana I was eating!"
"I seriously just choked on the banana I was eating!"
Lol that was freakin' hysterical! XD
I totally take care of my wood #Pledge
Oh how diry you are, Elwood, no wonder I've always adored you.
I totally take care of my wood #Pledge
Oh how diry you are, Elwood, no wonder I've always adored you.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOG'D!
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOG'D!
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
but lol I didn't even think NTAS before I thought that this is totally suggesting a penis. I only realized it after I cam here to comment on the innuendo. Whoops.
Elwood, I thought we had something special. And now you are just giving our your wood to everyone for free. WE ARE THROUGH.
And I'm keeping the wood.
And I'm keeping the wood.
Oh dear god. XD I love you Elwood, and I'll take REALLLLLL~ good care of your wood for you ;)
What rolls down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back
It's great for a snack
It's LOG LOG LOG.
Alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
It fits on your back
It's great for a snack
It's LOG LOG LOG.
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BIG, IT'S HEAVY, IT'S WOOD!
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD!
..~*~everyone wants a log. everyone needs a log. it's logloglog! 8D
IT'S LOG! IT'S LOG! IT'S BETTER THAN BAD, IT'S GOOD!
..~*~everyone wants a log. everyone needs a log. it's logloglog! 8D
rotflmao i don't think I have ever giggled so much at a news post before. Never change Subeta, never change!
Elwood you must be desperate if you're giving it away for free. :( You could've charged for your wood you know.
Pffft this post
I could say so much about it, but seeing as this is supposed to be PG-13, I'll just keep my mouth shut.
I could say so much about it, but seeing as this is supposed to be PG-13, I'll just keep my mouth shut.