Free Gift: El Wood
Another year has come and gone, and so many things have changed. But not the majesty of impressive wood - Have you been taking care of your wood? You have to keep it well oiled and rub down the rough edges, because when you take care of your wood, your wood takes care of you.
I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it\'s free.
Posted by [NPC] Elwood
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so elwood wants me to do what with his wood sorry geezer but i need both hands for mine lol :P
I don't really get it o:
it's just kind of a dirty joke..so i don't really understand what it has to do with april fools :c
it's just kind of a dirty joke..so i don't really understand what it has to do with april fools :c
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XD the internet it cursed me when I opened my first webpage I can never get back to my childhood innocence XD
"I understand you might not want to practice on your own wood the first time, so please, practice with mine. I have more than enough to go around, and it's free."
:) Aaaw, he's being considerate. ;P
:) Aaaw, he's being considerate. ;P
Oh...my. I feel like I need to clean my mind after this. I love you Subeta, I really do. XD
FFFFOHMAN, I love you Elwood. You never cease to amuse me, really. AND I'D LOVE TO PRACTICE WITH YOUR WOOD, THANK YOU. X3
I giggled. Loudly.
To the point my dog looked at me strange. And then left. Now I'm sad. At least I have this wood to play with.
To the point my dog looked at me strange. And then left. Now I'm sad. At least I have this wood to play with.
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I just did this snorting with my coffee...thankfully I turned my head else I would have been driving to Walmart for a new keyboard :PGood lord I snorted soda out of my nose and now it hurts.
Posted by Able
Now I can leave my boyfriend's wood alone. tries to push out thoughts of the grandma hands on the wood Thanks for that description btw.
Thanks Subeta, I promise I'll take a good care of my El Wood :heart:
I'll and polish mine right about now, brb.
I'll and polish mine right about now, brb.
