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Sproinks has a minion!

Clang! the Kissypus

Sproinks
Legacy Name: Sproinks

The

Custom Steamwork Neela
Owner:

Pagan

Age: 10 years, 3 weeks, 1 day

Built: April 2nd, 2014

Adopted: 10 years, 3 weeks, 1 day ago

Adopted: April 2nd, 2014

Pet Spotlight Winner
April 11th, 2017

Statistics

Level: 439
Strength: 1,093
Defense: 1,080
Speed: 1,074
Health: 1,083
HP: 1,056/1,083
Intelligence: 388
Books Read: 375
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Biographer of the Dragonslayer

Clang! the Kissypus

the ⚙ steamwork neela
built april 2nd 2014
constructed by

Pagan

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Clang! the Kissypus

the ⚙ steamwork neela
built april 2nd 2014
constructed by

Pagan

The Song of the Elusive Sproink

Cows got moos, and pigs got oinks,
But if you're made of brass,
What you get is Sproinks!

My head is a crankcase
My rump is a spring
I bound 'cross the veld
As loudly I sing:

Cows got moos, and pigs got oinks,
But if you're made of brass
What you get is Sproinks!

I'm a bronze metal neela
With antlers of poinks
My hiney is shiny
And I answer to Sproinks!

Cows got moos, and pigs got oinks,
But if you're made of brass
What you get is Sproinks!

I work it, I twerk it
My coiled brass rear
You can tell by the sound
That Sproinks is right here!

Cows got moos, and pigs got oinks,
But if you're made of brass
What you get is Sproinks!

-Pagan 26 May 2015

story by

Pagan
art by

Hateshi
profile by

pizza
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