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Jeff the Balu




Koons


The Nostalgic Dillema
Owner: Protected

Age: 1 year, 10 months, 4 days

Born: June 13th, 2022

Adopted: 1 year, 10 months, 4 days ago

Adopted: June 13th, 2022


Pet Spotlight Winner
November 30th, 2022

Statistics


  • Level: 105
     
  • Strength: 105
     
  • Defense: 115
     
  • Speed: 75
     
  • Health: 35
     
  • HP: 35/35
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


CREDITS

profile template (c) helix (get it)
background credits:
Rob McKeever (photo)
Jeff Koons (art)
PSA credit to Protected,
quotes from merrittgallery.com

public service announcement

Have you ever heard of the multi-media sculpture artist Jeff Koons?


Installation image of "Jeff Koons: Lost in America", featuring "Play-Doh" (1994-2014)
Photo Credit: Cindy Ord/Getty Images for Qatar Museums
Seriously, these are made out of metal. And isn't that amazing?

According to the artist, "the inflatable animals are a representation of breath and human life. Exuding optimism, the sculptures create a juxtaposition between the everyday and the monumental." What's additionally interesting, since the sculptures have a mirror-finish, "each sculpture reflects and celebrates its current surroundings". How cool is that? It will also reflect you, as a person, temporarily integrating you into the piece, itself.

That's beautiful, an immortalization of what would normally be only briefly captured.
Our life-breath in whimsical creatures!
For nothing more or less significant than the delight and amusement of a moment.

Plus, if you can make Play-Doh and balloons out of metal, you can do anything.

What an enormously comforting idea.

If you want to spend your life making giant metal-balloon sculptures, you can. If you want to live off the grid and grow organic food, you can. If you want to be a living statue on the corner of a street, you can. Even space travel is starting to look pretty plausible.

If you are not happy and you want to see something, do something, be something different, you absolutely can.

AND DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT!


Jeff Koons sculpture "Rabbit" Photo credit: Christie's/Handout via Reuters
Enjoy the balloons! I know I do~

Pet Treasure


Star Balloon

Bunch of Eyeballs Balloon

Vampire Spooky Balloon

Brainy Bunny Balloon

Soaring Teal Heart Balloon

Rainbow Confetti Heart Balloon

Pineapple Balloon

Purple Cog Balloon

Starry Balloon

Strawberry Balloon

Large Pig Balloon

Green Firework Balloon

Orange Star Balloon

Angelic Puff Balloon

Golden Pegasus Balloon

Bag of Balloons

Bunny Balloon

Sweet Tooth Balloon

Lovely Balloon

Twisted Flower Balloon

Braiiiin Balloon

Watermelon Slice Balloon

Fruit Balloon Bunch

Ghost Spooky Balloon

Green Balloon Headband

Orange Bunballoon

Ghost Balloon

Yellow Balloon Hairpin

Spider Balloon

Celestial Balloon Bouquet

Stripy Two Year Balloon

Wrapped Candy Balloon

Twister Balloons

Piggy Balloon

Blue Bear Balloon

Gold Cog Balloon

Skull Balloon

Party Balloons

Red Star Balloon

Lasirus Balloon Animal

Red Balloon

Serpenth Balloon Animal

Brainy Thoughts Balloon

Deluxe Jaxon Balloon

Kanis Balloon Animal

Cool Berry Pegasus Balloon

Red Apple Balloon

Cloud Balloon

Colorful Star Balloons

Shocked Spooky Pumpkin Balloon

Green Cuballoon

Yellow Little Duck Balloon

2012 Happy New Year Balloon

Banana Balloon

Earth Balloon

Swirly Lolly Balloon

Balloon Fish

White Poodle Balloon

Sad Balloon

Brainy Pig Balloon

Orange Llama Balloon Hat

Smiley Balloon

Heart Balloon

Pet Friends


Bim Perazim
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Mara-anni
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Off-White
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Himawari
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Brometheus
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Tensai
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Bibasha
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Veggiesaurus
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Otsutsuki
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Zero

Lesson

Adriatic