Cash Shop: Eerie Mash Tun



Warning: Themes of drowning

Ey, that water isn't hot, it's not even steaming!

Are you sure, bruder? It must have cooled very quick if that's ze case, I am sure I put hot water in there!

I'm not sure you did, einzeller.

Just lean in und check, if it's completely cold I'll do your clothes wash for a month!

Ha, you're on!

…*splash*

What are you doing pushing me?! Well, for one thing you're doing my washing for ze next four weeks. Pappnase. Ey…no what are you doing? Open ze hatch! Mein bruder! This isn't funny, don't let the water in, oh god, oh god Gunter I can't…..breathe….please………………


These hazy memories have been like a dream that Bubbles couldn't quite remember for he doesn't even know how long. How long has he been in the Underground? He knows that he likes the warm and dry earthy sub-terrestrial town, He doesn't like the water. He knows that, but not why. Except…he does know. He drowned. He was drowned. He was betrayed.

Eerie Mash Tun


Bubbles' nightmare has manifested into corporeality and it threatens us all. The water swirls around us, we can't get enough air, our feet kick and push us only into more water. We will not go this way, we must beat this! Help Bubbles' face his nightmare now by picking up the Eerie Mash Tun from the Cash Shop and defeating the Drowning Betrayal!

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Posted by SubetaTeam

Sprinter137
@Sundown I was there for the first survival...I'll never forget how scary and ominous it was as everyone was getting infected and no one knew what was going on. We had to wear masks on our avatars to keep from being infected. You really got immersed in that fear and desperation, even if of course you knew it was only a plot. Survival is still fun, but nothing compares to the intensity of that first year.
Kushiel
@Sielbee
Pappnase means something along the lines of fool or idiot
loopa
oh WOW. i googled mash tun so i could know what the heck it was....and knowing its big as hell and for beer making stuff, it makes a lot of sense for the theories everyone has about Gunther betraying his brother. AND it makes me wanna read that man's subetapedia entry...hmmm.
Thia
Okay what does "Pappnase" mean, anyway, Google doesn't seem able to translate it?

And is there somewhere else we can discuss this? I had some thoughts but it doesn't seem like a news post is the best place for theories and such.
Raggy
I have pondered quite often about how scary and weird it must have been 9 years ago, for people to suddenly start becoming zombies whilst on a pet site, that was a stroke of genius and very brave, users must have truly been worried and scared when they first saw signs of the changes. I wish I had been around then to experience it.
Sleeb
plsno

Why

whyyyy

I hate snuff so much.
Bug
Quote by @Backfire:
Well this is uhhhh gonna put a bit of a damper on Alegarten
a damper omg not sure if you intended that pun but
Kinky
I have an INTENSE fear of drowning. I have trouble even putting my head under the water of a shower. This was such a crazy ride of a thing to read for me. I thank you so much for the warning, but I had to read it to find out what happened. Poor Bubbles!
Wolfmyth
@Masquerade

That's what I thought too
Masquerade
@Wolfmyth Bubbles became an unliving because Gunter drowned him.
Florrosada12
#justiceforbubbles

And for Anne, she lost her father due to very foul play. Gunter has a LOT of explaining to do.
Ginseng
@Toby
Exactly!! I'm so curious about his motivations.
Toby
@Rodent

In fact, the whole thing seems planned, with Gunter putting cold water in and then asking Bubbles to lean in and check...
Wolfmyth
I think we need a staff member to confirm...

Was Bubbles a Zombie when he was killed?
Ginseng
@Muerte
That's all so true, I'm so excited to find out more!
METROID
@Rodent
It may seem intentional from bubbles perspective, but perhaps it was an accident. We really need Gunter's side of the story for clarification.
Muerte
@Rodent
I mean, people do stupid things (and pranks) when drunk. But the fact Gunter's SubetaPedia page states he's guilty because of what he did "over the brewery" implies that he killed him to obtain exclusive rights to the brewery (which opens a lot of theories up to why he'd want them).
Ginseng
Everyone saying it may have been a prank gone wrong should read the text again. The last bit literally sounds like Gunter pushed Bubbles in, closed the mash tun latch, and then filled it with water. That doesn't sound accidental??
Makani
I just want to thank staff for putting that warning there.
Also, I didn't expect this story to take this twist. woah.
Aya
Finally it's no longer just hinted at. Though I actually didn't make the connection to his name eluding to his death, I just thought he was a fun humored guy.
WinterMoon
When you drown on Subeta, you become a zombie cook, it seems. Elsie, anyone?
PiplupMagby34
Well...
This explains why bringing Brewery items to Bubbles unlocks him as a challenger...

And maybe it was an accident? Anyone know about case 2 in the first Danganronpa game?
That's a good example. It's basically what @MoonCat83 's theory about Bubbles death is.
Commander5AM
Yay murder plot! :D
Mackenzi
!!!!! Gunter!!! Did this?!! I am in total shock. Omg. What in the world, talk about hidden depths. I'm amazed. How can we look at him the same? What did he stand to gain? What is the expression on his face in that wave, is it innocent? Is it malicious? So many questions!! Is this why he stopped the beer club??? What happened! We need him to talk!! Tell us what happened Gunter!! Explain yourself!!
Kushiel
I love the word Pappnase you used, I get all giddy when I see German used right with Gunther and other npcs like him :D
TaleSpin
Brother betraying brother? Where have I seen this before? Let me think.... oh yes, I remember!


Couldn't resist. XD Man this is DARK...and I love it. But whether it was intentional (as someone mentioned, no cure for zombieness in the first year?) or a prank gone terribly wrong, I forgive you Gunter. ;n;
DoomQueen
I love love love dark lore
Mama_Diana
gotta get me one of these~
Kaya
well at least its just murder and not being trafficked
Allegria
Mmmm... Interesting beer this year, Gunter. It's a little hoppy, and I detect notes of oak, wheat, AND FRATRICIDE! I give it... three stars?
Ambition
I can't believe that I have had my pets around a murderer!!! O.O

Also, someone-staffer- around here must have a drowning fetish that makes what, two drownings on site NPCs so far? It is either that or drowning is the only "acceptable" way to kill off someone? I do know that if a woman writes the character story then drowning or poisoning (something 'clean') is a more likely way for a character to die than if it were a man doing the writing/killing. Perhaps that is why, a team effort but the one(s) with the most sway are women?
Just a thought theory here but I am still thinking about it.
Cassandra
@SAMARITAN I would say that is a very likely theory. It is awesome that the Subeta team do all this excellent work that triggers users in all sorts of ways. It's an open forum to discuss all the things that we need to process without fear of judgement.
springblom
Woah, um, that made me sad and creeped out and curious at the same time. What the actual heck?!
Dami
Woah..I'm speecheless. O_O
I hope we will get Gunter's side of the story soon.
All the theories are interesting and I love when the Subeta community starts to investigate like that.
And I love that you guys used the word Pappnase. XD My favourite wannabe insult. (There is no German who say's this in a serious manner, because the word is so silly.)

(Also I'm a bit worried about the thought if Gunter truly is a murderer...that would leave a bad taste in my mouth as a German player.)
Johnny_673
Ok this thing is taking some heavy turns now
What the actual hell
Maybe that's why Gunter is a drunk? To numb the shame and pain?
Rowan
Damn, just... damn that's dark, guys. I know you guys have dove into some dark shit before, but sweet mother of Shinwa, I was not expecting this. Gunter drowned his own brother?

...

breathes in heavily

Damn...
StarShadow
Another challenger that costs money. Sorry, have other stuff to spend CSC on. But the wave is really pretty.
Samwise
Inevitable Betrayal Sticker


mine is an evil laugh
Laurey
Yeah it seems to me more like they were arguing like brothers do, and maybe Gunter was trying to play a prank but it went too far and he didn't mean to do it. It still happened though, so not excusing Gunter's behavior, but he does seem to feel bad about it.

As for how Bubbles became a zombie, IDK we'd need more info for that, but maybe he was only what some people might call "mostly dead" but Gunter dumped his body anyway and it washed up somewhere and he became infected? Who knows at this point though.
BlueRiver
Holy Crap Moment #1: I was expecting a smash to the head, not this!
Holy Crap Moment #2: Is that why he's called Bubbles??? D:
Xezvi
.............................TRIAL PLOT? dun duuuuu DAH
Tamino
Has anyone considered that this might have been a prank gone horribly wrong? And that that's why Gunther is smiling? The item describtion says "There is an unsettling air around this mash tun... Like something unfortunate may have happened here.". "Unfortunate" doesn't exactly sound murder-y, does it?
Greg
Maybe Gunter has a murderous personality that takes control under certain circumstances, hence why the guilt only strikes when he's drunk? Because he doesn't remember otherwise?
WhoOo knows
Toby
That face is not the face of someone who is regretfully killing his zombie brother for the greater good.
ChatLunatique
@Life and @Elio The Free beer was the death brew!? Ooh great! My nightmare pet wants all the beers now!
Sketch
I kept thinking how fucked up was to have a murderer out there that got no consequences for his actions but then I realized there's no rule about murdering, so I guess it's not against the law.
The hell Subeta.
Lea
I am in love with this entire news post and the cpmments on it, oh man, this is why Subeta is best petsite
Desolace
Okay, this is all really dark and dramatic, but I still laughed at Pappnase, it's one of my favourite insults, my grandma always uses it :D
(just a small nitpick: both Einzeller and Bruder have to start with a capital letter as well ^^)
Karasu
I'm surprised Bubbles didn't die in a silo or something. The most dangerous place on a farm and where we were forbidden to play near.
Solsticesprite
@Ryuu we can call in Inspector Thorpe if we like to. This is not necessary, though in Subeta users don't fight, pets do. I have three tier 13s and twelve t12s with billions of sP worth of weaponry hidden in my under-Omen lair to protect me and Greg. Gunter has ....Oatmeal.

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