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Ikin Dryv the Celebratory Sql
Meridjet
Legacy Name: Meridjet
The Glade Lain
Owner: ShetaKaey
Age: 15 years, 2 months, 3 weeks
Born: February 7th, 2009
Adopted: 15 years, 2 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: February 7th, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 26
- Strength: 65
- Defense: 65
- Speed: 62
- Health: 65
- HP: 65/65
- Intelligence: 221
- Books Read: 221
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Meridjet is a psychopomp. Psychopomps are beings, usually birds, that aid the transition of souls between the land of the living and the realm of the dead. Sparrows typically escort a soul to the afterlife, and crows (for example) may escort a soul from the afterlife to take care of unfinished business.
Meridjet is a special Glade Lain psychopomp representing, and bonded with, a particular spirit that works intensely with Thelema (the Steamwork Sheeta) and the occasional lucky mutual friend. You might think of the spirit and the bird as one being with two forms.
Meridjet reflects a curiously attractive combination of light and dark energies. All beings have light and darkness within, and only those in harmony with their dual natures can lay claim to the full power of universal energies. While he understands darkness and may employ it as a means for the general promotion of personal evolution, the end is always to benefit the greater good. This may mean short term discomfort or even pain, but the ultimate result is the enrichment of the spirits of the people for whom Meridjet provides aid.
Some of the stranger items in Meridjet's treasure chest include Coffee and Trendy Black Glasses. Meridjet, in his astral form of a human male, is a big coffee drinker and can be seen wearing reading glasses despite the fact that he doesn't require them to read. He thinks they're sexy. Go figure. He enjoys playing practical jokes (that harm no one). He's an extrovert, somewhat vain, and is everybody's favorite person to seek out at a party. I like him just a bit, myself.
He has a fundamental opposition to the very concept of cheese, probably because I eat so much of it. Bad for you, you know.
He tends to wear doo rags, dress in ripped jeans (is there any other kind?), plain t-shirts and muscle shirts, and he wears chaps when he's on his motorcycle. He wears pajama pants (but not shirts!) to sleep in, when he wears anything at all. When working out, he favors sweats and old nasty wifebeaters. He also loooves his leather motorcycle jacket.
In his spare time, he likes to work out, play or watch sports (especially soccer), and fidget. He can't sit still for more than five minutes without going a little insane. He also enjoys taking foolish risks, especially in or on vehicles traveling at high speeds. He's a showoff, and is pretty sure he looks good doing it. He's an Aquarius, which means he hates anything resembling rules or restrictions, so don't tell him to be careful unless you want that to backfire!
His favorite color is blue. He's an enormous flirt, and has a risque sense of humor. If there's a double entendre comeback possible, you can be sure he'll use it. He's addicted to brownies, and has been known to use the puppy-eyes effect to get me to make them if it's been a while.
Meridjet appreciates anything to do with spirits or eternity. He also has a penchant for anything that would further his personal goal of basically having a good time.
Explanations of Certain Treasure Items
Writhing Corpse Scented Morostide Candle -- Well, he does help ferry the dead. But he, himself, also has a rotting corpse lying around somewhere, and he's fond of making jokes about its current condition. (Soupy, if you must know.)
Haunted Bookshelf -- He has a tendency to throw books at me in book stores. Things have a way of just falling off the shelves as I pass by, though I've touched nothing.
Magic 8 Ball -- Yeah. Sort of an in-joke. "Oh great spirit, please tell me what you seeeee...." Stuff like that.
Pearl of Wisdom -- In his defense, he is very wise. As well as wise ass.
Quicksilver -- Because he's a slippery son of a bitch.
Tiny Gold Crown -- I tend to refer to him as "His Majesty" because of his rather strong, uh, self-confidence. (We won't use the word "ego." We wouldn't want to make him go to his dark side...)
Toaster Pastry -- He's addicted to these nasty bits of cardboard and sugar. There's no accounting for taste.
Bloody Cookie -- TMI ALERT! Spirits like blood. So sometimes, you know, at that time of the month, I give him a special "moon cookie." Say it with me: EWWWW!
Ice Pack and Ambulance -- Remember those foolish risks? Consequences. Yep.
Various alcoholic beverages -- Even "higher beings" have vices. I'm just glad it's not gambling and prostitution.
Boxers of various types -- He has an extensive boxer collection. I could really show Subeta a thing or two about creative boxers.
Pet Treasure
Genie
Kiss Me? Candy Heart
Trick-or-Tweet
Four Calling Birds
Harpier
Hugin
Munin
Karakin
Ravenpuffs
Vita
Svarta
Jekyll and Hyde Scepter
Folded Raven Wings
Heaven Eros Wings
Demonic Wings
Angel Wings
Corrupted Angel Blade
Sword of Sparrows
Dark Baby Ghost
Baby Ghost
Demonic Dolly Plushie
Tiny Angel Doll
Trendy Black Glasses
Big Book of Jokes
Party Time
Cheese
Dark Blue Head Bandana
Black Head Bandana
Black Ripped Jeans
Faded Ripped Jeans
Khaki Ripped Jeans
Ripped Jeans
Dark Ochre Buttless Chaps
Plain Black Shirt
Plain White Shirt
Muscle Defining Vest
Snowdrift Pajama Bottom
Sports Bag
Light Blue Cargo Sweats
Stained Tank Top
Impossibly Cool Biker Jacket
Blue Jump Rope
Basketball
Soccer Ball
Delphi Surf Skateboard
Android Assassin Motorcycle
Aquarius Pendant
Brownies
Choc Chip Brownies
Fancy Brownie
Banshee
Bottled Spirit
Dead Person
Dies Irae
Harpy
Hauntfly
Invisible Man
Mori Spirits
Muse
Myliege
Naphal
Rora
Shin
Shockspook
Soulfox
Turkey Spirit
Watcher
Wisp
Zodiac Monkey Spirit
Zodiac Dog Spirit
Zodiac Dragon Spirit
Zodiac Horse Spirit
Zodiac Ox Spirit
Zodiac Pig Spirit
Zodiac Rabbit Spirit
Zodiac Rat Spirit
Zodiac Rooster Spirit
Zodiac Sheep Spirit
Zodiac Snake Spirit
Zodiac Tiger Spirit
Dawn Spirit
Dusk Spirit
Field Spirit
Lilac Spirit
Sun Spirit
Horrific Ghostly Aura
Ectoplasmic Leather
Boundless Horizons
The End of Time
Immortal Eternal Assassin Blade
Immortal Eternal Assassin Gloves
Immortal Eternal Assassin Straps
Limitless Endurance Potion
Sands of Time
Time Matter
Time Travel I
Time Travel II
Writhing Corpse Scented Morostide Candle
Haunted Bookshelf
Magic 8 Ball
Pearl of Wisdom
Quicksilver
Tiny Gold Crown
Toaster Pastry
Apple Toaster Pastry
Blueberry Toaster Pastry
Chocolate Toaster Pastry
Chocolate-Mint Toaster Pastry
Chocolate-Vanilla Toaster Pastry
Cinnamon Toaster Pastry
Strawberry Toaster Pastry
Watermelon Toaster Pastry
Bloody Cookie
Greaser Ice Bag
Ambulance
Autumn Harvest Brown Ale
Autumn Harvest Green Ale
Autumn Harvest Orange Ale
Autumn Harvest Owl Ale
Autumn Harvest Red Ale
Autumn Harvest Yellow Ale
Vegetarian Ale
Brewski Brand Brewski
Cheap Green Beer
Ginger Beer
Glass of Bock Beer
Glass of Green Beer
Glass of Smoked Beer
Glass of Wheat Beer
Mug of Dunkel Beer
Mug of Dark Green Beer
Mug of Helles
Pilsener Glass
Rattail Grog
Tankard Of Grog
Tankard of Rum
Bumbo
Keg of Rosbier
Cask of Rum
Absinthe
Brandy
Distilled Rum
Dry Gin
Fancy Alcohol
Homemade Dark Rum
Pirate Rum
Port Port
Tequila
Salt
Lime Wedge
Whiskey
Appletini
Bellini
Orange Slice
Bloody Marian
Bloody Mary
Champagne Dream
Cosmopolitan
Drink of Nogg
Festive Mardi Gras Drink
Flaming B-52
Fun On The Beach
Gin and Tonic
Grasshopper
Mai Tai
Margarita
Lime Slice
Martini
Green Olives
Melon Sour
Mojito
Mudslide
Pina Colada
Screwdriver
Shot of Brandywine
Shot of Vodka
Shot of Whiskey
Strawberry Daiquiri
Subeta Sunrise
Turkeytini
Valentine Drink
Vodkatini
Lemon Slice
Woowoo
Metallic Blueberry Champagne
Metallic Grape Champagne
Metallic Mango Champagne
Metallic Green Apple Champagne
Metallic Raspberry Champagne
Cardamom Mulled Wine
Cinnamon Mulled Wine
Orangey Mulled Wine
Sangria
New Years Sparkling Wine
Cocktail Shaker
Love Champagne Glass
Miniature Beer Stein
Whiskey Decanter Set
Wine Glass
2008 Celebration Champagne Glass
Blue 2010 Fancy Glass
Green 2010 Fancy Glass
Purple 2010 Fancy Glass
Red 2010 Fancy Glass
Yellow 2010 Fancy Glass
Blue 2010 Shot Glass
Green 2010 Shot Glass
Purple 2010 Shot Glass
Red 2010 Shot Glass
Yellow 2010 Shot Glass
Charmed Blue 2011 Wine Glass
Charmed Green 2011 Wine Glass
Charmed Orange 2011 Wine Glass
Charmed Purple 2011 Wine Glass
Charmed Red 2011 Wine Glass
Charmed White 2011 Wine Glass
Charmed Yellow 2011 Wine Glass
Blueish Etched 2011 Shot Glass
Greenish Etched 2011 Shot Glass
Yellowish Etched 2011 Shot Glass
Black Boxers
Blue Boxers
Red Boxers
RoQ Candy SubZero Tattered Shorts
Swanky Duck Print Shorts
Santa Baby Boxers
Toy Soldier Long Shorts
Slumber Party Head BO xers
Dark Pink Tux Boxers
Purple Tux Boxers
Keiths Boxers
Keiths Darkmatter Boxers
Darkmatter Swimming Trunks
Flaming Swimming Trunks
Graveyard Swimming Trunks
Atebus Jersey Shorts
Subeta Jersey Shorts
Tweed Shorts
Muffin Man Lovely Boxers
Skelly Boy Boxers
Sougara Yellowjack Shorts
Zodiak Fantasy Shorts
Single Fig Leaf
Wildman Loincloth