Elwood Day

So, another year come and gone, and your old friend Elwood\'s still not back on the map! As one might imagine, business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location, and so I\'ve been thinking of ways to keep bringing home the bacon. Trust me on this one: the utility companies don\'t count etherealness as a legitimate reason not to pay!

With all that in mind, I am proud to announce Elwood\'s Wood-Fired Pizza Emporium!

For some reason, I have a lot of wood laying around, and when an industrious guy like me gets to thinking, it\'s only a matter of time until I come up with a show stopper like this. Now, granted, I\'m not the best cook in the world, but that\'s sure to improve with time, right? Right? Not to mention, delivery pizza is one of the only businesses in the world where the storefront\'s tenuous grasp on reality isn\'t a major issue.

As part of building good word-of-mouth, it\'s my pleasure to offer you a free sample today. If you happen to want to place an order in the future, remember the number: 555-GOT-WOOD.

Posted by [NPC] Elwood

04/1/14 1:57 am Leave Comment

Load this on 🆕 Kumos site

Frieda 04/3/14 12:12 am

Got Wood.....( Meh! Humans!) Thanks Elwood for the great joke and fun gifts. Happy AFD!

ixtab 04/1/14 7:46 pm

wow i was totally looking all over the map for this new pizza shop you got me subeta lol

Lantern 04/1/14 7:19 pm

I don't really get the pizza joke, but thanks for the free stuff

Merlin 04/1/14 6:13 pm

The Supernatural gif completes this perfectly.

Shadow 04/1/14 5:12 pm

Well see, next year he can offer wings and then the wood and cock jokes can begin.
~Kai

Life 04/1/14 3:17 pm

If you put that logo on a t-shirt, I bet half the site would buy one XD

This is a GREAT Elwood Day! Haha.

Lore 04/1/14 12:57 pm

Bahaha, I always love these xD

PinkiePie 04/1/14 12:23 pm

This is great, Happy April Fools Day Elwood!

Maritime 04/1/14 11:19 am

"Aw, c'mon, it wouldn't be Elwood day if no one slipped you a little wood"

Omg. Subeta. Plz stop fueling my immature sense of humor. XD

Sabrina_799 04/1/14 11:08 am

Love Elwood day! Hooray, happy Elwood day!

Tribunal 04/1/14 10:53 am

WHY give an openable box w/unique look :c So evil, and it happens quite often :p

Cacaro 04/1/14 10:04 am

Lol! I love Elwood!

Luck 04/1/14 9:41 am

LOVE IT.

Impure 04/1/14 9:31 am

in the meantime, the oracle token shop run by the one and only Elwood: http://subeta.net/explore/oshop.php?act=buy

Psychedelia 04/1/14 9:28 am

Elwood AND one of the best spn gifs ever ? TODAY IS AWESOME.

BlackBobcat 04/1/14 9:05 am

._. I was excited about having a pizza shop, then I looked at todays date....

~~Wolfism~~ 04/1/14 9:00 am

I am about 500% done! XD

Chansey 04/1/14 8:48 am

Omg, just whahaha XD (I first thought this would be a new pizza shop.)

Blaziken 04/1/14 7:39 am

OH MY GOD ELWOOD

ZombieMonster 04/1/14 7:22 am

OMG I CAN'T BREATHE!!!

Julie 04/1/14 5:33 am

I know what I'm having for dinner tonight. Pizza.

Leixan 04/1/14 5:03 am

oh my god i am dying

Infinipede 04/1/14 5:01 am

Holy crap

I was partially responsible for this.
I feel like a hero.

Muerte 04/1/14 4:54 am

Vacant 04/1/14 4:22 am

GOT-WOOD
snickers

Aztec 04/1/14 4:03 am

Aw I was actually hoping for a food shop, like a restaurant similar to the cruise. Oh well.

Ambition 04/1/14 3:45 am

I don't get the joke.....

SolusAurora 04/1/14 3:36 am

and suddenly Elwood could become just like Yato in Noragami - I mean come on Delivery God! Good one.

Vespertine 04/1/14 3:30 am

i'm actually in tears following the sb incident with elwood and pizza and now this

this is the best day of my subeta life

cartel 04/1/14 3:09 am

"business becomes slim when your shop no longer has a tangible location" haha ok whoever wrote this deserves a raise or a cake or at the very least a very hearty backslap.

pax 04/1/14 2:40 am

OMFG DYING
It didn't have the same effect to me as the last three Elwood Days, but still, kudos for this pizza thing

Skolletta 04/1/14 2:38 am

Dearest Elwood, please let me nom on your delicious pizza! c:
If you don't I'll call your number all day and night instead of dancing.

Bathory 04/1/14 2:32 am

I love you Elwood so glad you listened to my idea! yummeh yummeh pizza.

lovey 04/1/14 2:32 am

i think @SubetaTeam has done it again!! there NEEDS to be a pizza place with that number, it would sell millions, no one would forget the number rofl!

Inknote 04/1/14 2:29 am

I totally forgot we would be seeing Elwood today. What a lovely and hilarious surprise. I love this dude haha

Tracy 04/1/14 2:28 am

Elwood always delivers a smile to my face, thanks for the extra cheese! :yum:

Rocketlauncher 04/1/14 2:28 am

Finally, a pizza that doesn't taste exactly like cardboard!
I'm dialing 555-SHOE, I mean WOOD right now! :D

MoosMutzel 04/1/14 2:28 am

April, April!?

Xiocite 04/1/14 2:27 am

Very awesome

Gunnarr 04/1/14 2:27 am

Wow, thanks Elwood! What a lovely gift! ;)

MoonKnight 04/1/14 2:25 am

I love you, Elwood.

Speiro 04/1/14 2:24 am

Inside the box

Alkuna 04/1/14 2:18 am

Mmphhht! That phone number... Dammit Elwood, I was drinking! Snorting sodas with my pizza is just painful!

Jazmine 04/1/14 2:16 am

Elwood you crazy man.
No wonder pizza has been the talk of the SB and other areas...
You rock!

FCoD 04/1/14 2:15 am

You guys never fail to make me laugh on this day. :) Thanks.

Terra 04/1/14 2:14 am

The items are all great! Elwood is so generous. :D

Alison 04/1/14 2:14 am

I just got done eating pizza. Real pizza. Now I want more pizza.

Speiro 04/1/14 2:14 am

But do you serve Royal Keith Pizza? :pizza:

Skree 04/1/14 2:10 am

I'm rooting for you, Elwood, buddy!!

SleepyDryad 04/1/14 2:10 am

LOL that phone number. You guise. <3

Ireland 04/1/14 2:07 am

PIZZA HANDZ

QueenOfImladris 04/1/14 2:07 am

I never knew Elwood could cook...so lets see, he cooks pizza, makes shoes, and somehow harvests massive amounts of logs all on his own, seems he's a man of many talents. xD
Always look forward to seeing what he's going to do every April 1rst. :heart:

lovecraft 04/1/14 2:07 am

Why does it have to be so late at night that NO REAL PIZZA place is open??? cries I want pizza!!!

Enchanted_845 04/1/14 2:07 am

GOT WOOD? :D

Seoni 04/1/14 2:06 am

Mmmmm pizza... except for when the topping stick to the top of the pizza box.

Megu 04/1/14 2:06 am

Elwood!!! ^^

Dessa 04/1/14 2:05 am

Elwood, please tell me that you're wearing pants.

Country 04/1/14 2:01 am

Pizza !!! Whith spwinters of ood ow

Shantal 04/1/14 2:01 am

I love this day.

Solarstar17 04/1/14 2:01 am

Pizza sounds about good right now, actually. Never really tried wood-fired/smoked pizza before, but I do like grilled/smoked hotdogs. Smoky flavor taste good

Tserel 04/1/14 2:01 am

Elwood was very generous this year. I DEMAND THAT HE HAVE A SHOP FRONT. JUSTICE FOR ELWOOD.

Magi 04/1/14 2:00 am

This needs to be on a t-shirt.

FENNEC 04/1/14 2:00 am

I know this is stupid but i wish the place was real and put on the mapXD

Oovie 04/1/14 1:59 am

Thanks, Elwood! Other than the splinters in my tongue I really love this gift.

Pirate 04/1/14 1:58 am

Lol I was waiting for him to show up on the news. XD

Hylian 04/1/14 1:58 am

Oh Elwood you rascal you.

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