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Cash Shop: Well Hung Meat

Push the meat in, grind it up, make the sausage. Push it in, grind it up, make the sausage. Year after year. People want this, I give it to them. Supply and demand. Keeps me busy. Stops me thinking. Sounds of bleating. What is that? Oatmeal? In my life, every day, feed him, care for him, share my life with him. I love that goat, I could never eat THAT goat. Why is he so different to the others? Why was my brother so like the others that I could do that? No. Don't think about him. You're a different person now. You've changed, you've shown that, you don't want to hurt anymore. Stay away from the meat, away from the killing, I mean slaughtering. If you don't do that then you're a good person, right? Fight against that, fight against that and they'll never know.

The room is brightly lit and smells metallic. Hooks dangle from the ceiling, red stains surround the huge drains on the floor. Somebody is laughing, a deep bellowing laugh that you've heard before, but it hasn't been so sinister as this. The laughter turns to screams. The fearful bleating of a beloved pet goat, mixed with the screams of man. A man that did not want to die. A secret hidden away from everyone. You can't run from it anymore.

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Help Gunter face his guilt and his nightmare by picking up the Well Hung Meat from the Cash Shop and defeating the Industrial Slaughterhouse!

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Posted by SubetaTeam

06/25/18 5:05 pm Leave Comment
Load this on Kumos site
Dr.Oru
clap clap clap sob clap
Johnny_673
thats a beautiful item name I'm impressed
Julie
Man. That’s sinister.
Greg
Amber STAFF
@WinterMoon Technically we know but like the other NPCs don't know
WinterMoon
So, everyone knows Gunther is a murderer. Is it ever going to have any consequences for him, other than being beaten up in the coliseum?
Amber STAFF
@thebittersweetheart good
Anubis
snorts My mind went straight to the gutter.
Kevin
Not a vegan challenger???
jensen
The captive bolt pistol fires a heavy stainless steel bolt at your forehead, stunning you!
well... alright then. i'm real excited to see everyone's reaction to this one, for sure p:

beginning stats - Industrial Slaughterhouse
loot
Seger
Does anyone else have a mind as dirty as mine? LOL!
villain
monch
bonita
Well, who DOESN'T want Well Hung Meat?!
Saix
now i'm gonna be having nightmares ho ho ho
Purge STAFF
Fun fact. I cooked up some delicious burgers last night to celebrate the release of this challenger. Then it got delayed a day ;.;
superferretlover
Wow. Just wow. Holy shit.

That's some really good writing there
gitto
I love well hung meat
Damon
Omg been waiting for this... wooow!

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