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Caveat Lector
Legacy Name: Caveat Lector


The Graveyard Aeanoid
Owner: Idris

Age: 10 years, 2 months, 3 weeks

Born: April 6th, 2012

Adopted: 10 years, 2 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: April 6th, 2012

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Statistics


  • Level: 7
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 73
     
  • Books Read: 73
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


C.J. Lector, M.F.A. | Keeper of Words | 26 M

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Welcome, visitor! You're just in time for the latest shipment I have found to make it into my library. My Name is C.J. Lector, and I am the librarian for stories freely posted on the internet. I know you must think its such a daunting task, but truly, I enjoy it! I am the keeper of the worst type of fiction imaginable. I am the keeper of the drivel from the pit of voles. I am the keeper of sheer mindnumbing, braincell killing offal the miscreants of that site produce. I am the keeper of OOC crossovers with mary sue inserts that make no sense and devolve into badly written PWP. I am the keeper of fanfic so bad that it makes you cringe and hide your browser history when people walk by. I am the keeper of the common person's stories, and I am legion, for my works are many.

I will warn you, reader beware! literary masterpieces these are not. Caveat lector, you'll hear me say and I've said it so often it's become a nickname amongst my peers, the other librarians. They laugh at the works I've amassed over the years, how i justify my pursuits of the perfectly atrocious, the mundane, and the terribly cliched. How I live to correct purple prose and rouge angles of satin in my head, think of ways to flesh out Mary Sue/Gary Stu's into full-fledged original characters so they can leave my libraries and find a place of their own in history.

I've read so many books so many others have already read and discussed, worn out conversations with age old debates. How I long for something new and inspired, even if badly executed. How I wish others with their highbrow works they enjoy would try something more run of the mill for a change, change snobbery for modesty, frippery for fallacies, and plot arcs for plot holes.

Alas! Perhaps my true calling in life was becoming a high school English professor instead of a librarian.

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CAVEAT LECTOR'S ESSENTIAL BADFIC READING (YMMV):
- "the quintessential badfic, just read it already"
My Inner Life - "words escape me at the beauty of this piece"
Halflife Fullife Consequences - "a recommendation of sorts"
Poul meets da fringe - "brief but poignant in its execution"
Dream Child - "a personal favourite"
Forbidden Fruit the Temptation of Edward Cullen - "I would say this is an improvement on the source material, personally"

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Created by Idris on April 6th, 2012Profile and art by Idris

Caveat Lector based on the (mostly fanfic-based) trope ~ "let the reader beware!"

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Winter Is Coming

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Of Wyllops and Women

The Archan, The Goddess, and The Bathroom Cabinet

A Fairy Tale

Almost Metal Scientist

Portrait of Jaxon Skelly

The Happy Fortune Cult

The Wind-Up Lain Chronicle

Spot Spot!

The Nostalgic Kanis

The Ugly Mallarchy

The Plague Ruffies

A Collection of Verses

Kanis-ship Down

Memoirs of a Ghostly

Little Wyllops

The Ontra That Could

Island of the Dusk Ontras

Clarence the Big Crimson Rreign

Ai no Torrey Koibito

Book of Books I

Book of Books II

Book of Books III

A Few Loose Screws

Classic Literature

Hey! Linguistics

An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism

Book of Speeling Eror

The Mistakes We Make

Achieving Literacy

The Principles of Grammar

Lurn 2 Spel Rite

English Textbook

How to Write III

How to Write II

How to Write I

Boring Classics Book Tape

Leather-Bound Book

Wooden Steak

Raven Feather Quill Pen

Classic Typewriter

Pet Friends