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Captain has a minion!

Silver the Shiprat

Captain
Legacy Name: Captain Butt

The

Graveyard Lasirus
Owner: sharky

Age: 13 years, 11 months, 1 day

Born: August 20th, 2012

Adopted: 13 years, 11 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: August 20th, 2012

Statistics

Level: 22
Strength: 51
Defense: 14
Speed: 10
Health: 14
HP: 10/14
Intelligence: 21
Books Read: 19
Food Eaten: 51
Toys Played: 0
Job: Deputy Dishwasher

captain

you'll greet the sun with bottles high, your bodies pale against the sky
The Good Ol' Cap'n Ahoy there! They call me Captain, on account a' the fact I used t' be one. Y' may be thinkin', "Used t' be? Well then what are ye now, Cap'n?" Well, the short answer t' that is I went an' died. Haha! No need t' look so frightened, laddie. I don' bite, 'less ye try an' take me booze. None o' that eatin' brains fer me, y'see. I prefer Absinthe an' some good ol' rum. Now, y' may be wonderin'. Cap'n, how did someone as handsome an' charmin' as ye go an' die, only t' be brought back t' un-life? Well, I may be willin' t' tell you me story, if'n ye got the time. An' perhaps a nice bottle o' booze with ye. No booze? Well, alrigh' then. I'll supply t' booze, ye jus' sit an' listen. Captain's Story Comin' soon! Sorry t' disappoint ye, laddie. It's jus' not a good time an' all. It were a good story, too. I s'pose ye'll just have t' come on back later, hm?

you'll greet the sun with bottles high, your bodies pale against the sky

The Good Ol' Cap'n

Ahoy there! They call me Captain, on account a' the fact I used t' be one.

Y' may be thinkin', "Used t' be? Well then what are ye now, Cap'n?"
Well, the short answer t' that is I went an' died. Haha! No need t' look so frightened, laddie. I don' bite, 'less ye try an' take me booze. None o' that eatin' brains fer me, y'see. I prefer Absinthe an' some good ol' rum.

Now, y' may be wonderin'. Cap'n, how did someone as handsome an' charmin' as ye go an' die, only t' be brought back t' un-life? Well, I may be willin' t' tell you me story, if'n ye got the time. An' perhaps a nice bottle o' booze with ye.

No booze? Well, alrigh' then. I'll supply t' booze, ye jus' sit an' listen.

Captain's Story

Comin' soon! Sorry t' disappoint ye, laddie. It's jus' not a good time an' all. It were a good story, too. I s'pose ye'll just have t' come on back later, hm?