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Young Avengers Database; Bio: Wiccan.


State Name:

William Kaplan.

State Age:

Eighteen.

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I don’t understand. Do I just start talking about my life?

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That didn’t answer my question, Vision.

Enter Bio:

Well, fine then, I guess I’ll just stark talking. Hi, I guess. Name’s William, but everyone calls me Billy, because I refuse to be called William until I’m at least twenty-seven. I’ll start from the beginning, I suppose. I have two pretty great parents and a couple of siblings. School was alright growing up, but once I got older I figured out I liked bulging muscles and heavy jawlines instead of little pixie girls with tiny hips and big tits. Eew. After that, things went downhill. In high school, there was this dickhead named John Kesler. He enjoyed nothing more than beating my face in for being a boy-loving nancy.

It was manageable for one pretty dumb reason: I was obsessed with the Avengers. Like, action figures, comics, blankets, boxers, the works. I was approaching stalker status when I finally accidentally ran into her. Wanda Maximoff, aka the Scarlet Witch, aka my favorite Avenger. Rather than passing out on the spot, we talked for a bit and she told me that I didn’t need to be scared of some jerk like John Kesler, and that she thought I could take care of myself.

I’m surprised you don’t call her ‘mom’ now.

Spoiler alert, Tommy! Anyways, naturally, I took her words to heart. One day, I stood up to him, and, to be cliché, that’s when my life turned itself upside down. One second I was defending myself against captain asshole, and the next, I was glowing and he was bleeding. Turns out, I was a mutant. Yaaaay.

Please describe your mutation.

Oh, okay. I basically started with electrokinesis, which is why I went by Asgardian. I could fly, and I could make lightning. After a while, though, it was pretty obvious I could do more. The easiest way to describe what I am is by calling me a mage, or a spellcaster. I can warp reality when I try really hard, but I can only do it if I say it out loud. Some of the lesser stuff I can do consists of pyrokinesis, healing, teleportation, and other spells that can help me out for short periods.

Geez, you make it sound like you’re invisible.

Hey, I just answered the question, Tommy.

I didn’t like any of it when it first surfaced, obviously, but now that I have control, I really do love it. Half of my time is dedicated to figuring out just what I can do. Even now I’m learning more about my mutation.

Anyway, after that, things got better. Turned out the Avengers disbanded (that part sucked) and Iron Lad put together a team of younger mutants and superheroes. We were called the Young Avengers, and our job was to pretty much hold down the fort while the Avengers were gone. I met a few new people, one of which was Teddy, who I’m now dating.

Engaged, actually.

I was trying not to be sappy, seeing as this is official or whatever, but yeah, He’s kind of the best guy ever.

Oh, get a room you two.

After this? I guarantee it. We’ll be in your room, Eli.

You. Wouldn’t. Dare. Hey, don’t laugh, Kate! Not funny!

I’m sorry, but I’d die to see your face walking in on that.

Lalalalalala, not listening.

Okay guys, If you’re all done.

Sorry dear.

Don’t you call me dear. Anyway, yeah. Young Avengers. Back then I was known as Asgardian, because, as previously mentioned, I’m a fanboy. We soon got Cassie and Kate, and they encouraged me to change my name, to be more original. So I went from Asgardian to Wiccan.

Then there was the Kree-Skrull thing, starring Teddy Altman. I’m sure he went into that on his bio, so I’ll only say that it was hard, extremely sad, and made us come that much closer together.

Uh, what else? Do I need to go over the Civil War thing? Cause that’s still pretty awkward all around.

While I would prefer to have a full biography on file, you may -

Okay, so skipping it. Since Tommy went over it, though, I guess I’ll touch on the Scarlet Witch thing. Very basically, Wanda had two sons in a messed up time stream, but they died, and were reincarnated and born to two completely different families. That’s Tommy and me.

Made for a pretty awkward family reunion.

Oh don’t lie, you loved meeting your “Uncle Pietro”.

You know they can’t see your air quotes, right?

Yeah, so awkward family reunion aside, turns out I’m the reincarnated son of my favorite Avenger. Which I still have mixed feelings about. Unfortunately, it wasn’t just a reunion, but a huge power struggle, and we lost some good friends. Jonas and Cassie were lost, and it took us a while to get past that. We still miss them, but we’re still a team, and I would die for any of them.

Yeah, that’s right, you all sure are quiet now.

Anything else?

This is enough sufficient data.

Good to hear. I’m gonna go make out with my fiancé now.

Young Avengers Bio, Wiccan; Complete.


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