Jim has a minion!

Sebastian Moran the Smolder

Legacy Name: Jim

The Graveyard Lain
Owner: Moran

Age: 9 years, 5 months, 3 weeks

Born: December 1st, 2012

Adopted: 9 years, 5 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: December 1st, 2012

Pet Spotlight Winner
May 11th, 2014


  • Level: 49
  • Strength: 122
  • Defense: 63
  • Speed: 45
  • Health: 52
  • HP: 46/52
  • Intelligence: 255
  • Books Read: 245
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Telescope Calibrator

Jim Moriarty, hiiiii~

Name: Jim Moriarty

Occupation: Consulting Criminal

Quote(s): Oh, did I really make such a fleeting impression?

And suddenly I'm Mr. Sex.

No one ever gets to me... and no one ever will.

I'll burn you. I will burn.. the heart out of you.

London was hardly the most under appreciated of cities, what with the grand buildings, the blood soaked history and the merging cultures. It was no surprise it attracted swarms of tourists and people seeking out a more ‘interesting’ life in a fast paced urban environment. The amusing thing was how so few short term residents and visitors realized the depths of depravity that existed just beneath that clean white Anglophile dreamscape. London was like any other hub of human interaction, dingy and manipulative, sucking the light from people. Criminals existed in dirty warehouses and in hand pressed suits alike and among the lowest of the low and the highest of the high there was one name that few uttered but many knew, a title spoken only in hushed whispers or death bed confessions; Moriarty .

No one ever saw him of course, no one who would live to say anything about it. He was nothing but a grey face and some text on a computer screen, maybe an electronic voice over the phone. You’d meet with men who worked with him, even the odd woman of two, at worst a red light from a neighboring building - and no one wanted that - but never did you see his face. This habit of doing business in such a way only added to his mythos, making him into something bordering omnipotent in the eyes of those who worked with him. The rumors would spread out from his clients, of a man that lived above the law, who saw all, was all, who could ‘fix’ your problems if you paid the proper price. He became a secret God among those desperate or needy enough to ask his favor. Sometimes he cost millions, other times he’d demand payment of a different variety and you never knew for certain what the entirety of his plan was, or how much was him. In the end though, you’d pay and suddenly you’d get anything you’d asked for, the masses would bow to you or the police would turn a blind eye.

And the man himself? The person behind that mask really wasn’t that far off from the rumors. Not seven feet tall, sure, not a God, not a monster, but very much all knowing and all seeing. Jim Moriarty saw the world turning, from behind the safety of a computer screen, from the eyes of person he’d created just for that time and place. He saw society like puppets in need of a direction. Everyone could be controlled, you just needed the right strings to pluck and pull and oooh did he know how to find them. Husbands, wives, children, secret perversions, long buried secrets, he could find them, and he would play with the human race like a tiny, doe eyed god. For most people it would seem obvious why, with that sort of talent he was a wealthy and powerful man, right? That didn’t actually matter though, not to Jim. There was a darker reason Moriarty did what he did, pulled strings, made people dance, something scandalously simple.

Jim Moriarty was…bored.

Please Jim will you fix it for me…?

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Pet Treasure

Kings Booty

Bat Spooper

Peelable Morostide Spider Decals

Professor New Heartbreaker Cryptic Square


Bow-E Panacea Power Bank

Vampire Squid Squishy

Ravenpuffs Plushie

Ravenpuffs Feathers

Web Developer Spooper

Terrifying Tales

Tiny Gold Crown

Black Tangerine Laptop

Black Tangerine Ear Buds

White Tangerine Laptop

White Tangerine Touchphone

Electronic Programming Guide

Hardcore Aviators

Designer Aviators

Dapper Plaid Pomade

Fashionable Silk Scarf

Sleek Pinstriped Suit Coat

Union Jack Shirt

Cutethulhu Magpie Sneakers

Overly Complicated Latte

Spearmint Gum Pack

Bad Seed

Little Black Book

How to Stargaze

Star Chart

Fly Constellation Cookie

Uncorked Strange Universe Filled Star Vial

Understanding the Universe

Model of the Solar System

Clockwork Orrery

Planet Surveyors Telescope

Two Panel Satellite

Bloody Crime Scene Tape

Cherry BomBon

Big Boom Bomb

Basket of Yarn Ball Bombs

Yarn Ball Bomb

Bear Plushie Bomb

Stolen Bike Horn

Lifelike Foam Crow Ornament

Crowley Sticker

Crowley Beanbag

Party Zombie Crow

Raven Familiar Beanbag

Sunbird Skull

Bloody Pigeon Plushie



Wolf Pelt Lined Shawl

Black and White Abandoned Yarn

Movie Camera

Royale Verano Crown

Pumpkin King Crown

Prima Violin


Tiger Bones

You Are My Butter Half Sticker

Sour Gumballs

Bubble Gum

Red Apple

Chef Carving Knife

Gingerbread Pair Earrings

Lime Bar

Buttercream Rose Lavender Cake

Fancy Mint and Gold Marbled Chocolate Ball

Fancy Criss-Crossed Chocolate

Fancy White Chocolate Gift

Fancy White Chocolate Pyramid

Fancy Dotted Dark Chocolate

Vanilla Macarons

Rose Macarons

Lemon Macarons

Berry Spice Macarons

Raspberry Macarons

Romantic Box of Macarons

Rainbow Box of Macarons

Lovely Box of Cupcakes

Fantine Gift Box

Dunderfluf Savory Cupcake

Bento Candy

Flowery Mini Eclairs

Classic Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Drizzled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Nutty Crunch Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Sprinkled Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Black and White Chocolate-Covered Strawberries

Mishandled Teacup

English Breakfast Tea

Sweet Petal Tea

Iced Black Coffee

Iced Espresso Coffee

Iced Hazelnut Coffee

Iced Caramel Coffee

Iced Mocha Coffee

Iced French Vanilla Coffee

Deluxe Iced Coffee

Almond Butter Ground Coffee

Caramel Nut Ground Coffee

French Vanilla Ground Coffee

Coconut Creme Ground Coffee

Mocha Cooler

Twilight Twinkle Juice

Coffee Run

Special Order Coffee


Bento Rice Triangles

Tuna Hosomaki

Kampyo Hosomaki

Radish Hosomaki

Tuna Hand Roll

Salmon Hand Roll

Veggie Hand Roll

Roe Filled Rice Roll

Deluxe Croissant Sandwich

Grilled Chicken To Go Salad

Citrus To Go Salad

Hard-Earned Dessert

Fresh Asparagus Tart

Caviar Blinis

Filet Mignon with Wine Sauce

Fresh Tomato Salad with Tangy Vinaigrette

Gourmet Fruit and Cheese Platter

Bottled Cabernet Sauvignon

Bottled Merlot

Bottled Pinot Noir

Bottled Chardonnay

Bottled Pinot Grigio

Bottled Riesling

Bottled Rose

Sparkling Champagne and Berries


Bag of Blood

Heart Warming Soup

Heart on a Stick

Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie

Harvested Heart

Heart Beanbag

Heart for You Sticker

Burnt Match

Lit Match

Truly Dazzling Cocktail

Sacred Lands Chardonnay

Velvet Whiskey with a Gray Bag

Skull Vodka Bottle

Shattered Skull of Power

Stone Skull Totem

Grave Reminder

White Candy Skull Beanbag

Blue Candy Skull Beanbag

Pink Candy Skull Beanbag

Red Skull Votive Candle

Innocent Shirt

Common Six-Shooter

IOU Slip

Guide to Fancy Dress

Crime Anthology

Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved

Mysterious Anthology

Murders 101

Devastation and Destruction

A Fairy Tale

Insane Programming Volume 1

A History of Mathematicians

Modern Astronomy

Fields of Logic

Fable Fables

Book of Violet Fairy Tales

How to Stargaze

The Stars of the Sky

King Keiths Golden Crown Sticker

Delphi Ale King Crown

Arctic Frost Ale King Crown

Atebus Ale King Crown

Pumpkin King Crown

Tiny Gold Crown

Spider Web

Pink Felt Spider Plushie

Orange Felt Spider Plushie

Green Felt Spider Plushie

Yellow Felt Spider Plushie

Gray Felt Spider Plushie

Mourner Spider

Hairy Horror

Spider Bite Makeup Kit

Excessively Horrifying Spider

Spidey Spawn


Fried Skewered Spider

Spider Hair Stick

Radish GumiSpider Pop

Burgeoning Evil Brain

Blue Insignia Pens

Simple Diamond Shaped Cufflinks

Black Suit Jacket

Delish Decked Out Skinny Tie

Delish Decked Out Tailored Shirt

Pride Sash

Blue Tangerine Ear Buds

Navy Blue S-Pod

Electronic Programming Guide

USB Memory Stick

MaxHP AA Batteries

Computer Geek Sticker

Programmer Coffee Mug

Programmer Shirt

Key of Secrets

Box of Souls

Box of Untold Secrets

Cross Tombstone

Stone Casket

Kiss Me T-shirt

Four Leaf Clover

Lavender Devonti Milk Soap

Vanilla Swirl Devonti Milk Soap

Ocean Waves Devonti Milk Soap

Midnight Rose Devonti Milk Soap

Lemongrass Devonti Milk Soap

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