Jupiter has a minion!

Ganymede the Mister Moon


The Galactic Tigrean
Owner: Metaphor

Age: 15 years, 6 days

Born: December 4th, 2004

Adopted: 15 years, 6 days ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 4th, 2004 (Legacy)

Pet Spotlight Winner
October 26th, 2010


  • Level: 120
  • Strength: 126
  • Defense: 120
  • Speed: 120
  • Health: 120
  • HP: 120/120
  • Intelligence: 24
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Under construction. Story staying the same, just getting new profile.

Thank you, Rasputina! Omg, you're the best.

Starvation has a name.

Where I come from, everybody knows it. You see, for whatever reason, my ancestors signed this treaty that promised him complete power over us. Now he whips at our stomachs until they relent and roar, digs deep craters in the sky so that the sun stays low but the moon high. Nothing but snow fills our mouths.

Still, Starvation has a lofty, looming name, but it hasn't completely shaded the joys of life.

On occasion, I see a certain snake of light slithering over the horizon, twisting, flaunting her scales of many colors. Her name is Aurora. Well, that's what my uncle calls her anyway. He couldn't bear to watch her travel across the sky so gracefully and silently without any sense of identity. According to him, she belongs to a great Charmer, the one who taught the stars to chirp and the sun to bare its yellow teeth.

They weren't born with names either.

I asked my uncle why he didn't name them too then. He said the stars are too hard to name since they breed so fast; the sun, despite its strutting light, is too humble to hold up a hefty title, too shy to show it without ducking behind a cloud.

Starvation is always present. The Charmer actually remembered to give him a name, and he won't put it down. My uncle tells me not to be too disgusted by this. He probably got a name just because the Charmer wanted to keep him quiet. It isn't working. He twists and struts, almost like Aurora, but without any beauty or humility. He doesn't even shed any light. We'd be less lost following just one reluctant star.

Either way, Starvation has a name but still isn't tame.

I wonder how long ago the Charmer had given up on him.


I waltzed with Ganymede,
I took his heavy arm, tossed it over my head.
I waltzed with Ganymede about the shores of Jupiter
while the other moons tugged at their gravities,

And they heaved their sighs, and lifted the tides
of a river oblivious to the weight of the world.
I waltzed with Ganymede, I waltzed with Ganymede,
and no devious moon man crossed his face.

--Venus of Ganymede, a beat poet.

Aurora looked cold last night. I offered to wrap her up in my fleece blanket, but she declined. Or at least it seemed that was what she did--the way she silently swayed her lithe, green body this way and that. Aurora also looked lonely, and I thought this: of course she is lonely! How would you like to have one side of your soul on display for a whole judgmental world to see, while the other half is beyond the stars and the snow, writhing at the feet of the Charmer?

I wouldn't like that at all.

So I sang to her. And my voice flitted across the tundra like a wispy moth. The moth seemed to dance up to Aurora, as if captivated by her beauty, as if moved by my song.

I sang louder.

The moth didn't survive past the first chorus. Aurora turned a paler green and spread herself out more comfortably among the stars, as if yawning. I think she was dreaming.

I didn't know I was such a good Charmer.

Pet Treasure


Nugget of Night Sky

Azure Planet Plushie

Cosmic Dust Analyzing Satellite

Celestial Balloon Bouquet

Nebulite Highlighting Spray

Astral Wand

Leafeather Heirloom of the Stars

Mystical Magical Celestial Lolly

Leafeather Orb of the Night

The Light In The Night Sky

Miniature Cosmic Miasma

Yellowed Photograph

Understanding the Universe

Moon and Sun Betamon Badge

Bag Of Starry Clips

Hazel Cosmic Eye and Brow Pencils

Astronaut Cap and Hair

Blue Man in the Moon Plushie

Black Hole


Galaxy Staff


Cuddly Luna Plushie

Luna Beanbag

Green Aurora Necklace

Blue Aurora Necklace

Dawn Potion

Leafeather Starlight Circlet

Celestium Ore

SolLuna Costume Trunk

Aurora Borealis

Shroud of the Galaxy

Twilight Potion


Inverted Galaxy Orb

Galaxy Orb

Shrine of Apollonia


Dusk Potion

Shinwas Weather Orb

Mad World

Celestial Towel


Sheeta Moon Scepter

Plump Moon Beanbag

Starry Pie

Celestial Balloon Bouquet

Guide to Constellations

Book of Celestial Bodies

Our Neighbor Atebus

Probed Moonrock

Moonsteel Alloy

Mark of Luna

Bottled Moon

Bottled Star

Star Snow Globe

Galaxy Fruit

Orbital Punch

Planet Fish

Podulous Moonrock

Spongy Moonrock

Cooking with Gas


Mister Stardust

Moon Plushie

Patched Moon Plushie


Kumos Moon Sticker

Lunar Staff

Moon Charm


Moon Fruit

Mutant Moon

Full Moon Sticker

Dark Matter Moon Rod

Dark Moonrock


Moony Fruit

Galaxy Mug

Watchers Telescope

Star Chart

Gold Moon Relic

Gold Sun Relic

Pet Friends