Chun-lee has a minion!

Rosco T. James the Party Rat


The Graveyard Manchu
Owner: Witchy

Age: 7 years, 1 month, 1 week

Born: May 21st, 2013

Adopted: 3 years, 4 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: February 12th, 2017


  • Level: 85
  • Strength: 78
  • Defense: 13
  • Speed: 15
  • Health: 11
  • HP: 11/11
  • Intelligence: 64
  • Books Read: 64
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Sassy Security Guard

The Baron and I got into a terrible argument. I just wasn't going to put up with it any more. Here I am, a great fighter (almost), and the Baron won't let me fight! He says I'm not strong enough!

So when this air headed witch came along, I could tell right away, she was a sucker for a sad story, and I just started following her. I wasn't going to leave, especially since I found out she knew the greatest warrior of ALL TIME, lovecraft! She tries to get rid of me, but there's no way I'm leaving, not when I know she hangs out with the Lovecraft! I'm going to be as good as her one day!
Besides. The Witch feeds me, she buys me crap (that I have no use for), and I can do just about anything I want, the witch doesn't care. As long as I don't touch her Rainbow. Man. Don't touch the rainbow, or all of a sudden, that space case witch, is real wicked.

Any way. I know she goes on these great adventures, so I decided, if I keep hanging around with her, I'm sure life will stay interesting and I'll build up my strength. Besides. It makes my day, when she tries to get me to leave her alone, and I won't go. Ha, she gets so mad. It amuses me.

Pet Treasure

Subetan to Infected Dictionary

Goodnight Rat

The Beauty of Graveyards


Zombie Wrestling Almanac

Radish Hosomaki

Fried Rice

Salmon Hand Roll

Unliving Skin Care

Purple Game Controller

Skelihaund Skull Fragments

Disco Blob Doll

Grave Robbers Charms

Taxidermy for the Unliving

Spooky Little Book of Jokes

Spotting a Friendly Spook


Zombie Journal

Corpse Burning 101

They Watched from the Trees


Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone


Pet Friends