1967 has a minion!

Sam, Dean, and Cas the Bad Luck Trio

Legacy Name: 1967

The Bloodred Blob
Owner: Muerte

Age: 7 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: May 22nd, 2013

Adopted: 7 years, 6 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: May 22nd, 2013


  • Level: 119
  • Strength: 298
  • Defense: 292
  • Speed: 290
  • Health: 291
  • HP: 291/291
  • Intelligence: 250
  • Books Read: 249
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

No this is not all of what will be on the profile. It is simply here for reference.

"On April 21st, 1967, the hundred millionth GM vehicle rolled off the line at the plant in Janesville. A blue two door Caprice. There was a big ceremony, speeches, Lieutenant Governor even showed up. Three days later, another car rolled off that same line. No one gave two craps about her, but they should've, because this 1967 Chevrolet Impala would turn out to be the most important, the most important object in pretty much the whole universe.
She was first owned by Sal Moriarty, an alcoholic with two ex-wives and three blocked arteries. On weekends he'd drive around giving bibles to the poor, "getting folks right for judgement day" is what he said. Sam and Dean don't know any of this, but if they did, I bet they'd smile. After Sal died, she ended up at Rainbow Motors, a used car lot in Lawrence, where a young Marine bought her on impulse. That is, after a little advice from a friend. I guess that's where this story begins...and here's where it ends.
The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have, and a few things they don't, but none of that stuff's important. This is the stuff that's important - the army man that Sam crammed in the ash-tray, that's still stuck there. The Lego's that Dean shoved into the vents, to this day, heat comes on, you can hear 'em rattle. These are the things that make the car their's, really their's. Even when Dean rebuilt her from the ground up and made sure all these little things stayed, cause it's the blemishes that make her beautiful. The devil doesn't know or care what car the boys drive.
In between jobs, Sam and Dean would sometimes get a day, sometimes a week if they were lucky. They'd pass the time lining their pockets, Sam used to insist on honest work but now he hustles pool, like his brother. They could go anywhere and do anything, they drove a thousand miles for an Ozzy show, two days for a Jayhawks game, and when it was clear they'd park her in the middle of nowhere, sit on the hood and watch the stars, for hours, without saying a word. It never really occurred to them that, sure they never really had a roof and four walls, but they were never in fact...homeless.
Any chapped-assed monkey with a keyboard can poop out a beginning, but endings are impossible. You try to tie up every loose end, but you never can. The fans are always gonna bitch, there's always gonna be holes, and since it's the ending it's all supposed to add up to something. I'm telling you...they're the raging pain in the ass.
This is the last Dean and Bobby will see each other in a very long time, and for the record, this point next week, Bobby will be hunting a Rougarou outside of Dayton, but not Dean. Dean didn't want Cas to save him, every part of him, every fibre he's got wants to die, or find a way to bring Sam back, but he isn't gonna do either, because he made a promise.
So what does it all add up to? It's hard to say, but me I'd say this was a test, for Sam and Dean, and I think they did all right. Up against good, evil, angels, devils, destiny and God himself. They made their own choice, they chose family, and, well...isn't that kinda the whole point.
No doubt endings are hard, but then again, nothing ever really ends, does it?"

- Carver Edlund/Chuck Shurley; Supernatural, 5x22, Swan Song

Pet Treasure

Book of Spirit Photography

Yellow Chalk Candy

Minor Curses: Red Lights

Minor Curses: Unflattering Clothes

I Am Eternal Sticker

How to Escape Homicidal Maniacs

Neon Pink Glow Chalk

Minor Curses: Loose Strands

Neon Purple Glow Chalk

Red Chalk Candy

White Chalk Candy

Black Chalk Candy

I Wanna Play A Game Sticker

Neon Green Glow Chalk

Spotting a Friendly Spook

Fizzy Raspberry Candy Potion

Spooky Little Book of Jokes

Spooky Little Book of Pranks

No Tears Please Sticker

Dont Fall Asleep Sticker

Grimoire of Fate

Anti-Possession Ink

Side Effects of Possession

Living Plushie

Possessed Mouse

Safely Handling Haunted Objects

Mind and Body Cocoa

Neon Blue Glow Chalk

Radlime Tart

Gourd Witch Potion Experiments

Theyre All Going To Laugh At You Sticker

Mysteriously Dark Gift

Sometimes Dead Is Better Sticker

Mourning Sentinel

Wild Shadowglen Crystal

Vase Reliquary

Domed Reliquary

Box Reliquary

Squat Reliquary

Nuclear Rave Shot

Steamwork Illumis Bulb

Shadowglen Pet Bed

Unstoppable Sticker

Crystallized Infected Blood

Chipper Waist Band

Darkest Blood Magick

Holy Warrior Tome

Radbrine Tart

Purple Chalk Candy

Make-It-Rain Wallet

Disturbed Gravesite

Fourth Wall Breaking

Sparkling Winter Dust

Personal Tankard of Dirty Matty

Neon Orange Glow Chalk

Tea of the Old Ones

Doll of Misforture

Rotten Containment Cage

Somber Angel Plushie


Halo There Sticker

Suspicious Rum Puddle

Bog Creature

Warding Witch Cake

Black Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Something Lurking

Exhumed Coffin

The Precious Blood Sticker

Charming Medusa Plushie

Sealed Ensorcelled Tome

Warding Hag Stone

Ghost Story Kit

Klaatu Verata Necktie Sticker

Nightmare Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Brainy Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Warding Greybeard Bottle

Protective Spell Seals

Wanna Play Sticker

Get Out Sticker

Haunted Forest Spirit

Toxic Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Thats Death Approaching Sticker

Enticing Cave

The Boogeyman is Real Sticker

Be Afraid Sticker

Glimpse Into Another Realm

Gourd Witch Dripping Candles

Book of Haunted Ghost Stories

I Came For You Sticker

Nobody Trusts Anybody Sticker

Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Gourd Witch Empty Potion Bottles

The Old Book of Ghost Stories

Fruit-Infused Rum

Ho Ho NO Sticker

Merry AF Sticker

Chilling Winter Tales

I See You Sticker

Golden Vision Rings

Broken Occult Sculpture

Blade of Illusions

Elysian Blue Eye Moisturizer

Pop-Up Haunted House Storybook

Bow-E Panacea Swear Jar

You Cant Kill the Boogeyman Sticker

Toothy Ink Blotch

Double Eyes Ink Blotch

Spider Ink Blotch

Spiral Eyes Ink Blotch

Squiddly Ink Blotch

Deathly Soup

Kill Her Mommy Sticker

Partys Over Sticker

Vampire Lord Plushie

Face Your Fears Sticker

Seven Days Sticker

So Youve Been Hexxed

Witch Hunter Wax Seal and Inscribed Parchment

Witch Hunter Consecrated Silver Bullets

Occultist Ominous Card

Red-Handled Scalpel

Theyre Heeere Sticker


Its Alive Sticker

Nightmare Fuel

A Noble Family History

EMF Reader

Rusted License Plate

Fade of the Warrior

Crossroads Summoning Kit

Unnatural Wall Chalk

Key of Possibilities

Researcher Whiskey

Shadowy Wing Imprints

Angel Blessed Shotgun Buttstock

Highway To Hell

Omnipotent Being Detector

Rock Salt

Demon Blood

Bag Of Burgers



Whiskey Decanter Set

Wood Bourbon

Homemade Dark Rum

Cinnamon Rum

Distilled Rum

Skull Vodka Bottle


Sweet Potato Vodka

Dry Gin




Doppelganger Bock

Esther Homebrew Vesnali Ale

Jolly Jollin

Merana Mixture

Tsushiin Sake Lager


Feuer-Chili Beer

More Than Light Beer

Timely Stout

Cockroach Killer

Blacklight Octopus Ale

Honey Bumpkin

Gut Champagne Beer

Breakneck Brew

Spaltag Pilsner

Root Rocket Beer

Lucky Golden Hikei

Honeyed Mead

Centropolis Essence

Arctic Frost Spiced Rum

Sacred Lands Mulled Wine

Shot of Darkside

Shengui Guo Cursed Sake

Omen Long Islands Iced Tea

Slippery Nipple

Forever Frozen Shot

Bloodthirsty Mary

Hustler Cocktail

Tankard Of Grog

The Mega Grog

Aged Saheric Wine

Booze-Filled Pumpkin

Liquor-Spiked Cocoa

Flip Cup

Flying Beer Pong

Beer Battleship

Beer Pong

Bloody Rag

Blood Trail

Harvested Congealed Blood

Red Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

Strange Blood-Filled Dropper

Bloodred Baster

Symphoni Nacht Bloody Sunday Blood Spray

Blood Bag Candy

Bloody Gravy

Blood Soup

Captured Blood Droplet

Doves Blood

Dragon Blood

First Aid Kit

Large First Aid Kit

White Arm Cast

Tension Bandage (Leg)

Tension Bandage (Hips)

Tension Bandage (Face)

Tension Bandage (Chest)

Tension Bandage (Arm)

Tension Bandage (Ankle)

Butterfly Bandages

Extra Strength Pain Pills

Regular Strength Pain Pills

Acetaminophen Travel Pack

Ibuprofen Travel Pack

Pink Bismuth Travel Pack

Hydrocortisone Cream

Antibiotic Ointment

Aller-Away Double Pack

Ice Bag

Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer

Dr. Lockhearts Amoricide

Dr. Lockhearts Amoricone


Dr. Lockhearts Amoryl Cream

Dr. Lockhearts Amortisone

Dr. Lockhearts Amorisporin-Medicated Bandages

Horns and Roses Limited Edition Vinyl

Edited Script

Motorcycle Maintenance Manual

Car Maintenance Manual

Pirate Bounty Poster

Mastering Death

Last Known Photos

Stamped Out Photograph

Tape and Glass and a Crime Unsolved

Choose Your Own Mystery

Crime Anthology

Drawn in Chalk: A Crime Novel

Murders 101

Anthology of Horror

Summoning Spooky Spirits

How to Tame Spirits

How to Kill a Zombie Edition 1

How to Kill a Zombie Edition 2

Pop-Up Zombie Storybook

Book of Demonic Names


On Matters of Possession

Bound and Chained Evil

Leather-Bound Book

End of the World Confessions

So You Survived Armageddon

Get Out Of The Apocalypse Free Card

Bound in Thread

Umbrus Teachings

Book of Scary Spooky Things

The Vampire Hunter

Dealing with Cursed Gold

In the Flames

Bloodstain Removal

Mystical Creatures And Where To Find Them

Book of Broken Mirrors

Book of Shadows

Unholy Pages

Book of Dririmancy

Demons of Autumn

How to Survive

How to Actually Beat Rouland

Spooky Graveyard

The Graveyard

Book of Demons I

Book of Demons II

Book of Demons III

Book of Demons IV

Book of Demons V

Big Bad Family Album

Grave Robbers Manual

Guide to Fancy Dress

Lingerie for All

Dealing with Hangovers

Getting Drunk With Style

Guide to Contacting Spirits

Garden Spirits

Sausage Party

Leviathan Harpooning Drinking Game Rules

Drinking Games with Friends

Drunk and Drunker: An Alcohol Safety Guide

The Best Mulled Wine Recipes

Morostide Drinking Game

Book of Doom

The Pirates Guide to Flirting

Love Letter

Fangirl Letter

Sneak Thief Pick Set

Sneak Thief Reliable Satchel

Iron Lock Picks

Carved Planchette

Out O Time License Plate

Bone Orchard Marker

Heavy Duty Flashlight

Recovered Camcorder

Essence of Living Shadow



Number One Dad Collectible Mug

Pastel Mixtape

Hustler Money Clip

Pentagram Necklace

Blank Possessed Contact

Yellow Mega Mullet Costume Wig

Bust of a Pale Horse

Bust of a Red Horse

Bust of a Black Horse

Bust of a White Horse

Giselle Thrift Rat Lamp

Djinn Smoke

Ghosthunting Torch

Frilly Pink Lingerie Bottoms

Little Black Horns

Angelic Feather

Clown Rag Doll

Meat Sack Beanbag

Smoking Charge Card

Purple Possessed Teddy Plushie

Model Albino Burmese Python

Feather Ash

Broken Record Player

Trash Can

Garbage Fire Beanbag


Discharge Burger

Big Sloppy Burger

Beastly BFF Burger

Grease Burger

Burger Cake


Rum Pancakes

Village Salad

Caesar Salad

Chef Salad

Tossed Salad

Grilled Apple Salad

Abalone Salad

Citrus To Go Salad

Grilled Chicken To Go Salad

Avocado To Go Salad

Fruit Salad

Cinnamon Apple Pie

Apple Spice Cake

Apple Apple Pie

Bubbly Cherry Pie

Radcurrant Tart

Pecan Pie Tart

Creamiest Cream-Filled Creamy Cream Pie

Radcherry Tart

Radlemon Tart

Homemade Chocolate Cake

Buttercream Rose Vanilla Cake

Birthday Present Cake

Regular TV

Budget TV

Family Sticker

Sibling Sticker

Best Friend Sticker

Bromance Sticker

Imaginary Friend Sticker

Still Kickin Sticker

It Is Canon Sticker

Mighty Fine Booty Sticker

Stay Inside Sticker

Just Here For The Boos Sticker

Siren Song Sticker

Open Inside Sticker

Dont Dead Sticker

Youre Welcome Sticker

Evil Eye Sticker

For Oral Use Only Sticker

Bad Luck Club Sticker

Zero Days Without Incident Sticker

No More Ghosts Sticker

Schlemiel Sticker

Feel the Burn Sticker

Wow Such Try Gold Star Sticker

RUM Sticker

False Alarm

Antique Thirteen Hour Clock

Denial Plushie






Crypt Hound

Ancient Haunt

Restless Sad Spirit

Restless Angry Spirit

Restless Malevolent Spirit

Impoverished Poltergeist

Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun

Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun with Machete

Bloodied Sawed Off Double Barrel Shotgun with Machete

Silver Bullet Shells

Gunmetal Bullet Shells

Brazen Bullet Shells

Gilded Bullet Shells

Extra Deadly Bullet Shells

Nightmare Knuckles

Anyu Brass Knuckles

Captured Eternal Flame

Rally Cocktail

P-8 Flamethrower

Rusty Toolbox

Auto Manual

Motor Oil

Air Compressor


Car Engine

Hydraulic Lift

Mechanics Overalls

Grease Gun

Gas Can

Pressure Gauge

Car Jack

Cross Head Screwdriver

Flat Head Screwdriver

Claw Hammer

Crescent Wrench

Socket Wrench

Bean Sidhe

Dealing with Windigosis

Vengeful Tide Scroll

Model Airplane Kit

Haunted Mirror Prop

Peculiar Petri Dish

Butcher Large Meat Hook

Delicious Bugs And Where To Find Them

Bottled Fire

None Too Clean Scalpel


Necromantic Grimoire


Fashion Police Gun

Cannibal Soup


Subeta Web Design

Brown Discreet Robe

Possessed Rag Doll

Aged Blood Sauce


Gold Possessed Contact

Dark Witchboard

Invisible Man

Obsessive Manual

Female Zombie Minion

Force Will Mahar Trading Card

Hangmans Noose

Franky Wrist Rope


Tiny Virus

Police Rifle

The Feli Sisters

Tinfoil Hat

Stiff White Dress Collar

Smiling Evil

Saga of the Trickster

Arid Car Plushie

Silver Bullet

Directors Chair

Nurse Bertha

Djinn Miniature

Wicked False Nails

Oddly Ornate Revolver

Precious Gems of Discord

UR Not The Father Conversation Heart Beanbag

Rabbit Foot

The Slots

A Fairy Tale

Black Pirate Ship Plushie

Gris Gris Bag

Evil Candy Cane Monster

150HP Healing Potion

Box of Specialty Tea

Strawberry Bat-Syrup

Tales of Blood Book Tape

Big Slice of Sprinkle Cake


Suture Kit

Map of Hell

Fallen Rag Doll

Hex Remover

Time Travel I

Welding Torch

Film Reel

Digital Thermometer

Trick Or Treat Rag Doll

Iron Special Coin

Hospital Bed

Strange Glowing Vial

Teenage Zombie Diary

Tarot of Doom, Despair, Desperation and Depravity

Red Boxers

Siren Stein

Random Scimitar

Holy Water

Black Formal Gloves

How to Write I


Weathered Sailors Flask

Winsome Rogue Broken Handcuff


Battle Wheelchair

Simple Gold Wedding Band

Consecrated Olive Oil

Infected Subeta

Woodcutter Axe

Belial Plushie

Poker Chip Erasers

Possessed Television


Big Boom Bomb


Soul Stone

Time Travel II

Onyx Cabochon Ring

Zombie Action Figure

Red Fireworks

A Tale of Trickery

Broken Glass

Mystical Orb of the Gods

Emerald Cabochon Ring

Archduchess Ring

Toy Hunters Car

Crinkly Leaf Litter

Winking Baby New Year Sticker


Burnt Sooty Ash Pile

Possessed Vampire Amulet

Cow Tongue

Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe


Fairy Wings


Lich Lord Conjuration Ring

Frozen Sword Charm

Large Dirty Spiders Web

Creepy Naked Doll

Star Trailer

Happy Flesh-Eating Worm

Spool of Gold Thread

Bow-Legged Book of the West

Waitress Miniature

Fiery Rings

Memory from a Happy Summer

Box of Souls

Leviathan Bobblehead

Tan Trenchcoat

Harvested Brains


Witch Hat

Pail of Water

Crystal Ball of Fate

Tattered Wedding Photo Album

Sandwich of Questionable Origins

Fake Temple Shot

Snake Venom

Suave Leather Fedora

Amazon Miniature

Greedy Guts

Book of Ancient Black Magic

White Ballet Slippers



The Haunted Mansion

USB Memory Stick

Ancient Stone Tablet

Vampire Blood

Evil Goop

Unearthed Bones

Saber-Toothed Tiger Plushie

Harvested Heart

Bloodred Laptop

Bloody Pirate Eyepatch

Ectoplasmic Leather

Amulet of Destiny and Prophecy

Black Hole

Bag of Blood

Loose Screws

Game Master Screen

Set of Safe Keys

Crudely Crafted Clay Pot Gift

Big Charcoal Retro Glasses

Red Studded Belt

Gold Laurel

Dust Storm Stone Tablet

The Vampire Hunt


Bone Tattooing Needle

Book of Extremely Vague Prophecy

Questionable Tagged Syringe


Subject Standard Issue Medical Gown

Black Cell Phone Sticker

Floating Toothpaste

Ruby Glitter Flats

Bulky Leather Collar

Fast Food Name Tag

Acoustic Guitar

Flashback Material Girl Prayer Beads

Blasphemous Shards

Blue Escaped Aura


Gold Verevolf Tooth

Not A Gym Bag

Little Ghost Buddy

Movie Camera

Dark Shaman Jaw Bone Club

Abandoned Doqtors Overcoat

Clean Typewriter

Vampire Fangs

Fun with History: Centropolis

Bolt of Blue Tartan

Plain I Heart Humans Shirt

Pitch Possessed Contact

Bloodred Microphone


Mixed Blessing Potion

The Mistakes We Make

Forgotten Fanfiction

Moss Covered Cross

Black Witchs Brew

Flower Child Flowers

Stained and Torn Family Album

The Rot Within

Opposing Summoning Stones

Tainted Peppermint Candy

Red Tangerine Smartphone

Shallow Grave

Blind Flesher

Shrewd Baroness Portrait

Pina Colada

Legend of Rictus

Yellow Escaped Aura


Collection of Obscene Gesture Photos

Stitched-Together Cookie

Father Time Scythe

Nightmarish Cloud

So Your Baby is Infected

Popstar Wig

Lost Tire

Fire Axe

Oatmeal Does Not Approve Sticker

Antlephore Mask


Laboratory Animal Cage

Spiked Punishment Collar


Your Pickle Could Get You in a Pickle

Bleeding Black Heart Jelly

Box of Old Driftwood

ZWE Replica Championship Belt


Bootlegger Stray Bullet

Rambert Horn

Cursed Apple Hard Candy

Peka-Boo VIP Sticker

Biography: Joe Schmo


Cursed Wings

Shocking Sticker

Red Goat Contact Lens Case

Frozen Matter

Scientist Whip

Thru Time Pocket Watch

Scenic Lakeside Postcards

Feather Frosted Cookie

Blissful Fetus Plushie

SAI Junior Agent Badge

Yellow Darkside Eye Burrower

How to Improve Your Memory

Wildman Crude Spear

Aquamarine Effortlessly Draped Ribbon Necklace

Yellow Sponge Capsule

The One-Hit-Kill

Yellow Liquid Filled Giant Syringe

Inevitable Betrayal Sticker

Severed Goat Head

Boring Classics Book Tape

Brown Twine Corn Husk Doll

Lemon Shot Shot

Crude Energized Blasters

Space Rift Sticker

Veta Baby New Year Wrap

TechnoWave Electric Tattoo Pen

Fortune-Telling Mouse

Annoyed Dark Matter Beanbag

Brown and Silver Plague Mask

Fabulous Cowboy Sticker

Small Cage Necklace

Vernons Torn Journal Page 1

Mad World

Spaulders of Deathward

Guide to Organ Collecting

Dark Grimoire

Skitters Favorite Needle

You=Pretty Candy Heart

Bloody Wet Specimen

Forgotten Relic

Severed Harbinger Tentacles

White Suit Jacket

Smoldering Ashes

Pet Friends