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Tinky_Winky has a minion!
Tinky's Slave Jerry Falwell the Disco Pink Koi
Tinky's Slave Jerry Falwell the Disco Pink Koi
Tinky_Winky
Legacy Name: Tinky_Winky
The Hydrus Swampie
Owner: osterizer
Age: 17 years, 10 months, 2 weeks
Born: June 8th, 2006
Adopted: 17 years, 10 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: June 8th, 2006 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 2,746
- Strength: 6,863
- Defense: 6,862
- Speed: 6,112
- Health: 6,862
- HP: 5,006/6,862
- Intelligence: 2,019
- Books Read: 1521
- Food Eaten: 7639
- Job: Director of SAI
Allow me to introduce you to the real Tinky-Winky. Tinky likes ice cream and tomatillos, stays up too late at night watching the Game Show Network, and would vote for progressive candidates if Swampies could vote.
He doesn't snore in his sleep, so much as he hums. He loves going white-water rafting and enjoys roller coasters as long as they don't turn him upside-down. He eats too much peanut butter, and he never microwaves popcorn because it stinks up the whole house.
And, in case you're wondering: yes, Tinky-Winky's gay . . . but not nearly as gay as that little purple snot who plays him on television!