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Noodle Boy has a minion!
Mr Bleedy the Pet Louse
Mr Bleedy the Pet Louse
Noodle Boy
Legacy Name: HappyNoodleBoy
The Graveyard Mortiking
Owner: Byrus
Age: 17 years, 6 months, 1 week
Born: November 7th, 2006
Adopted: 17 years, 6 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: November 7th, 2006 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 177
- Strength: 437
- Defense: 437
- Speed: 438
- Health: 437
- HP: 437/437
- Intelligence: 150
- Books Read: 150
- Food Eaten: 5
- Job: Unemployed
Sleamhain didn't know where he'd come from, or who he'd been when he was alive; all she knew was that he was a good grave digger. He was also a good friend... Though, over time, Sleamhain grew to see him more as a son.
It was clear that the poor boy's mind was severely addled, though whether it was because of a botched revival or some other mishap, Sleamhain could not say. Whatever the case, the result was the same: he was locked in a childish state, perpetually happy and ceaselessly optimistic, taking joy in the simplest of things. Despite being a hulking, beastly dinosaur, he was about as harmful as a non-animated corpse.
...Well, maybe not completely harmless. As the horde of zombies gathered behind the gates of Sleamhain's precious graveyard, she would whistle and Noodle boy would lumber forward, snarling and roaring as he chased the ravenous lot away. Sleamhain would never allow the corpses in her graveyard to be desecrated. Absolutely not. Before Noodle Boy, she'd had an awful time of it trying to keep out thoughtless hooligans and graverobbers, but her job had become so much easier since he'd arrived.
Afterwards, she would give him something to eat as treat. He only ever ate gross, rotting food, so he was easy to please. He grew particularity fond of the culinary "skills" of a local chef (who also happened to be a radioactive bug), and Sleamhain even ended up hiring the young man to cook for them.
Noodle Boy never used a shovel to dig graves, he only ever used his claws, and that was good enough. As he scrabbled madly at the dirt, his little pet louse would sit perched on his head, (Noodle Boy called him Mr Bleedy. What a name!) occasionally skittering about in a funny dance.
As Noodle Boy dug the grave (she never ceased to be amazed at the neat and considerate job he did) Sleamhain would make the grave marker. She would watch as he dug away, muttering in a frantic, quiet voice. Sometimes, if she listened well enough, she could make out some of the whispered words:
"Ended... ended..... He has ended. Where has he gone?"
Pet Treasure
Note To Self Sticky
Defect-Os Cereal
Mister Top Hat
Valiant Jelly Bean
Zlomp! Sticker
Creeping Zombie Plushie
Blood Rush Zombie Plushie
Love Zombie Doll
Rash Zombie Doll
Heartburn Zombie Plushie
Squishy Brain Plushie
Brain Pillow
Brain Beanbag
Intestines Beanbag
Morostide Charlie Plushie
Morostide Lasirus Plushie
Skeletal Bear Plushie
Ghost Rag Doll
Rat-Shaped Goofy Band
Budget TV
Toy Chibi Graveyard Potion
Cutesy Skull Snow Globe
Death Snow Globe
Hazel Collectible Shadowglen Spoon
Pull-along Caterpillar
Ratkist
Rull
Plagued Rat Swarm
Rattus
Ghost Rats
Creepy Crawlies
Giant Centipede
Surprised Roach
Mystical Grungy Roach
Thyke
Fleyer
Moozzz
Laeva
Happy Flesh-Eating Worm
Live Mealworm
Harvest Dire Worm
Sluggick
Garkle
Teethling
Zombie Chompers
Mori Bandage
Graveyard Billiard Ball
Putrescent Jelly Vial
Mucus Milkshake
Expired Snot-Jam
Pickled Ears
Pickled Eyeballs
Pickled Worms
Morostide Punch
Beetle Juice
Gummy Worm Dirt Cup
Chilled Rodent Poison
Moldy Mug
Mystery Soup
Moldy Tentacle Bread Bowl
Spider Soup
Jar Of Annoying Flies
Ruffie Flea Infestation
Jar Of Zombie Drool
Bottled Sewer Water
Rot Powder
Flesh Zombie Zaliva
Infected Muscle Tissue
Stuffed Stomach
Fleshy Mass
Harvested Glob of Snot
Monster Snot
Bloody Orc Booger
Moldy Cotton Candy
Regurgitated Candy
Chum
Pile of Dead Fish
Dirty Spaghetti
Bilge Water
Shark Stomach Surprise
Stomach Present
Intestine Pile Present
Brain on a Leash
My Pet Brain
Aged Brain Present
Fresh Brain Present
Harvested Brains
Monkey Brain
Rotten Brain Puff
Zombie Brain Puff
Meaty Bone Present
Delicious Femur
Gnawed Thigh Bone
Wishbone
Probably Bread
Roasted Leech
Rotten Thumb Present
Rolled Pancake with Fresh Fingers
Brain Pancakes
Moldy Bread Brain Sandwich
Fresh Brain Burger
Brain Pot Pie
Intestine Pot Pie
Rotten Pie
Rotten Shrimp Eggroll
Rotten Bug Infested Meat Shield
Infested Apple
Maggoty Peach
Moldy Vanilla Pudding Cup
Moldy Berry Trifle
Moldy Strawberry Tart
Stale Moldy Ship Biscuit
Moldy Cheese
Moldy Cranberry Sauce
Brainloaf
Hairy Chocolate Bar
Bag of Graveyard Chocolates
Graveyard Chinese Take-Out
Moldering Kibble
Pink Slime Meltipop
Tongue Lollipop
Bugtastic Cockroach Lolly
Apple Rock Candy Spider
Lime Flavor Fetus Pop
Edible Blob
Trick Ice Cube
Foul Fruit
Booger Fruit
Rotting Apple Gummy
Toad in the Doughnut Hole
Vomit-Filled Brainy Eclairs
Mouthy Muffin
Chocolate Chip Brain Stuffed Cookie Sandwich
Brain Muffin
Deadcadent Brain Cupcake
Deadcadent Eye Cupcake
Blueberry Filled Pie Slice
Eyeball Notdog
Raw Eye Kebab
Bloodshot Jellied Eyeball
Pile of Dead Eyeballs
Eye of Newt
Newt Eye
Lemon Peel Puddin
Hot Dog Cake
Can of Worms
Broken Worm
Sliced Worm
Boiled Fish
Koirpse
Inelegant Zombish
Jerkied Bilge Rat
Slow Fired Rat
Drowned Squirrel
Dead Fly
Decapitated Puppy
Loving Dead Octo
Cranial Crustacean
Skitin
Scrabbles
Zombunny
Frankenpuppy
Shriffles
Zomkie
Sommie
Happy Fetus
I-Love-You Fetus
Zemo