Newton Geiszler has a minion!

Kaiju Skinmite the Large Ocean Pill Bug

Newton Geiszler
Legacy Name: Newton Geiszler

The Aqua Xotl
Owner: Cacti

Age: 8 years, 10 months, 2 weeks

Born: September 27th, 2013

Adopted: 8 years, 10 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: September 27th, 2013


  • Level: 77
  • Strength: 188
  • Defense: 185
  • Speed: 185
  • Health: 186
  • HP: 186/186
  • Intelligence: 525
  • Books Read: 520
  • Food Eaten: 8
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist

Pet Treasure

Pilot Rag Doll

Triple-Tailed Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Tri-Jaw Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Nosy Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Linebacker Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Horned Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Winged Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Replica Giant Isopod

Pillbug Plushie

14 Legged Pill Bug

Subject Cryotube

Nuclear Weeping Spleenoids Wallpaper

Nuclear Visceral Wallpaper

Nuclear Brainy Wallpaper

Automaton Spinal Wires

Useless Wires

Android Assassin Ocular Device

White Nitrile Gloves

Silver Skull Collar Clip

Cece Coast Button-Down Shirt

Rumpled White Dress Shirt

Hero Glasses

Black Tie

Dusty Gray Jacket

Professor New HiFi Dirty Wash Jeans

Black Unlaced Combat Boots

See the Forest Pants

Black I-Want-To-Believe Tee

Mad-Science Multitool

Ikumoradeekanox Tattoo Concepts

Mix-N-Match Monster Book

Rumi Nature Sketchbook

Foundations of Organic Chemistry

Beneath the Waves

Navigating the Rift

The Land in the Rift

The Creeping Galaxy

Rift Beetle

Rift Queen Hydroponic Seedling

Rainbow Digital Doughnut Beanbag

Darkmatter Grub

What is Out There?

Notes On A Dream World


All The Best Things Glow Sticker

Pile of Intestines with Googly Eyes


Lonely Dino Pair Plushie

Obnoxious Green Finger Puppet Monster

Dinosaur Kigurumi

Creature Rag Doll

Mothman Rag Doll

Mothman Plushie

Giant Monster Rag Doll

Blue Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Black Nail Polish

Stylin Oldskool Guitar

Electric Piano

Upright Piano

Unorganized Sheets of Music

Music Sheet

To Serve Aliens

Side Effects of Possession

Extraterrestrial Life Forms

Atebus Wars

Almost Metal Scientist

Doki Doki Magic Chai!

The Very Best Blanket Forts

Mind and Body Cocoa

Trash Picking

Dripping Elder Tome

Sandwich of Questionable Origins

Ancient Boo Cooler Juice Box

Xotl Freeze Pop

Science is a BLAST! Sticker

Chemistry Textbook

Monster Snot

Beetle Juice

Sweet Toxic Science Liquor

Eye of Newt

Amoeba of Dooom

Turquoise Alien Mug

Mysterious Genetic Goo


Upside Down Chemical Spiller 5000

Mercurial Throwing Vial

Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Necrotic Throwing Vial

Destabilizing Throwing Vial

Acidic Throwing Vial

Nuclear Potion: Behind the Scenes

Terrifying Krakens

Book of Sea Creatures

The Flora of Atebus

Hippocampi: A Different Kind of Seahorse

The Monster in the Lake

A Lizardly Tale

Fuel Your Nightmares

Creepy Crawling Book of Creepy Crawlies

Veta Lake Cryptids and Creatures

Collected Correspondence

Field Guide to Sentient Plants

Biology Textbook

Petting Priggles

A Sea Full of Merfolk Tales

Fluffy Tentacles

Ivory Tentacle Ribbons

Brown Tentacle Ribbons

Red Tentacle Ribbons

Blue Tentacle Ribbons

Toxic Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Brainy Crawling Pumpkin Guts

Severed Hydrus Tentacle

Severed Blue Tentacle

Severed Green Tentacle

Anatomy: Descriptive and Applied

The Care of Putrid Aranias

Veined Nature Journal

Coiled Nature Journal

Macro Nature Journal

Shimmery Nature Journal

Iridescent Nature Journal

Delphi Specimen Jar Mask

Thing in a Jar

Kraken Terrarium

Clawed Monster Wet Specimen

Mouthy Monster Wet Specimen

Ink Monster Wet Specimen

Bloody Wet Specimen

Newt Temporary Habitat

Pet Friends

Hermann Gottlieb