Municipal has a minion!

Plastic Bag the Darghness


The Darkmatter Telenine
Owner: Oreobot

Age: 6 years, 8 months, 6 days

Born: November 7th, 2013

Adopted: 6 years, 8 months, 6 days ago

Adopted: November 7th, 2013


  • Level: 61
  • Strength: 64
  • Defense: 32
  • Speed: 33
  • Health: 34
  • HP: 34/34
  • Intelligence: 176
  • Books Read: 170
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Gold Specialist

"I mean, Carlos is so smart, and he says so many smart things! And I'm not dumb! I like science and municipally-approved books just as much as the next guy, so I can't believe that's all I could say to him.

"Neat!" " -- Cecil, Welcome to Night Vale episode 16: 'The Phone Call'

Pet Treasure

Umbrus Plushie

Bleeding Rose of Deepest Blackness

Galaxy Orb

Monstrous Tales

Grave Reminder

Cave Jelly

Purple Octoplus

Hovering Misfortunat

Hand Plushie

True Love

Curious Broken Clock

Freaky Footrest

Grudge Plushie

Dark Matter Microphone

Dark Matter

Skull Matter

Spider Web

Box of Souls

Pet Friends