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Guinness the Drinking Dino

Legacy Name: Mikaela

The Galactic Jollin
Owner: Trithie

Age: 6 years, 3 months, 4 days

Born: May 5th, 2014

Adopted: 3 years, 9 months, 3 days ago

Adopted: November 6th, 2016

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  • Level: 42
  • Strength: 101
  • Defense: 100
  • Speed: 100
  • Health: 100
  • HP: 100/100
  • Intelligence: 101
  • Books Read: 101
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Tramp burst into the Monster Taphouse, with Cosette nervously trailing behind him. The Taphouse was a dive bar in the Neutral Zone, but it was popular enough that not only did the outcasts living in the Zone frequent it, so did many of the actual Monsters. While it sometimes got tense between the Monsters-in-the-Closet and Monsters-Under-the-Bed, there was a general understanding (encouraged by a few burly bouncers menacingly guarding the door) that all patrons should keep their heads down and drink their drinks.

The barkeep, Mikky, was always there to diffuse any situations that might come up. She looked harmless, standing behind the bar, drying glasses with a grubby towel, but she was shrewd. And possibly had eyes on the back of her head, she could always tell when mischief was afoot.

Tramp swaggered towards the bar. He looked back, and saw Cosette lingering at the door, still wringing her paws. He sighed and waved her over, and she hurried between the tables, clearly trying not to touch anything.

He turned back towards Mikky and gave her a wink. She rolled her eyes, but approached them. Tramp went to open his mouth to order a drink, but before he could she slapped him across the face with her towel.

“Who d’you think you are, showing your face here?” She demanded. “You best have some coin on you, boy, ‘cause I got a bar tab back here as long as my arm that needs paying.”

“Awww, com’on, Mikky, you know seeing my charming face is payment enough,” Tramp replied. She rolled her eyes again.

“Look, Mikky, you know Cosette, don’t cha? And you know what happened to her husband, you hear everything, after all...” he continued. “Look, I just need some information about the other night. I know he was here. Talking to Lou. I just need to know what it was about.”

Mikky turned away from him, and Tramp’s heart dropped. But then, she turned back, a bottle of whiskey in her paws, which she plopped down on the bar, just out of his reach. She grabbed three glasses from under the bar, and poured each of them a drink (Tramp noticed his was significantly less full than the other two).

She glanced around the bar, and then looked back to Tramp. “Look, I don’t want no trouble,” she started. “And I’m only telling you because I like the girl, she drops by with pastries every so often. Three nights ago, Lou had a meeting with him. It seemed like they were negotiating, or something, but it didn’t go good. After an hour or thereabouts, they went storming out. Poor Lou looked real... I dunno, a bit woozy. I remember thinking that was odd, after all he weren’t a drinker or anything.”

“I went to go chat with him, but he didn’t seem too keen. He left some money and followed ‘em out the door. I did notice that his coat were clinking a bit- after all, I can hear coin from a mile away. Anyways, I’m not sure where he were going after that, I didn’t have him followed or nothing. And rest his soul, next day he turns up dead out on the street.”

All three were suddenly disrupted from their story as the doors burst open. And in he strode, with a clacking noise following behind him.

Tramp sighed. He’d hoped to avoid having to have this encounter, but it seemed like everything was pointing in this direction.

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