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Meiun has a minion!

Lisa the Lizzie




Meiun
Legacy Name: Meiun


The Bloodred Devonti
Owner: carbon

Age: 16 years, 10 months, 3 weeks

Born: June 15th, 2007

Adopted: 16 years, 10 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: June 15th, 2007 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


It's nearing lunchtime, yet for some reason you find yourself wandering about the worse side of town. Your stomach growls as you try to find a suitable place to stop, but all the restaurants you pass seem shady, and the bars too rowdy. Eventually your hunger gives in, and you stop at a fairly normal looking establishment. A sign outside simply states, "D I N E R."

As you step in, you notice that there's no one there. You wait for a bit, taking in the blinding cleanliness of the place. Every surface seems to have been polished to a shine. Disappointment builds - maybe they're closed, and you just didn't notice? But just as you're about to leave, someone rushes out of a door in the back, most likely leading to the kitchen. A little bit of smoke follows him out.

"Hello! I'm sorry to keep you waiting, please, sit down..."

He leads you to one of the sparkling tables. Grateful to finally be getting food, and too tired to glance at the menu, you order a sandwich and some coffee. Your waiter nods and hurries back into the kitchen. He comes back out after several minutes of waiting - during which you fiddle with your napkin and stare out the window - with a plate and cup in his hands.

"Here you are! Bon appetit!"

...is what he exclaims as he sets the dishes down in front of you. You stare.
On your plate is some unidentifiable substance, oozing colors that should not be seen on food. And urgh - what is that smell? You are starting to have serious doubts about coming here; no wonder the place was empty! But you can't leave now, not with your food in front of you and your waiter standing expectantly by your table. And with how clean the diner is, surely their food is safe to eat as well? What's the worst thing that could happen? Hesitantly, you take a bite.

...

...

...maybe you should have gone to one of those bars...!!

D E M O N S - D I N E R
Serving ghosts, ghouls, and goblins since 1892.
Try our extra rare steak!

Pet Treasure


Mystery Sub

Guts and Stuff Pot Pie

Moldy Ice Cream

Brain Quiche

Eyes and Chocolate Pudding Cup

Brain Pancakes

Shadowglen Hot Sauce

Darkside Hot Sauce

Mucus Milkshake

Poison Cake

Bloodred Bonbon

Bloodred Mini Blender

Slab of Raw Meat

Bovyne Steak

Smiley Steak

Juicy Steak

Wooden Steak

Slab of Gate Keeper Meat

Questionable Meat

Spinez Catsoup

Ground Bone Shaker

Skull Punch

Spider Soup

Keeper Kebab

Guts Kebab

Chum

Raw Pork

Raw Chicken

Blood Balls

Moldy Cranberry Sauce

Probably Bread

Stale Moldy Ship Biscuit

Moldy Cheese

Moldy Atebus Cheese

Live Mealworm

Codfish Fritters

Severed Evil Tentacle

Severed Green Tentacle

Severed Fish Head

Squid Leg Salad

Rotten Shrimp Eggroll

Booger Pastry

Radioactive Booger Burger

Hambooger

Yarrburger

Kumos Tail Sandwich

Feli Spaghetti

Pirate Spaghetti

Bowl of Ebola

Edible Blob

Oozy Intestines

Evil Pizza

Graveyard Chinese Take-Out

Evil Pie

Frankenpie

Rotten Pie

Snot-Pie

Graveyard Cookie

Poison Gelatin

Maggoty Peach

Haunted Cherry Juice

Haunted Pomegranate Juice

Kitchen Witch

How to Prepare Eyes

Cooking with Chef Zombie

Pet Friends