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Lisa the Lizzie
Meiun
Legacy Name: Meiun
The Bloodred Devonti
Owner: carbon
Age: 16 years, 10 months, 3 weeks
Born: June 15th, 2007
Adopted: 16 years, 10 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: June 15th, 2007 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 1
- Strength: 10
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
As you step in, you notice that there's no one there. You wait for a bit, taking in the blinding cleanliness of the place. Every surface seems to have been polished to a shine. Disappointment builds - maybe they're closed, and you just didn't notice? But just as you're about to leave, someone rushes out of a door in the back, most likely leading to the kitchen. A little bit of smoke follows him out.
"Hello! I'm sorry to keep you waiting, please, sit down..."
He leads you to one of the sparkling tables. Grateful to finally be getting food, and too tired to glance at the menu, you order a sandwich and some coffee. Your waiter nods and hurries back into the kitchen. He comes back out after several minutes of waiting - during which you fiddle with your napkin and stare out the window - with a plate and cup in his hands.
"Here you are! Bon appetit!"
...is what he exclaims as he sets the dishes down in front of you. You stare.
On your plate is some unidentifiable substance, oozing colors that should not be seen on food. And urgh - what is that smell? You are starting to have serious doubts about coming here; no wonder the place was empty! But you can't leave now, not with your food in front of you and your waiter standing expectantly by your table. And with how clean the diner is, surely their food is safe to eat as well? What's the worst thing that could happen? Hesitantly, you take a bite.
...
...
...maybe you should have gone to one of those bars...!!
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