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DNA the Phor


The Angel Fester
Owner: Metaphor

Age: 12 years, 2 months, 2 weeks

Born: August 3rd, 2007

Adopted: 12 years, 2 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: August 3rd, 2007 (Legacy)


  • Level: 122
  • Strength: 122
  • Defense: 120
  • Speed: 122
  • Health: 118
  • HP: 118/118
  • Intelligence: 31
  • Books Read: 31
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Pet Treasure

Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer

Strand of Hydragellos DNA

Dr. Lockhearts Hyperamory Inducer

Nurse Bertha


Mutagenic Throwing Vial

Zims Professional Doctor Sticker

Case File

Book of Life

Biology Textbook

Modern Science Volume I

Subject Standard Issue Medical Gown


White Asmodeus Genetech Lab Shirt

Ians Laboratory Gloves

Scientists ID Tag

Doctor Mask

Pocket Protector

Mysterious Genetic Goo

Vibrating Nucleus Gel

Supercritical Core

Ruffie Flea Infestation

Peculiar Petri Dish

Infusion of Neutral Plasma

Red Apple

Right Arm Mutagen

Left Arm Mutagen

Universal Antidote

A Sticker

T Sticker

C Sticker

G Sticker

U Sticker

A Sticker

G Sticker

C Sticker

Gender Berry

X Sticker

Y Sticker

Happy Fetus

Single Pea

Pea Bomb

Smiley Pea



Revivifying Pylonic

Forgerous Pylonic

Natural Acid

Glowing Frog Spawn

Plas-Tek Large Purple Morostide Syringe

Novelty Thermometer

True Love

Love Soul Stone

I-Love-You Fetus



Dillema Corrupted Soul

Life Charm

Dark Life Potion

Heaven Eros Wings

Life Shard

Life Chameleon Plushie

Amoeba of Dooom


Atomic Kitty

Pet Friends