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Bronx the Giant has a minion!

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Bronx the Giant
Legacy Name: Bronx the Giant

The

Scribble Malticorn
Owner:

ashelisms

Age: 16 years, 3 months, 3 weeks

Born: December 24th, 2007

Adopted: 16 years, 3 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 24th, 2007 (Legacy)

Statistics

Level: 3
Strength: 13
Defense: 11
Speed: 12
Health: 13
HP: 13/13
Intelligence: 1
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

If you ever met a guy like me
How cool would that be?
We could catch bees
And get stung!
And maybe so to the point of pneumonia!
Let liquid fill our dirty lungs
And then, maybe, maybe!
We could see where Lord be!

Eisles is a hyperactive, mentally-unstable Subetian. He is most well known for purchasing the highest priced item and selling them for the very lowest prices (1 SP, anyone?). He is also famous for the beating-up of Pete the Cook.

In many ways, he could be called an eccentric. But that is much too kind a name for him.

Whenever he is not spending his time causing chaos in the fields of Subeta, he goes over to visit the inmates of the asylum. There, he pretends to be a lightbulb hanging from a ceiling, an airplane that is taking off from the asylum spire and a monster hiding in the thick cemented walls of the juvenile home.

He admits, he knows what he's doing and that he is about as normal as a dying roach can be. He can take care of himself - he is fine, he doesn't need your help, or your medical attention.

Airy reassurances, they say.