Kaliktra has a minion!

Happosai the Snatch


The Arid Mahar
Owner: Ringo

Age: 12 years, 6 months, 2 weeks

Born: December 29th, 2007

Adopted: 12 years, 6 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: December 29th, 2007 (Legacy)

Pet Spotlight Winner
June 3rd, 2015


  • Level: 51
  • Strength: 119
  • Defense: 26
  • Speed: 14
  • Health: 20
  • HP: 20/20
  • Intelligence: 426
  • Books Read: 400
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Scuba Instructor

Birthday: Everyday
Collects: Knickers. *cough* I mean, books! Yeah... *shifty eyes*
Favorite color: Grey and Purple
Fan of: The Old Wizard
Likes: Reading, Hot Coco
Dislikes: Nights the disco is closed...
Favorite Word: *Unavailable at this time because he could not pick just one word when there are really just too many to choose from.

*waggles eye brows*
Why yes, I am available!
Alas no, I do not know why either...

Greetings young one! My name is Kaliktra. The meaning of my name you ask? It is old and most ancient and much too complicated for someone as young as you to understand.

I am from a far away land and became lost during a most terrible storm. I had been traveling for many years looking for my home, yet without any success. Then I came upon the young one Scorpius. I made a new home with his family and trained and taught Scorpius for several years. After he grew up and left his family's home I became restless once again. Fortunately for me, my travels have brought me back to my student. I am quite content here at my new home with him.

An audio excerpt from Kaliktra’s unpublished autobiography "Knickers and Disco: My life as I know it".

"Warm air wafts in from the nearby open window. The moon is full and shinning down upon me in all of it's resplendent glory thus making the need for my small LED light unneeded. I carefully tuck the light behind my ear so I will have full mobility. I softly creep forward, the desired treasure nearly within my grasp. There is a slight movement nearby. Time is growing short and I inch forward more quickly. My heart beats faster. I fear that the sound may give my presence away. I move closer and finally that which I have been seeking is within my reach. I stretch out my hand, trembling in my excitement. The crisp black lace sparkles in the glow of the moon. There is movement. Two large luminous green eyes look at me. I fear I have given my presence away... "

The audio recording device being used fumbles and falls to the ground. A loud female sounding scream is heard. Voices yelling. Female: "Kaliktra you pervert!!! What are you doing in here?!" Kaliktra: "Oh, just out for a stroll." Female: "Stroll my ares!" Female yelling loudly: "Scorpius!!! He's at it again!!!" Sound of another person shuffling into the room. Male: "What are you doing Kaliktra? Didn't we talk about this already?" Sounds of someone fumbling with the recorder. Kaliktra: "Well, you know, my memory isn't what it once was..." Sounds of someone pounding on the recorder. Kaliktra: "How do you turn this thing off??" Male: Ya know, you really shouldn't record your night time panties pillages. I could hear you down the hall..." Kaliktra: "Oh." *click*

**Note on lack of knickers in TC: Except for the pair given to him by the Wizard *ew* Kaliktra has yet to successfully steal a pair of knickers.

Overlay by raichu | Small art by Toki_chan | Profile and content by Ringo

Pet Treasure

Hot Cocoa and Marshmallows

Underpants Beanbag

Rugged Survival Kit

Iron Lock Picks


Amethyst Stone

Lava Lamp

Eighties DVD Player

Eighth Anniversary Eight Track

Disco Skelly Plushie

Disco Flopit Figurine

Classic Knitting Patterns

Knitting Basket

Regal Iris Yarn

Knitting Needles

Handbook for the Wizard Apprentice

Wizardly Adventures

Wizard Quest Drinking Game Rules

101 Ways to Bribe the Old Wizard

Signed Old Wizard Biography

The Joys of Bra Collecting

Old Wizard Panties

Travel-Ready Wizard Plushie

Wizard and Luna Beanbags

Denim Wizard Beanbag

Limited Edition Old Wizard Plushie

Limited Edition Old Wizard Beanbag

NPC Wizard Pumpkin Beanbag

Second Anniversary Old Wizard Figurine

Old Wizard Beanbag

Old Wizard Tree Decoration

Collectible Wizard Plushie

Cuddly Old Wizard Plushie

Cute Wizard Sticker

Good Night Wizard Sticker

Happy Anniversary Wizard Edition Sticker

Oh Dear Wizard YES Sticker

Old Wizard Plushie

Big Headed Luna Sticker

Luna Sticker

Luna Beanbag

Celebratory Luna Beanbag

Cuddly Luna Plushie

Luna Plushie

Bee-utiful Luna Plushie

Cloaked Sand Spirit Plushie

Over-sized Shifted Sand Spirit Doll

Shifted Sand Spirit Beanbag

Shifted Sand Spirit Plushie

Shapeshifting Sand Spirit Sticker

Angelic Old Wizard

Kung-Fu Old Wizard Action Figure

Summer Fun Old Wizard Action Figure

Luminaire Old Wizard Doll

NPC Matryoshka Dolls

Old Wizard Hat

Old Wizard Robe

Old Wizard School Book Tape

Apple Old Wizard Pop

Orange Old Wizard Pop

Blue Raspberry Old Wizard Pop

Strawberry Old Wizard Pop

Lemon Old Wizard Pop

Grape Old Wizard Pop

Demonic Trow

Morostide Pumpkin Trow

Angelic Trow

Regal Trow

Nice Nurse Trow

Censored Trow

Ghostly Trow

Burn Baby Burn Trow

Pet Friends

My padawan (Scorpius hides his head in embarresment)