Deuce has a minion!

Victor the Wispie

Legacy Name: Deuce

The Glacier Jollin
Owner: Henry

Age: 12 years, 7 months, 2 weeks

Born: March 5th, 2008

Adopted: 12 years, 7 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: March 5th, 2008 (Legacy)


  • Level: 68
  • Strength: 146
  • Defense: 132
  • Speed: 130
  • Health: 133
  • HP: 133/133
  • Intelligence: 227
  • Books Read: 210
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Front Desk Clerk

Working as a porter in a shabby hot-sheet hotel named "Riverview", Deuce is just the typical plain and boring idiot that everyone can push around without hearing any complaint from his side. Thanks to his lazy and egoistic colleagues, he is not only doing his own tasks like greeting guests, carrying their luggage and showing them their rooms. He is also often seen in the kitchen, preparing the minimalistic meals, like buttered toast, sandwiches and simple salads, even doing things like changing broken light bulbs, cleaning the rooms and basically any other work possible.

The few guests never notice his inner sadness, never know that he's just tired of everything, never know that in fact he just wants to go home after an 8 hour shift being proud of himself and his work. Something he completely fails at, considering that he never says "no", just because he wants to avoid arguments with his colleagues. His guests only meet a friendly porter, not as chatty as expected - but they cherish their privacy and are glad that Deuce is such an inroverted and quiet guy, only saying the important things they need to know for the next few hours of their stay.

There are days he just wants to end it, his existence being a joke since his twin brother Victor died when they were 20 years old. Until today he is deeply grieved by the loss of his second and better half, filled with the thoughts that with Victor his life would be better. Deuce knows he would have deserved it more to die, but the next day always brings the routine of his job back and he is once again faking a smile for the guests in the hotel...

*Name: Niles Deuce Pascow

*Nickname: Idiot

*Age: born May 12, 1968

*Family: all dead

*Actor of coice: Brad Greenquist

*Job: hotel porter

*Birthplace: Los Angeles

*Lives in: Modesto, California

*Good-tempered. Shy. Reserved. Friendly. Helpful. Self-sacrificing and selfless. Good listener. Very soothing and comforting presence. Loyal. Discreet. Extremely obedient and submissive. Can't say "no". Doesn't talk very much when he's not at work. Unfortunately also very naive and because of that easily manipulated and talked into something. If he loves someone, this person always comes first, in every situation.

*Relationship status: single

*Hobbies: scrapbooking, reading, collecting keychains he found at work, crocheting, Tai Chi, windsurfing

*Likes: sunny weather, the sound of windchimes, reading, flowers, baked beans, popcorn, film noir

*Dislikes: being alone, mosquitoes, dirt, the sound of ventilators, loud noises, being yelled at, night duty

*Fears: dying alone, space

*His tumblr

*Knows sign language.


*Character, Story and Profile by me

*Inspired by the movie "Across the Hall"

*Screencaps taken by me from the same movie

Pet Treasure

Shallow Grave

Who Dat Tombstone Plushie

Tombstone Eraser

Spooky Tombstone

Obelisk Tombstone

Professional Tombstone

Half of a Tombstone

Cheap Tombstone

Boneyard Photo

The Beauty of Graveyards

Tombstone Brownie

Engraved Heart Lock

Winter Graves Sweater

You Make the World Brighter Sticker

Scrapbook from a Lifetime Ago

Key of Secrets

Domed Silver Serving Tray

Knocked Over Trash Can

Forgotten Relic

Stolen Cabin Key

Pile of Travel Magazines

Stained Napkin

Night Sky Stained Glass Headstone

Cross Tombstone

Ominous Tombstone

Moss Covered Cross

Painted Grave Rocks

Heaven Eros Wings

Candy Eros Wings

Passion Eros Wings

Lust Eros Wings

Trusty Cleanup Broom

Forgotten Novel

Old Rusted Key


Domestic Mop

Little Black Book

Subeta Traveler Suitcase

Broken Heart Jollin Plushie

Tub Scrubbing Brush

Crumpled Towel

Subetan Passport

Complimentary Towel

Restless Sad Spirit

Restless Malevolent Spirit

Restless Angry Spirit

Cleaning Kit

Soda Jerk Shop Sign

Ice Cream Parlor Cash Register

Butlers Tray

Beast Enchanted Silverware

Box of Love Letters

Mime White Gloves

Dressed to the Nines Black Attire

Don Slacks

Bootlegger Saddled Gibsons

Creepy Crawlies

Book Of Ancient Traditions

Dirty Cobwebs

Spare Towel

Chipped Tea Set

Butlers Hand Towel

Weathered Sailors Flask

Beast Enchanted Feather Duster

Heavy Duty Flashlight

Handyman Feather Duster

Handyman Bell

Stack of Cash Plushie

Hustler Money Clip

Pre-War Book

Scientists Key Ring

Toy Hunters Car

Soda Jerk Bent Bottle Cap

Soda Jerk Bottle Opener

Soda Jerk Cream Soda Bottle Cap

Soda Jerk Root Beer Bottle Cap

Soda Jerk Lime Rickey Bottle Cap

Soda Jerk Grape Soda Bottle Cap

Assorted Bottle Caps

Wooden Frame Wainscoting

Damaskull Upholstery Fabric

Peeling Wallpaper

Beast Enchanted Clock

Antique Candlesticks

Old Cracked Photo

Ornate Jewelry Box

Tarnished Fork

Tarnished Knife

Tarnished Spoon

Map Display Board

Old Family History Book

Handy Atlas

Travel Journal

Tattered Old Book

Muddy Page

Red Waist-coated Fancy Bear Plushie

Sun Lamp

Antique Dark Side Chair

Antique Dark Parlor Settee

Antique Dark Fainting Couch

Antique Dark Chaise Lounge

Antique Dark Cameo Settee

Antique Dark Arm Chair

Antique Dark Daybed

Antique Dark Round Dining Table

Antique Dark Dining Table

Short Bed

Keiths Fluff Pillow


Orange Subreze

Mystical Grungy Roach

Dapper So Fantastic Cider

Soda Jerk Napkin Dispenser

Silver Lace Teapot

Fried Eggs

Eggs Over Easy

Poached Eggs


Crescent Roll

Egg Muffin Sandwich

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Pet Friends

I miss you brother...