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Swish! Welcome to my lab where I conduct.....expiraments. My Grumpkin and my Dark Matter "help" around the lab, in a sense. The Dark Matter can't pick anything up so they just knock viles over and my Grumpkin is named Nomz, because, he does what his name says. I'm the one who has to do everything and clean up after all of their messes. My life is so busy but I suppose I could spare a small portion of time to tell you a story about myself. It all started when my owner adopted me. They were nice and everything but then I was abandoned and adopted, then abandoned and adopted several times. Then, finally, someone who I know will keep me adopted me. But there was one problem, she already had four other pets, who are females. Ugh. The two small ones like to scare my Grumpkin and run around my lab. They're just as bad as the Dark Matter! The two older ones however look at me like I'm a creeper and I'm going to do something horrible to them or the small ones. At least their guard isn't down. Then I really might do something. A few days after I got settled into my new home, I began spending almost all of my time in my lab. Nomz was so terrified of the two small ones that I had to invent a "Panic Box" for him. When Nomz is terrified, I set him down in the box, flip a switch and then a charge hits Nomz and sends a neutralizing charge through his body and relaxes him. It always works, just like all my other inventions. Anyway, the older pets started to get curious and when I was asleep they would sneek in and look around. I knew they came in because I have a silent alarm which triggers my alarm on my watch to go off and wakes me up. Then I would spy on them. They looked through my latest plans and made faces at them and talked in hushed tones. Tonight I'm going to scare the pants off them, hypothetically of course. I've set up my lab with my test robots to jump out at every turn. In my file cabinet there is a giant robotic spider that squirts goo. Behind the "Panic Box" is a robotic lady in dark robes with gaping black holes for eyes. All along the rail of the celing, there are gargoyles whos eye's will turn red and then take flight. Finally, in the dark corner next to my room is a chainsaw man. I can't wait to see their faces, so that's why on each robot, I installed a camera on each one's head. *insert evil laugh here* They should be coming in, 3...2...1...now. Only the hall light is on and I can see both of the two eldest ones silhouettes againtst the light. They approach the file cabinet and start to open it. My spider leaps out and spats two balls of goo, which get in their hair and they start to scream and scramble to the door. Big mistake. Their screams triggered the gargoyles and they flew in fron of the door and pushed them tword the "Panic Box". They then triggered the robotic lady who comes flying in between them and pushing the spider's goo deeper into their hair. Then, they run to my door and start banging on it and screaming about how my inventions "maulfunctioned". Finally, I hear the chainsaw and their screams escalate. Good thing my lab is sound proof. I hit the off button on my master control and open my door. "Who the heck do you think you are," the Graveyard Montre says. "Yeah, you ruined our hair," the normal Telenine yells in my face. "What are your names again," I ask casually like nothing happened. "My name is Tomao and you're dead meat," the Graveyard Montre menacingly growls. "My name is Chyllon. Why did you do this to us," the Telenine hisses. "I hoped you learned your lesson. Don't snoop around in other people's buisness." I said sickly sweet. They looked puzzled at first and then started laughing. "What? What's so funny," I asked. "We've never snooped around here. It must of been Nausicaa and Coloured Pencil," Tomao said. "Wait. Do you have something to get the goo out of our hair?" Chyllon chimed in. "Here," I said and handed them a magnet. "What's this for," Chyllon asked. "There's a metallic substance mixed in the goo, so just brush the magnet over your fur and it'll slip right out," I replied. "Thanks. We'll give you back the magnet in the morning," Tomao said. "Goodnight. Tell Nausicaa and Coloured Pencil not to come in here without permission. Ever," I told them. "Okay, goodnight,"Chyllon replied as the two walked out the door. I chuckled to myself. What a night.

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