Rals has a minion!

Jaeger the Black Huskers


The Storm Telenine
Owner: Copper

Age: 4 years, 5 months, 3 weeks

Born: December 11th, 2015

Adopted: 4 years, 5 months, 3 weeks ago

Adopted: December 11th, 2015


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 2
  • Books Read: 2
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

"There are things you can't fight, acts of God. You see a hurricane coming, you have to get out of the way. But when you're in a Jaeger, suddenly, you can fight the hurricane. You can win."

TC Themes: Hockey, boxing, jogging, history, construction, WWII, food (milk, cheese, fried chicken, walnuts, pinenuts, almonds, hot dogs, potatoes, strawberries, French cuisine, beer), language books, canon-related things

Pet Treasure

Miniature Working Robot

Pilot Rag Doll

Nosy Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Linebacker Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Winged Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Horned Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Triple-Tailed Interdimensional Rift Monster Plushie

Wild Aces Vintage Aviator Jacket

Wild Ace Model Airplane

Stinger Model Airplane

Ziaran Lady Model Airplane

Fighting Fester Model Airplane

Jolly Roger Model Airplane

Soaring Mallarchy Model Airplane

Hockey Playbook

Vetan Hockey Stick

Hockey Stick

Hockey Puck

Hockey Net

Mighty Hockey Bag

Mighty Mallarchies Jersey

Lagmonster Boxing Gloves

Thick Blue Cable Knit Sweater

Japanese Textbook

French Textbook

Chinese Textbook

Russian Textbook

Hebrew Textbook

Korean Textbook

Spanish Textbook

German Textbook

Greek Textbook

Italian Textbook

Sour Hard Candies

Token Hard Candy

Orange Flavored Hard Candy

Blueberry Flavored Hard Candy

Lime Flavored Hard Candy

Lime Hard Ranchy

Blueberry Hard Ranchy

Cherry Hard Ranchy

Lemon Lime Zoom Soda

Fresh Orange Juice

Partially Full Glass of Milk


Carton of One Percent Milk

Carton of Two Percent Milk

Carton of Whole-Fat Milk

Carton of Nonfat Milk

Chocolate Milk

Beer Battleship

Brewski Brand Brewski

Free Beer

Sample Size Wheat Beer

House Pilsner


Pine Nuts




Cheddar on a Toothpick

Swiss on a Toothpick


Cheese Wheel On A Silver Platter

Deli Cheese

Deli Swiss Cheese

Edam Cheese

Chicken Drumstick

Chicken Tenders

Hot Dog

Hot Dog with Ketchup

Hot Dog with Mustard

Jumbo Hot Dog

Chili Cheese Hot Dog

Chili Hot Dog

Relish Mustard and Ketchup Hot Dog

Hot Dog with Relish

Pair of Hot Dogs

Mashed Potatoes

Chic Box of Macarons

Classic Box of Macarons

Pastel Box of Macarons

Rainbow Box of Macarons

Romantic Box of Macarons

Peppermint Macarons

Pumpkin Macarons

Raspberry Macarons

Rose Macarons

Vanilla Macarons

Orange Macarons

Lemon Macarons

Mint Macarons

Pistachio Macarons

Berry Spice Macarons

Cassis Macarons

Coffee Macarons

Chocolate Macarons

Orange Eclair

Raspberry Eclair

Blueberry Eclair

Blackberry Eclair

Frosted Eclair

Chocolate Eclair

Whipped Cream Eclair

Pet Friends

"Age before beauty, old man."