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Egg GFs

The Sun Blob
Owner: soren

Age: 4 years, 1 month, 1 day

Born: March 1st, 2016

Adopted: 4 years, 1 month, 1 day ago

Adopted: March 1st, 2016

Pet Spotlight Winner
May 30th, 2018


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 12
  • HP: 10/12
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


"Cheer up and dry your damp eyes, and tell me when it rains
And I'll blend up that rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins
'Cause your heart has a lack of color, and we should've known
That we'd grow up sooner or later, 'cause we wasted all our free time alone..." (x)

A story of innocence, patience, love... and eggs.

The date was January 30th, 2014, and the brisk, night air whistled as it spread across the large and dimly-lit shopping center. The university orchestra, on the fourth day of its week-long tour in California, had finally made it back to Monterey after several hours of adventuring along the seaside cliffs. Dehydrated and starving, the orchestra students made their bus pull into the first strip mall they found, and, to their starry-eyed delight, a Whole Foods Market sat at the strip mall's very edge, beckoning to them with its wide-open doors. Its existence was practically a miracle.

For Mir, the orchestra's only harpist, that particular day had been difficult. Moving full-sized harps around was no easy task, especially on tour, and trying to wheel the rental harp down a Carmel cliff and into an awkwardly-shaped restaurant perched precariously above the ocean made it even worse. Her body and mind were exhausted, and her stomach was piloting her actions as she tore through the grocery store. She had done too much of everything that day, and all she could think about was eating her slice of pizza, and crashing in her homestay's guest bedroom. Therefore, when she started to talk with her surrounding friends, it was only natural that her conversations were a little more careless and brainless than usual...

"Man, I'm really gay," Mir suddenly blurted out, for reasons that are unknown and still hotly debated today. Her bassist friend, James, gave her a thumbs-up.

"Me too," he said, picking up his pace as the two stepped out of Whole Foods. "I'm so gay, I can't stop thinking about it."

Mir's brow furrowed. "You know what I hate about being gay, though?"


"I hate that every girl I've had a crush on has been straight," Mir whined, in a voice that was just loud enough for probably everyone from the orchestra to hear. "I was interested in someone for over a year before I found out the truth."

James shook his head, giving Mir a sympathetic look. "That's rough, buddy."

"I wish being gay wasn't so hard. Hashtag gay problems, am I right?"


It took Mir a few minutes to process the answer she had received, and realize that it did not come from James. Before she could say anything else, a girl she could have only recognized as a cellist sped past, neither making eye contact or any sound. Had Mir just misheard this girl? Could she have been talking to someone else instead?

Or was this girl... one of them?

Mir was determined to find out.

Making friends had never been easy.

For the rest of the trip, Mir noticed that the cellist girl seemed to hover in her general vicinity more than usual, but she never made any attempts to communicate. Her shyness was endearingly cute, in a way that made Mir all the more interested in getting to know her. Did she truly want to be friends, though, or was that just a silly assumption based on desperation?

On the bus to the airport, Mir finally made an executive decision to do something, as she peered over at the cellist girl sitting in the next row over. She was holding a Nintendo 3DS, which would hopefully be a safe talking point - after all, Mir liked video games, too. That would make the two of them perfect friends, right?

However, just as she was leaning in to start a conversation, the cellist girl suddenly looked in her direction, as though she had sensed Mir's extreme anxiety and awkwardness looming above her, and spoke up.

"I have a Tumblr account, but I didn't want to share it with the rest of the group last night," she said quickly, referencing the social media sharing event that had occurred between orchestra members the night before. "I thought I could show you my account."

Mir was flabbergasted. She did want to be friends! It didn't explain her reason for supposedly chiming in on her conversation with James, but this was still, at least, the first step to solving the ever-mysterious puzzle of friendship.

"Sure! Let's follow each other on Tumblr," Mir said excitedly, pulling out her phone and hastily searching for the girl's blog name despite having no internet service. "Say, I think I've heard your name around once or twice, but I don't know it for sure. Are you Gigi?"

"Yes," the cellist girl responded, smiling as she found Mir's blog just before they were instructed to get off the bus. The two of them didn't talk to each other again during the final few hours of their California journey, but to Mir, that one fateful interaction was more than enough to leave her hopeful for the immediate future. Something about the cellist girl was truly fascinating. Little did Mir know that these feelings of familiarity and comfort would become so strong over the next couple of years, however...

...because the night after she arrived home, she found out through Gigi's blog that she, too, is gay.

As though it was meant to be.

Nervous around each other in person, the two opted for casual banter across social media. The feeling of camaraderie between two gay individuals in a world not designed for them was enough to keep the conversation going at first, but the politeness of first impressions soon gave way to playful teasing, which in turn opened the door to more honest, in-depth discovery. They began to spend more time together in the real world, doing things as mundane as walking around campus after a long rehearsal, or eating lunch together on days when their schedules lined up. Study nights, which were mostly dedicated to video games, became much longer and later. Affectionate nicknames were made, and somewhere along the line, the mere concept of an egg in any form became an ultimate, undying meme. And as their friendship started to feel more like home, neither of them could shake the feeling that friendship was not the only thing it could ever be...

And so, on September 30th, 2015, a simple question was asked of Gigi.

Over Twitter.

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

A happily cliche ever-after.

Of course, this story would not exist with any answer other than "yes". And that "yes" was one of the best answers Mir had ever received in her entire life.

The Egg GFs had their final performance in the orchestra that brought them together, and put an end to their senior years of college. They brought their families to graduation, and a fine celebration was held in honor of the past, present, and future of the two. They moved into a cute little home with just enough space for their wonderfully forgiving housemate, and have learned more about each other than they ever could have imagined.

To this day, the Egg GFs are two peas in a pod, or two eggs in a carton. They manage three fish tanks together and are owned by their big gray cat, Totoro. They collect way too many stuffed animals, take long walks around the park, and play video games until they fall asleep in their chairs - and when asked if they would have it any other way, the answer is always no. How could they ever say anything else?

Life is good for the Egg GFs.

Life is always good when the Egg GFs are together.

Coding + overlay by Lea
Coding edits by soren
BG pattern from colourlovers
Thanks to everyone who supported both of us along the way. Mir (soren) would especially like to thank any friends who suffered through the years when she would literally not stop whining about not having a girlfriend. Thank goodness those days are over!

This story was written as accurately as possible. It's been a few years since it all began. :heart:

We're proud of our son, Totoro.

Pet Treasure

Egg-cellent Sticker

Rainbow Egg Plushie

Potato Tots

Hessian and Lace Turtle Beanbag

Grilled Mac-N-Cheese Sourdough Sandwich

Great White Shark

Sunny Side Up Sticker



Empty Egg


Zodiac Snake Spirit

Do Not Stop Beleafing Sticker

Perfect Pear

Vintage Seed Planter

Happily Ever After Sticker

Hessian and Lace Snake Beanbag

Bejeweled Bright Bunny Figurine

Golden Egg Fairy Tales

Squiggly Fancy Egg Sticker

Green I Egg You Shirt

Rose Succulent

Green Chocolate Egg

Green Vesnali Egg

Veggie Samosas

Chocolate-Stuffed Grilled Banana

Aquarium Betta

Ham and Cheese Potato Bake

Sweetheart Pink Panda

Poached Eggs

Love Diary

Extra Extra Extra Sugary Sugar


My Love Sticker

Rainbow Candy Heart

Faithful Love Potion

Sweetheart Ontra Plushie

What is Love?

Smiley Fried Egg

Chicken Bao

Egg Gourd

Red Long-Haired Guinea Pig Toy

Deli Ham

I Love You Ontra Plushie

Spotted Smashed Egg

Purple Smashed Egg

Kohaku Koi

Yellow Striped Smashed Egg

Windy Vesnali Egg

Banana Slug

Rainbow Shaved Ice

Sunny Vesnali Egg

Loaded Nachos

Red Knit Red Rreign Plushie


It Is Canon Sticker

Baby Penguin Beanbag

Spectrum Berry Pie

Ice Mice

Rainbow Vesnali Egg

Tomato Cheese Olive Toast Appetizer

Love Words


Goat Cheese Spread

Fried Egg on Whole Grain Toast

Carrots and Ranch Crudite Bites

Peppermint Whale Shark

Eggs Over Easy

Feli Love Stories


Cinnamon Apple Pie

I-Love-You Pizza Slice

Kitty Love

Gummy Fried Egg

Brown Long-Haired Guinea Pig Toy

Fried Love Eggs

Smiley Egg

Five Taste Smoothie

Cookies and Cream Hot Chocolate

Pink Striped Smashed Egg

Maple Glazed Cinnamon Roll

Artists Sketch Book

Scotch Egg

2012 Singing Fish

Tea Eggs

Blue Naturally-Dyed Deviled Egg

Gourmet Fruit and Cheese Platter

Hot Salsa

Choc Chip Brownies

Almost Empty Plate of Cookies

Cookie-Swirled Brownies

Mint Breathmints

Tortilla Chips with Guacamole

Mini Quiches Florentine

Cloudy Vesnali Egg

Rainbow Egg Cake Slice

Turtle Shell

Pink and Green Vesnali Egg

Love Rocket

Pride Love Sticker

Geiger Brand Cello D String

Cat in a Party Hat

Festive Cactus

Egg in a Basket

Black Long-Haired Guinea Pig Toy

Baked Avocado Egg

Veggie Chili

Mighty Fine Booty Sticker

Love Dragon

Love in the Air

Sweethearts Diary

Ovaries Explosion Sticker


I Am Fondue of You Sticker

Cheesy Burrito

Deviled Egg

Rainbow Octombre Cake

Roasted Potatoes

Pretzel Sticks with Sriracha

Replica Moth

Plastic Lain Vesnali Eggs

Springtime Whale Shark Sticker

Shiny Silver Snail

Springtime Alpaca Sticker

Egg Tart

Crested Saheric Lizard


Blacktip Reef Shark

Springtime Snail Sticker

Homemade Sock Kitty Plushie

Rainbow Egg Plushie


Blanket Fort Essentials

Game Clutter

Veggie Tacos

Blue Rad Wireless Controller

Chocolate Milkshake

El Grande Taco


Plastic Feli Keychain


Music Sheet

Fried Cheese

Spring Kitty

Cheese Quesadillas

Emperors Egg

Lemon Lime Zoom Soda

Hessian and Lace Snake Beanbag

Hello Sunshine Sticker

Oddly Heavy Egg

True Love

Black Tangerine Laptop

Spectrum Fables

Fried Eggs

Blue Rad Game System

Lovey Sugar Cookie


Prima Cello

Green Blob Doll

Wyllop Tails

Pumpkin Vine Serpent

Hard Boiled Eggs

Love Soul Stone

Carton of White Eggs

Overly Romantic Card

Blue Shark

The Art of Falling in Love

Oversized Stuffed Kitty

Heart-Shaped Grilled Cheese

Small School of Neons

Cheese Pizza

Scrambled Eggs

Blonde Long-Haired Guinea Pig Toy


French Textbook

Fresh Asparagus Tart


Worm Pull-Along Toy


Miso Soup

Spectrum Vesnali Egg

Cheese Fatayer


Hammerhead Shark

Pet Friends