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Rap Monster the Buccawneer
Captain NamJoon
The Steamwork Kumos
Owner: BEACH
Age: 15 years, 10 months, 1 week
Born: June 14th, 2008
Adopted: 15 years, 10 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)
Adopted: June 14th, 2008 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 1,869
- Strength: 4,689
- Defense: 4,672
- Speed: 4,663
- Health: 4,672
- HP: 4,668/4,672
- Intelligence: 2,995
- Books Read: 2281
- Food Eaten: 7168
- Job: Director of SAI
Captain NamJoon flashed a smile at his crew as his sword struck the battle-song on the helmet of a green merchant guard. Today's haul wouldn't earn him the enmity of kings and queens but it would keep the men in rum for many weeks to come. After six weeks of seeing little more than open sea and tasting their breakfast three times an hour, the thrill of battle and the allure of iron-studded cash boxes was almost as sweet as a maiden's kiss.
His growl was half in frustration and half in longing. He couldn't think of maidens just now. These blue-clad pups may not have any fighting skills to boast of but that wouldn't stop a lucky man from striking the head from a careless brigand whose mind was on petticoats when it was needed for parrying.
He came back-to-back with Sea Monkey Silas, his most reliable drinking buddy. The graveyard lasirus had used his frail-looking body to his advantage many times, convincing an opponent he was weak and on the verge of collapse...then springing with all the strength of a raging leviathan. His crescent blades moved in perfect synchronization with his captain, making short work of the pair of rookies holding the door to the merchant captain's quarters.
The booty was arranged in three chests, each of them shaped from weathered wood and banded with the highest quality iron money could buy. Smiley flashed the surrendering captain his toothy smile, "convincing" the enemy captain to hand over his keys posthaste.
JollyRoger skittered nimbly down the rigging, hanging upside down in the doorway to snatch each load of loot as it was passed out. Though small in size, he handled the massive chests with ease. Sea Monkey was next in line, using his powerful wings to see the precious cargo safely across the strip of water between the two ships and to its new home. Matey Blob supervised the organization of the treasure room's latest acquisitions, instantly tallying the value of the day's haul and adding it to the columns in his head of what the current market values were and what repairs would be needed for the ship after this latest raid. Being made of silver himself, Matey had a real eye for what was a diamond and what a mere hunk of glass. He was also the only one aside from the captain himself that could be relied on to stay sober more often than once or twice a week.
The next stretch of ocean didn't seem so depressing after their smashing success. They bragged to one another about conquests of the past...not all of them in the form of captured ships. They did their best to drink Japes under the table...failing miserably, of course. Though he was the smallest in stature, that undersized cutthroat had a belly of iron and the wits to match. They even struck up a few favorite songs hardly heard outside the kind of ports no government official would soil his cloak to visit.
There aren't many that can party with the sheer abandon of a pirate crew with new booty in hand and bounties destined never to be collected.
Land came into sight through a bank of fog three days later. The familiar trio of peaks on the island they lovingly called Scallawag Station sent a rumbling cheer rolling the lengths of the deck. In truth, their hidden cove was but a small part of a civilized colony of Levreu that was hundreds of miles from the king's protection. The villagers who are native to the far-distant Old Country still declared their loyalty to the fat man on their spare coins but none of them ever raised a word of protest when the real island royalty came along to collect certain protection fees against raiders in the night.
Jenuesse was the exception. The fair maiden on the hilltop was a true lady of refinement, the duchess of some duchy so small and ancient that most of her own people had forgotten the original name. Tired of the stuffy halls of her manor, she had taken to the sea against her father's wishes ten years ago, using her masterful baking skills to earn respect and admiration everywhere she went.
She'd landed on Levreu at a time when dozens of orphans were crying for just one taste of the milk of human kindness. Jenuesse used her wealth to re-kindle the fires of the massive ovens of the common houses that had been allowed to go cold. She'd cared for the sick, encouraged the weary and comforted the dying though her only reward was to be struck down by the same illness. Captain NamJoon found her with one foot teasing the threshold of death's door. He had pulled her back, stayed with her until she regained her strength, and pledged his blade to her protection.
Three years have passed and his heart still feels like it will implode every time he looks on her face.
They would be forced apart if ever they returned to their native land, she to a prison of lace and choking corsets, he to a grimy cell to await the gloom of the gallows. It was their own private joke, hanging the native flag the wrong direction in the bedroom they shared that overlooked the sea. The night was never long enough and always saw her waving her spotless kerchief out the window as he strode east without looking back, once again heeding the call of the sea as another little piece of his heart broke away and fled back to Miss Jenuesse's care.
He eagerly awaits the day when that last piece abandons him, killing the allure of the beckoning waves so he can spend every sunrise cradling that which is more precious than all the treasures man can create.
Story by Pureflower
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Pet Treasure
Princely Booty
Grape Jolly Roger
Rum Bloba
Lime and Coconut Jolly Roger
Raspberry Jolly Roger
Bundle of Old Maps
Ziara Gutter Wyllop
Two Headed Dysfunctional Teddy Bear Wooden Pegleg
Torn Pirate Standard
Rum Cupcake
Siren Song
Romero Shipwreck Bell
Spider Ice Cream Bar
Sparkling Cider Jolly Roger
So You Cursed Your Ship
Smiling Bomb
Brushtail
Intrepid Corsair Tricorn Hat Rosette
Intrepid Corsair Ruffled Vest
Roughed-Up Pirate Standard
Ginger Rum
Eventide Glass Float
Glass Fishing Net Buoy
Black Sailor Pants
Navy Sailor Cap
Seastarrr
Small Colcannon King Piece
Adventurous Corsair Tricorn Hat Rosette
Tattered Bit of Netting
Raider Parrot Beanbag
Purrmaid Jellybean Plushie
Pirate Steed Doll
Ruddy Long Severed Tentacle
Baby Leviathan Beanbag
Abyssal Glass Float
Yellow Pirate Apple
Pirate Orange
Orange Slice
Fresh Lemon Juice
Gold Bar Cakes
Freyalise Citrus Medley
Rum Cookie Balls
Rum Cake
Cask of Rum
Pirate Rum
Tankard of Rum
Fruit-Infused Rum
Filled Gold Lovely Ale Mug
Belly Wash
Home Brew Kit
The Mega Grog
Bone Soup
Guarded Flask
Filled Flask
Tattered and Bloody Pirate Flag
Pirate Rag Doll
Swabby Blob Kitty
Pirate Bear
Treasure-Hunting Ghost
Ungroomed Pirate Plushie
Buccaneer Gnomeli
Angrybeard Bobblehead
Rita Bobblehead
Anabelle Bobblehead
Songaa Bobblehead
Temictzin Bobblehead
Swashbuckling Shark
Grumpy Pirate Sticker
Beige Pirate Ship Sticker
Blue Pirate Ship Plushie
Red Pirate Ship Plushie
Yellow Pirate Ship Plushie
Black Pirate Ship Plushie
Pumpkin Pie-rate Ship
The Everwood
Boom
Barrels
Mystical Leafy Sea Dragon
Garnet Gator
Green Alligator Plushie
Rreign Mace of Malice
Baby Shark Beanbag
Ugly Mermaid Beanbag
Stormy Short Severed Tentacle
Pirate Treasure Map
Desert Pirate Map
Dangerous Pirate Map
Treasure Map Piece 1
Tattered Map
Treasure Map Piece 7
Island Pirate Map
Hazard Map
Treasure Map Sticker
Strong Armed Bowman Constellation Sticker
The Pirates Guide to Flirting
Adamantly Disputed Contract
Rescued Treasure Map
Unkempt Schematic Parchment
A Pirates Guide to Swashing Buckles and Buccaneering
Campfire Cooking
Ocean Navigation
Maps for Scallywags
Lone Survivors Frenzied Scribblings
Book of Sea Shanties
Classic Pirate Ledgers
Whalesong War
Darkmatter Tombstone of Smacking
Angrybeard Trading Card
Twilight Spade
Pirate Booty Sticker
Cushioned Treasure Chest Beanbag
Verdigris Merman Treasure
Treasure Chest Plushie
Rift Merman Treasure
Red Treasure Chest Sticker
Gold Potion
Box of Untold Secrets
Box of Souls
Skull of Gold Coins
Battered Golden Doubloons
Bitten and Bent Doubloon
Small Colcannon Shield Piece
Small Colcannon Cross Piece
Gold Doubloon
Silver Doubloon
Green Doubloon
Tarnished Doubloons
Cursed Gold Doubloon
Cursed Silver Doubloon
Gold Doubloons Sticker
Bronze Doubloons Sticker
Chocolate Doubloons
Stack of Coins
Gold Flipper Coin
Creeping Coin
Gold Foil Gelt Coins
Golden Foil Pirate Coin
Gold Special Coin
Silver Special Coin
Blue Special Coin
Green Special Coin
Copper Special Coin
Red Special Coin
Iron Special Coin
Pewter Special Coin
Bairin Pence
Slots Coin
Silver Flipper Coin
Ruby Cabochon Ring
Golden Mahar Earring
Bloodred Chelon Gem
Kora Gem of Power
Hand-honed Miniature Sica
Trail of Pilfered Jewels
Trove of Golden Mahar Gems
Trove of Cream Mahar Gems
Trove of Twilight Mahar Gems
Trove of Lilac Mahar Gems
Trove of Field Mahar Gems
Trove of Mahar Gems
Gold Dragon Egg
Crafty Rreign Vesnali Egg
Jeweled Neela Vesnali Egg
Locket of Babette
Monkey Blood
Doves Blood
Universal Antidote
Fake Bloodred Potion
Non-Traditional Gothic Gift Basket
Torso Lamp Prop
Skeletal Dog
Bonedancer
Skeletal Scorpion
Skeletal Squid
Bones
Skeletal Serpent
Book of Death
Walk the Plank Sticker
Skull Matter
Mini Servitus Skull
Death Soul Stone
Jabbering Skull
Skull Flavored Gummy Skull
Lemon Gummy Skull
Lost Man
Grave Robbers Charms
Kumos Skull Faceguard
White Skull Votive Candle
Skull Carved Pumpkin
Pirate Carved Pumpkin
Haunted Mystery Juice
Skull Latte
Gris Gris Bag
Spooky Tombstone
Grape Hard Candy
Lemon Skull Candy Wafer
Yellow Skull Sponge
Green Skull Sponge
Pirate Eyepatch
White Cross Patch
Orange Cross Patch
Black Cross Patch
Single Pewter Coin Earring
Single Copper Skull Earring
Single Pewter Skull Earring
Golden Skeleton Key
Silver Skeleton Key
Polly
Red Parrot Plushie
Blue Parrot Puppet
Ebon Parrot Puppet
Red Parrot Puppet
Parrot Snowball
Cay Harpy
Pirate Love Candy Heart
Pirate Treasure Pizza
Treasure Map Pizza
Pirate Cupcake
Sword Pirate Cupcake
Skull Pirate Cupcake
Pirate Mud Muffin
Orange Cat Morostide Candy Coin
Orange Ghost Morostide Candy Coin
Swashbuckler Hat
Noble Captains Plume
Austere Captains Plume
Dirty Matted Braid
Gold Pegleg Wand
Pegleg
Multi-Strand Gathered Aquamarine Necklace
Very Fresh Pearl
Pearl of Wisdom
Arid Pearl
Dusk Pearl
Twilight Pearl
Bloodred Pearl
Cream Pearl
Lilac Pearl
Sun Pearl
Field Pearl
Ghost Gems
Mother of Pearl
Swirling Ocean Bead
Booming Tempest Marble
Tempest Plushie
Rattus
Dishes Rat
Orange Gummy Rats
Small Gold Mouse Trinket
Bottled Fake Gold
Trio of Golden Statues
Delicate Gold Feather Trinket
Golden Horse Statue
Gold Sun Relic
Gold Coated Shell
Strange Gold Wave Wing Relic
Strange Gold Fish Trinket
Golden Amulet
Gold Medallion Trinket
Familiar Watch
Ocarina Pendant
Box of Golden Scrap Metal
Yunium Ore
Figure Eight Knot
Crazy Eights Deck
SAI Morse Code Legend
Shrine of Apollonia
Silver Gyroscope
Fire Battle Star
Earth Battle Star
Ice Defense Tear Crystal
Ice Tear Crystal
Rose Tear Crystal
Thief Tear Crystal
Water Defense Tear Crystal
Water Tear Crystal
Wind Defense Tear Crystal
Wind Tear Crystal
Fire Defense Tear Crystal
Fire Tear Crystal
Light Defense Tear Crystal
Light Tear Crystal
Dark Defense Tear Crystal
Dark Tear Crystal
Magma Defense Tear Crystal
Magma Tear Crystal
Physical Tear Crystal
Earth Tear Crystal