Nightmare Tigrean
consortPatrician bows to you in greeting. "Welcome Dear Lady/Good Sir to my Chateau, please feel free to have a seat in the day room. Keep in mind the left side of the room are for those interested in etiquette lessons and the right for those interested in employment. One of my helpers will be by to tend to your needs, I hope you enjoy your stay honored guest."
You find a seat on the left and a helper comes by... "If you please, follow me to the dining room where your first lesson shall begin. It is encouraged that you ignore any gossip you hear between the wine glasses, they still are not as well-mannered as Master Patrician would like."
You find a seat on the right and a helper comes by… "Always glad to see a new face looking to join our merry ranks. I will be starting you off with a tour around the grounds so you can get a feel for everything. Feel free to ask any questions and I will warn you now to avoid the piano, Forte is a very particular instrument and he will not take kindly if you start playing out of tune."
