Darkmatter Bumbus
consortAs you enter the lair known as the Evil Villain Emporium you are greeted by a ray gun at point blank range. "I am Super Villain Bhanvra, owner of this wicked hive and purveyor of all goods dastardly in nature. If you are up to no good then you can come in and view the selections if not I may have to fire a warning shot… right through you!"
Can it bug breathe I am looking for something to buy! "Fine then, tools of the trade are kept in the back room along with the getaway cars. Otherwise ask me if you need a new cape or outfit and the finance office is near the beetle juice stand if you need to arrange payments. Try not to steal anything or annoy the worker bees.”
Actually, it looks like you could use some help around here… "Look punk I don’t recall asking you about what you think of the place! You don’t just come into a man’s home and start throwing insults around kid. I tell you what, since you got such a big mouth about how you don’t like the place then you can clean it. Congratulations you have a job where the pay is minimal and non-negotiable, now get to work!"
