Spitehouse has a minion!

Nick the Salty


The Blacklight Mortiking
Owner: Gomoratoad

Age: 3 years, 6 months, 1 week

Born: January 1st, 2017

Adopted: 3 years, 6 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: January 1st, 2017


  • Level: 21
  • Strength: 52
  • Defense: 36
  • Speed: 27
  • Health: 27
  • HP: 27/27
  • Intelligence: 75
  • Books Read: 74
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Pizza Prepper

salty & gay

Pet Treasure

Happy Bee Sticker

Questionable Meat

Trash Can

High Sodium Sticker

Sea Salt


Bottle of Ikumoradeekanox Blue Salt

Bottle of Shengui Guo Green Salt

Bottle of Light Gray Sea Salt

Bottle of Black Salt

Bottle of Vetan Smoked Salt

Bottle of Omen Red Salt

Bottle of Pink Salt

Kala Namak Salt

Gay Road Sign

Trans Pride Sash

Pride Sash

Rainbow Serpenth Fountain

Miniature Rainbow Essence

Spectrum Subeta Shampoo

Spectrum Subeta Conditioner

Spectrum Sunglasses

Super Feathery Spectrum Boa

Rainbow Deluxe Boa Feather

Spectrum Beach Bag

Spectrum Bucket

Spectrum Booster Pack

Spectrum Deck Box

Spectrum VCR

Spectrum Glass Wind Chime

Spectral Fruit

Pint of Spectrum Sherbet Ice Cream

Rainbow Lolly

Bag of Spectrum Chocolates

Spectrum Berry Pie

Rainbow Pie of Everything Wondrous

Sparkly Rainbow Pie

Colorful Mystery Cake

Bee Hive Cornbread

Bucket of Doughnuts

Replica Wood-Fired Pizza Oven

Wood-Fired Pizza Fuel

Golden Boy Pizza Peel

Golden Boy Pizza Cutter

Treasure Map Pizza

Whole Cheese Pizza

Frosting Pizza

Love Pizza

Limited Edition Dark Matter Pizza

Pirate Treasure Pizza

Pumpkin Pizza

Veggie Pizza

Veggie Pizza Slice

Cheese Pizza

Centropolis Style Pizza Slice

Cheese Frozen Pizza

Olive Frozen Pizza

Pizza Beanbag

Evil Pizza

Corn Piece


Glowing Orb of Reptiles

Patchy Iguana Plushie

Green Plastic Jumping Frog

Green Gummy Frog

Mystery Gummy Snake

Baby Crocodile

Cherry Gummy Gators

Orange Gummy Gators

Green Apple Gummy Gators

Blue Raspberry Gummy Gators

Grape Gummy Gators


Hex Insect Hotel

White Lily Plushie

Bat Pencil

Essence of Purple

Purple Glitter Splashed Pumpkin

Purple Super Soft Fox Plushie

Innocent Demonic Wings


Very Grumpy Sticker

Antsy Angry Red Rreign Costumed Blob Kitty Beanbag

Tired Angry Red Rreign Costumed Blob Kitty Beanbag

Bashful Angry Red Rreign Costumed Blob Kitty Beanbag

Pet Friends


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