Roentgen has a minion!

X the Rays


The Nuclear Blob
Owner: Atomic

Age: 3 years, 5 months, 1 day

Born: February 9th, 2017

Adopted: 3 years, 5 months, 1 day ago

Adopted: February 9th, 2017


  • Level: 43
  • Strength: 74
  • Defense: 11
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 206
  • Books Read: 192
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Stylist

ERDF* at Hanford, Washington - Home sweet home! :)
*Environmental Restoration Disposal Facility. We're trying to clean this stuff up, we swear. X'D

While you're here, I'd like to point out this particularly gnarly hazardous waste problem is a product of WWII plutonium production for weapons, not energy production. Nuclear energy is, in fact, pretty green and is WAY more efficient and actually puts out less radioactive emissions than coal-fired plants (for real). So let's do away with the truly nasty fossil fuels already and move to solar/wind power with nuclear for baseload production (you know, for when the sun isn't out and the wind isn't blowing)!

Incidentally, if you're even concerned about radiation, you probably shouldn't be. You're most likely receiving a higher dose from bananas and natural background radiation than anything else. We've actually always been surrounded by some radiation and it's not exactly the bogeyman it's been made out to be.

This blob though, he's hot as heck. Watch out.
>>Oops, I forgot my hazmat suit, get me out of here<<

Pet Treasure

Gin and Tonic

Rift Queen Toxic Drum

Geiger Counter

Anomalous X-Ray

Irradiated X-Ray Negative

Contrast-Stained X-Ray Negative

Singed X-Ray Negative

Bio-hazard Bagged X-Ray Negative

X-Ray Negative

Nuclear Matter

Nasty Radioactive Goo

Trove of Nuclear Mahar Gems

Nuclear Weeping Spleenoids Wallpaper

Nuclear Visceral Wallpaper

Nuclear Brainy Wallpaper

Nuclear Symbol Lollipop

Nuclear Ghost



Edible Blob

Green Blob Doll


Pet Friends

Brothers in perplexing units :P