Variable has a minion!

Zipper the Robo Tigrean

Legacy Name: Variable

The Nuclear Torrey
Owner: Pinocchio

Age: 5 years, 11 months, 2 weeks

Born: June 17th, 2017

Adopted: 5 years, 11 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: June 17th, 2017


  • Level: 50
  • Strength: 39
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 202
  • Books Read: 200
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Web Developer

A program that would behave with such intricate irregularity that it could only be described as the Variable.

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Pet Treasure

Circuitboard Mug

Neon Mouse

Neon Green Modem

Neon Case

Neon Keyboard

Neon Monitor

Neon PC

Green Glowing Pen

Fungified Night Light

Field BattleTech Bracelet

Black Mystery Apple

Green Glowing Bug Eggs

Dancing Star Seeds

Radioactive Snowball


Illumis Nuclear Explosive Goo

Nuclear Matter

Radioactive Piggy Bank

Radioactive Zombie Foot

Blue Happy Planet Plushie

Blue Plasmite Rod

Green Atebus Locker

Green Aurora Necklace

Keeto Axe of Destruction

Dusk Light Bulb

Field Light Bulb

Green Glowstick

Glowing Goop


Nuclear Rave Fish

Sour Grapes

Luminous Saber

Nuclear Snowball

Goddess Nuclear Hair Dye

Nuclear Mahar Ring

Void Lord Nutrition Cubes


Digiscape Miniature LED Tiles

System Failure Sticker

High Quality Disguise Projector

Nuclear Cupcake


Plutonium Dragon


Keeto Bomb

Sheeta Moon Scepter

Mystical Sheeta Pendant

Curved Hydrus Horns

Its Alive Sticker

Soul Stone

Nuclear Pie

Glowing Pitcher Fruit

Radioactive Blobby Lamp

Radioactive Flopit Figurine


Radioactive Blub

Oofa Jelly

Frankenpie (Apple Slice)

Glowing Moon Candies

Exterminate Sticker

Ghost Candy

Greeeeeeen Gummy Dire Worms

Field Harvester Plushie

Vibrant Blue Spray Paint

Viridian Possessed Demoneye Stone

Magical Radish Seed

Blastin Berry Kora Pop

Gourd Witch Green Light

Gourd Witch Blue Light

Fortifying Star Flower Serum

Keterbite Beetle

Shattered Eternal Chain

Star Soul

Goddess Blue Hair Dye

Nuclear Symbol Lollipop

Glowing Dust

Radioactive Pizza

Nuclear Stained Glass Cookie

Potion Painting

Radioactive Booger Burger

Lime Glow Candy

Green Starfall Clips

Nuclear Candy Bracelet

Glass of Ocean Iced Tea

Exciting Action Ping Sticker

Blue Two-Tone Candy Piece

Luminescent Fungus Sticker

Ammonia Deadly Bonbon

Blue Raspberry Flavored Poison

Green Glowing Red Rreign Sticker

Blue Glowing Bug Eggs

Green Neon Jelly Beanbag

Blue Neon Jelly Beanbag

Nuclear Weeping Spleenoids Wallpaper

Nuclear Xotl Cake

Chartreuse Hi-Vis Vest

Cyan Hi-Vis Vest

Neon Peacock Road Running Shoes

Mythical Water Chai Plushie

Star Damsel

Anti-Possession Ink

Spookshow on Mars Undergrundge Dread Jelly

Green Poison Apple

Blue Neon Mallow Dancer

Soylent Kebab

Frost NRG Cranial Augment

Refresh NRG Cranial Augment

Refresh NRG Augment

Frost NRG Augment

Green Pocket Clippers

Blue Pocket Clippers

Tales of Artificial Intelligence

Underground Dancing

Toxic Socks

Glow-in-the-Dark Skeleton Long Sleeved Shirt

Vibrant Green Spray Paint

It Does Not Compute Sticker

Spiny Gelatin Fruit

Green Drake Gem

M30w F4c3 Sticker

Professor New Heartbreaker Console

Neon Blue Fauxverly Fluffy Leg Warmers

Neon Green Braided Military Vest

Neon Blue Braided Military Vest

Green Fitness Watch

Apple Gummy Fish

Earth Battle Wand

Aquaberry Deluxe Lip Shine

Green Slime Meltipop

Mechalag Nuclear Tongue

Acidic Throwing Vial

Neon Blue Glow Chalk

Toxic Green Maliss Patch

Lime Gummy Priggle

Green Pumpkin Sponge

Green Running Shoes

Faintly Glowing Collar

Atomic ColGel

Atomic Kitty

Tritium Keychain

Green Control Chip

Green Musical Light Pen

Monster Neon Blobby Beanbag

Radioactive Limeade Blobby Beanbag

Green Graffiti Light Pen

Green Ziaran Flip Phone

Ziara Gutter Wyllop

Blue Fluttery Light Pen

Digi Kitty TV Face Plate

Lime Saheric Glass Gourd-Shaped Lantern

Neon Green Small Octopus Head Charm

Slicing Light of Earth

Apple Heart Lolly

Reclusive Painted Seashell

Nuclear Nudibranch Beanbag

A Glowing Aesthetic

Green Sentient Wig

Lime Bubbling Vial

Blue Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Green Glow-in-the-Dark Red Rreign Plushie

Jumbo Toxic Back Ribbon

The Court Jesters Raving Mad Blue Body Paint

The Court Jesters Raving Mad Green Body Paint

Aqua S-Pod

Lime Green S-Pod

Super Feathery Lime Boa

Verdant Fallen Leaf

Lime Wetsuit

Lime Gummy Donadak

Cyan Twinkle Earrings

Green Twinkle Earrings

Demented Nuclear Torrey Plushie

Lime Fruit Jelly Candy

Lime Sugar Gummy Snail

Blueberry Sugar Gummy Snail


Neon Green Glow Chalk

Green Gummy Anyu Ornament

Green Second Anniversary Celebration Plushie

Book of Bioluminescence

Short Lime Green Puffy Jacket

Green Beaded Bracelet

Green Rad Wireless Controller

Nuclear Jackboots

Lime Mini Lava Lamp

Binary Code T-shirt

Digital Balloon

Blue Darkside Eye Burrower

Nuclear Keeto Beanbag

Spare Silver Robot Parts

Shinwas Coal

Shinwas Weather Orb

Blue Aurora Necklace

Lime Deluxe Lip Shine



Apple Perfume

Void Lord Holographic Schematic

Void Lord Vapor Cartridge

Cracked Green Holo-Phone

Cracked Blue Holo-Phone

NightVision Illusion LED Tile

Blue Circuit Card

Green Circuit Card

Irradiated X-Ray Negative

Rave Isaac Plushie

Zone 5 Travel Pass

Digicoin Card

Anodized Microprocessor

Hypercooled Microprocessor

Circuit Beanbag

Cyan Attenuator Goggles

Blue Neon Sign

Green Lo-Tek Leggings

Bubble Wand

Wand of Power

Radioactive Spork

Hook of Radioactivity

Blue Crystal Sword

Green Crystal Sword


Omniscient Sword of Prophecy

Stinker Bomb

Earth Charm

Earth Arrowhead

Water Arrowhead

Mystical Orb of the Gods

Chai Acid Tea

Gate Keeper Wand

Dehydrated Hydrus Spines

Curly Hydrus Horns

Pointy Hydrus Horns

Celinox Crystal Gauntlets

Magical Mystical Orb

Glowing Orb of Reptiles

Amulet of Destiny and Prophecy

Water BattleTech Bracelet

Box of Untold Secrets

Keeto Battle Sword

Teeny Pie Minion Magical Wand

Piraticorian Anchor

Cybill Double-Bladed Flipper Sword

Hikei Floating Orbs

Pet Friends