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Glass Shark has a minion!

Minion the Crystal Beluga

Glass Shark
Legacy Name: Glass Shark

The

Common Tutani
Owner: bogmage

Age: 8 years, 8 months, 4 weeks

Born: June 19th, 2017

Adopted: 7 years, 8 months, 6 days ago

Adopted: July 11th, 2018

Statistics

Level: 18
Strength: 25
Defense: 11
Speed: 10
Health: 10
HP: 10/10
Intelligence: 58
Books Read: 57
Food Eaten: 1
Job: Person Who Does The Thing

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“Glass shark he love da fat kid. You stay out da water fat kid, glass shark comin' for you. He takes you down that deep water, that dark water.... fat kid no go! Glass shark come to da dark water and get you, fat kid. you swim around, he bite your trunks right off, you tubby lil' fish! You swim all you want, flop and flap around - glass shark gon' come! Glass shark behind you, fat kid. You gotta swim! Swim faster! Pretend there's a corn dog at de end a da pool, get out of that dark water! That dark water and glass shark comin' for you fat kid! He make you a snack! He eat your brother! He don't care, he glaaaaaaaass shark. He out there in that dark water. Swim on over here, how about you cool off with a lemonade? Let that glass shark move down to the next pond, get that next fat kid. Don't let him get you. You seem all right though.” — Justin McElroy

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