Dennis has a minion!

the Candy Matter

Legacy Name: Dennis Christopher

The Sweetheart Yaherra
Owner: Claudius

Age: 2 years, 10 months, 2 weeks

Born: September 22nd, 2017

Adopted: 2 years, 10 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: September 22nd, 2017


  • Level: 9
  • Strength: 12
  • Defense: 22
  • Speed: 13
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

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The sweetest song
Simple and plain
Brought me to my knees
in fear and shame

A song of forgiveness
for those who believe
Sweet salvation
I have been deceived

I know that this feeling
is too good to last
The music fades
and the moment has passed

"I guess once you've seen Uma Thurman beaten up endlessly in the 'Kill Bill' movies, you think, 'If Uma can take it, what's the matter with me?'"

Lyrics (c) HBO Films (whoever wrote this)

Pet Treasure

Italian Textbook

Fancy Garden Ticket

Fourth Anniversary Eaten Vanilla Cupcake

Free Kiss Coupon Sticker

Free Hug Coupon Sticker

Pink Assorted Box of Chocolates

Ivory Fresh Rose Bouquet

Romantic Arrangements

Stay Inside Sticker

Clown Rag Doll

Living Plushie

Homemade Love Notes

Pure Love Letter

Smoking Charge Card

Iconic Comic Book

Edited Script

Lifetime Achievement Award


Lovey Pride Sticker

Overly Romantic Card

TUBES Surf Magazine

Star Trailer

Heavy Duty Theatrical Concealer

Look For The Helpers

Haunted Rag Doll


Fourth Anniversary Eaten Chocolate Cupcake

How Not To Wipe Out

You Make the World Brighter Sticker

Finding Light in the Dark


Time to Shine

Cold Water

Nightmarish Cloud

Special Order Coffee

Pet Friends