Obsolete has a minion!

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Legacy Name: Optimal

The Common Experiment #1337
Owner: Anrivef

Age: 4 years, 2 months, 2 weeks

Born: November 5th, 2017

Adopted: 1 year, 5 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: July 30th, 2020


  • Level: 10
  • Strength: 8
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 0
  • HP: 10/0
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

planned obsolescence (n.)
a policy of producing consumer goods that rapidly become obsolete and so require replacing, achieved by frequent changes in design, termination of the supply of spare parts, and the use of nondurable materials.
Credit to Anrivef.

Pet Treasure

Canister Vacuum


Experiment 1337 Beanbag

Experiment 1337 Plushie

Experiment 1337 Stocking

Regular TV

Simple Telephone

Shiny Small Phone

Advanced Red Floppy Disk

Red Floppy Disk

Professor New Heartbreaker Cryptic Square

Busted Bolt Wreckage

Franky Security Bolts

Loose Screws

Busted Bolt Wreckage

Lost Tire

Professor New Heartbreaker Spare Tire

Eighties DVD Player

Cosmic CD Player

Vintage Typewriter

Portable DVD Player

CD Player


Busted Nut Wreckage

Pet Friends