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Waylon has a minion!

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Waylon
Legacy Name: Waylon


The Bloodred Yaherra
Owner: Henry

Age: 2 years, 9 months, 4 weeks

Born: December 31st, 2017

Adopted: 2 years, 9 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: December 31st, 2017

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


My pride still feels the sting
You were my everything
Some day I'll find a love like yours
He'll think I'm Superman
Not Super Minivan
How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

He went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

He was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

He dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
And ways to say you died

story




*Name: Waylon x

*Nickname: Way

*Age: 45

*Family: parents, older brother, 3 younger sisters

*~185cm tall, brown hair, brown eyes, average build

*Job: orchestra player (double bass)

*Birthplace: x

*Insecure. Shy. Drama queen. Can be quite bitchy at times. Loves gossip. Not easily impressed by persons, actions etc. Doesn't understand humor very much, also doesn't recognize a joke often even if it almost bites his nose. Appears arrogant and cold at first, but unbends when feeling secure enough and then can be really charming and caring.

*Relationship status: single; 2 years ago his "almost-husband" left him for a 20 years old male underwear model from France, and now Waylon hopes that this young b* is a gold digger and will find a richer man very soon just to prove that Karma can be cruel

*Hobbies: music, reading, oil painting

*Likes: sour candies, peanut butter sandwich, cuddling, kissing, getting compliments, candlelight dinners

*Dislikes: unfaithful assholes, being told what he should or shouldn't do, cooking, Mozart's "Per questa bella mano" Concert Aria for bass (It. Is. So. HARD. *faint)

*Fears: hurting his hands and being unable to work as an orchestra player anymore, heights, grasshoppers

*Often suffers from migraine.




*My OC

*Lyrics (c) Train (50 Ways To Say Goodbye)
[changed 'She' to 'He' to make it fit though]

Pet Treasure


Music Sheet

Pride Sash

Prima Double Bass

Fidele Double Bass Bow

Snow Bow Tie

Black Suit Jacket

Black Slacks

Don Loafers

MusiNews Issue 1

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MusiNews Issue 3

Hustler Money Clip

Perfect Crystal Shard Necklace

Sour Gumballs

Pet Friends