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Waylon
Legacy Name: Waylon


The Bloodred Yaherra
Owner: Viking

Age: 6 years, 2 months, 4 weeks

Born: December 31st, 2017

Adopted: 6 years, 2 months, 4 weeks ago

Adopted: December 31st, 2017

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed


Hush little baby, don't say a word
Not that you could, you can't speak yet
I'm not gonna buy you a ring or a bird
'cause those aren't safe gifts for a baby to get
I’m further along on this journey, it’s true
So in theory that means that I’m wiser
Here’s what life likely has in store for you
Sung sweetly as a tranquilizer:

You’ll never buy the right number of bananas
You’ll run out or some will go brown
But that's okay
You'll always feel like a kid, not a grown-up
Like when you buy a car or suit or gown
But that's okay

You’ll date someone sexy but not smart
You’ll date someone funny but not hot
No matter how successful you are you will fear
You're a fraud about to get caught

You’ll remember the lyrics to hundreds of songs
And forget the name of the guy you just met
But that's okay
You'll cut one toenail weird which will get so ingrown
It becomes a major life regret
But that's okay

You’ll date someone who reminds you of me
You’ll date someone a lot like your father
You'll have a junk drawer you always mean to clean out
But you’ll never bother

And once in a while you'll hit a wall
There will be a few times when things aren't okay at all
You'll curl up in bed, cry until your eyes are red
Wonder if you should just give up instead
But thanks to loved ones and their dedication
And sometimes astutely-prescribed medication
You'll find your way... back to okay...

The TV shows you’ll love when you’re twelve
Will shape you for life, never lost
But that's okay
You’ll think your eyelashes are too short or too long
And also wish you’d worn sunscreen and flossed
But that's okay

You’ll date a workaholic who's not kind
You’ll date a cuddlebug who's not driven
You'll make endless mistakes though you're trying your best
You'll do what you can with the cards that you are given

'cause that, little baby
That's what life is, little baby
So hush little baby
It'll probably be okay

story




*Name: Waylon x

*Nickname: Way

*Age: 45

*Family: parents, older brother, 3 younger sisters

*~185cm tall, brown hair, brown eyes, average build

*Job: orchestra player (double bass) - he's a "lend me for your orchestra"-player cuz he never got a permanent place in one

-> while waiting for a job he plays double bass in a kind of "retro" band who plays songs in a more "jazz themed" style (think of Postmodern Jukebox)

*Birthplace: x

*Insecure. Shy. Drama queen. Can be quite bitchy at times. Loves gossip. Not easily impressed. Seems to have no humor at all. Appears arrogant and cold at first, but unbends when feeling secure enough and then can be really charming and caring.

*Relationship status: single; 2 years ago his "almost-husband" left him for a 20 years old male underwear model from France, and now Waylon hopes that this young b* is a gold digger and will find a richer man very soon just to prove that Karma can be cruel

*Hobbies: music, reading, oil painting

*Likes: sour candies, peanut butter sandwich, cuddling, kissing, getting compliments, candlelight dinners

*Dislikes: unfaithful assholes, being told what he should or shouldn't do, cooking, Mozart's "Per questa bella mano" Concert Aria for bass

*Fears: hurting his hands and being unable to work as an orchestra player anymore, heights, grasshoppers

*Often suffers from migraine.




*My OC

*Lyrics (c) Whitney Avalon (Too honest Lullaby)
[changed 'She' to 'He' to make it fit though]

Pet Treasure


Music Sheet

Pride Sash

Prima Double Bass

Fidele Double Bass Bow

Snow Bow Tie

Black Suit Jacket

Black Slacks

Don Loafers

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