Salus has a minion!

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The Storm Telenine
Owner: Moran

Age: 1 year, 10 months, 2 weeks

Born: March 9th, 2018

Adopted: 1 year, 10 months, 2 weeks ago

Adopted: March 9th, 2018


  • Level: 8
  • Strength: 21
  • Defense: 21
  • Speed: 18
  • Health: 17
  • HP: 17/17
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

As far as bodyguards go, Sebastian Moran had never believed he'd need one. Or be ordered to get one. But ever since he had taken a bullet to the shoulder while protecting Jim, his employer and partner had told him that not being without protection himself was no longer an option. But of course, stubborn as he was and feeling his pride under attack, Moran decided to be a stubborn prick about it, fighting Jim at every step, not realizing WHY the man wanted him protected this badly. Why Moriarty didn't want him as his bodyguard anymore.

Cue to Nikolaus Fleischer simply dropping a wolfhound pup in their flat, telling them that this was now theirs. Of course he knew what he was doing. His restaurant had several of these massive canines as a protective measure, keeping intruders at bay. But Moran was just confused as he found himself eye to eye with the gangly legged small creature that had already been named for him.


But Salus didn't stay small for long. Soon she was large enough to not only drape over Jim on the couch, managing to keep him trapped there, but also reached the kitchen table, giving Sebastian the pleading puppy dog eyes whenever the man enjoyed a steak. And while she will never be as vicious as her family at the Kelpie restaurant, Sebastian does appreciate how protective she is of Jim and him. How her mere presence makes people back away.

And so Salus became part of the Moran&Moriarty 'family'.

Art (c) Octofied@tumblr

Pet Treasure

Pet Bed

Ruffie Food Bowl

Magical Bone

Ruffie Squeaky Bone

Cement Crunchy Bone Candy

Lumineve Dog Treat

Meaty Bone Present

Gnawed Thigh Bone


Meat Cube Present

Anatomically Correct Stomach Plushie

Anatomically Correct Kidney Plushie

Anatomically Correct Large Intestine Plushie

Anatomically Correct Liver Plushie

Anatomically Correct Heart Plushie

Slab of Raw Meat

Raw Sirloin Steak

Raw Beef Tenderloin Filet

Raw Pork Tenderloin

Raw Pork Chop

Dark Meat Turkey

White Meat Turkey

Headless Unlucky Bunny Plushie

Legless Unlucky Bunny Plushie

Armless Unlucky Bunny Plushie

Knitted Kanis Plushie

Knitted Ruffie Plushie

Knitted Feli Plushie

Knitted Chai Plushie

Pet Friends