Legacy Name: Demised
The Darkmatter Jollin
Age: 4 years, 2 months, 3 days
Born: July 26th, 2019
Adopted: 4 years, 2 months, 3 days ago
Adopted: July 26th, 2019
- Level: 10
- Strength: 11
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 53
- Books Read: 53
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Were all slowly dying in a shell of meat and bone
The fuck is the fucked up existence of this called life of ours, were everyday we struggle to live as the world is dying all around us and it costs us our very soul to try and survive.
Your a dying as we speak, might as well enjoy a roast beef sandwich.
We have these dreams, when awake and asleep. Most of these are unattainable and you are going to feel empty by the time you are an adult.
That feeling of empty soul rushing failure of your life is something you can never fullfil, might as well try and shove a sandwich
Do you feel that your life is worthless and that you have nothing to live for? Well you are worth 5.15 for a half pound french dip.
Lost everyone you ever cared about, because of your crippling drug addiction? Might as well shoot up in the back near the dumpster and come inside and get a mediocre sandwich you can't even taste .
Its Arby's. Its good enough for you.
Yes, we can hear you verbally abuse your girlfriend in the drive thru. And Yes, we will use the gross ten hour old chicken and spit in the mayonnaise.
On your drive home from the bar one night back in 85, you swear your ran over a homeless man on the side of road, and you never went to the cops cause you kept telling yourself it was deer that spoke in a man's voice "help me" and the guilt is slowly eating away at you and your thinking about ending it all by the end of a stiff rope? Might as well make your last meal a fitting one, and get a roast beef sandwich.
We may not be selling the virginity of 16 year old girl taking your order but we do sell sandwiches. Give us your money, perverts.
Having a midlife crisis? Having an endlif crisis?? Are they the same crisis? Try out new Chicken Sald Sandwich. It's only here for a limited time, just like you.
You can't make your rent. You know this, you can try and beg your landlord for extra time, but you know the sleez bag won't do it, expect for something in exchange. Your desperate.
Get the taste our of your mouth with out new Hawaii sandwich.
Eat Arby's and wash away this morning's mistake.
Pet is inspired by Twitter account @ nihilist_arbys
Stories written by Me & my friend Blake (he does not have a Subeta account)
Images are from twitter account @ nihilist_arbys
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