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Homer Simpson has a minion!

Pinchy the Lobster




Homer Simpson
Legacy Name: Homer Simpson


The Golden Dillema
Owner: Amei

Age: 10 months, 2 weeks, 3 days

Born: November 12th, 2019

Adopted: 10 months, 2 weeks, 3 days ago

Adopted: November 12th, 2019

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 1
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 190
  • Job: Unemployed


[Homer Jay Simpson]
Married, father of 3,
Lover of beer and all things donut!
Works at the Nuclear Power Plank
Can always be found at Moe's Tavern

Mmm... work in progress!


Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history!
From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...
-Car crash noise-

~*~*~*~*~


I am so smart, I am so smart! S-M-R-T . . . I mean S-M-A-R-T!

~*~*~*~*~

Why you little . . .

~*~*~*~*~

To alcohol! The cause of and solution to, all of life's problems!

~*~*~*~*~

Aww, I have three kids and no money. Why can't I have no kids and three money?

Pet Treasure


M Sticker

M Sticker

M Sticker

Period Sticker

Period Sticker

Period Sticker

Six Pack of IPA

Beer Burp Mug Candle

Grand Gunter Amber Ale

Filled Dimpled Beer Stein

Brewski Brand Brewski

Brewski Brand Brewski

Brewski Brand Brewski

Beer

Beer

Beer

Beer Flavored Beer

Free Beer

Beer Keg

White Beer Helmet

Box of Mixed Doughnuts

Box of Plain Doughnuts

I-Love-You Doughnut Beanbag

Toad in the Doughnut Hole

Plum Sufganiyot

Strawberry Spooky Doughnut

Cherry Doughnut with Sprinkles

Grape Doughnut with Sprinkles

529 Doughnuts

Sugar Dusted Jelly Doughnut

Faintly Sugared Doughnut

Chocolate Ice Cream Cone

Half-Eaten Sandwich

Apple Bourbon Pork Chops

Apple Raisin Pork Chops

Mini Meatloaves

Pepper Cocktail Sausages

Grease Burger

Subeta Fries

Pepperoni Pizza

Bacon and Egg Breakfast

Bacon

Chili Hot Dog

Beef Chili

Bag of Chips

Roasted Peanuts

Vetan Scorpion Pepper

Dawn Car Plushie

Regular TV

Bloodred VCR

Black Remote Plushie

Something Light Colored Sofa

Hammock

Charcoal Grill

Idiots Nail Gun

Lobster

Plain White Shirt

Pink Fancy Vesnali Tie

Cool Blue Professional Pants

Smoking Charge Card

SAI Junior Agent Badge

Nuclear Potion

Green Glowstick

Baseball Bat Glass Ornament

Black Bowling Ball

Bowling Pin

Trophy of Triumph

Lifetime Achievement Award

Box of Crayons

Anomalous X-Ray

Toilet Plunger

D Sticker

O Sticker

H Sticker

IOU Slip

Pet Friends