Ravage has a minion!

Nightstalker the Invisible Cat


The Custom Steamwork Tigrean
Owner: Valiska

Age: 8 months, 2 weeks, 6 days

Built: July 28th, 2020

Adopted: 8 months, 2 weeks, 6 days ago

Adopted: July 28th, 2020


  • Level: 208
  • Strength: 290
  • Defense: 25
  • Speed: 12
  • Health: 24
  • HP: 22/24
  • Intelligence: 659
  • Books Read: 644
  • Food Eaten: 569
  • Job: Logistics Analyst

Every brilliant revolutionary turned genocidal evil overlord needs a lap cat to stroke.
No exceptions.

If you're surprised I can talk, that's probably why we've never had a conversation.

I'm (not) sorry that my ability to get around silently scares you. Under the Functionists, tape hiss could get a person erased.

"Recording media aren't supposed to have opinions." And then the Senator asked me if I thought the (other) Decepticon was telling the truth. Of course, I had no opinion.

Of course I can get around on two legs. But why would I?

If you're lucky enough to be around at a time when there are choices, choose the tyranny you know you can love, because that situation won't last forever.

Pet Treasure



Scavenged Badge of Tyranny

Flashy 8-Track Hovercar Stereo

Damaged Cassette Tape

Laboratory Animal Cage

Funky TV

Short Bed

Blue Building E-Book

Rainbow Gaming Beanbag

Black PC

Romero NOVA Priceless Mineral


Mechanicat Plushie

Nostalgic Endeavor Toy

b4D MaxHIn3

Box of Love Letters

Purple Fountain Pen

A Revolution History

Letter of Traitorous Origin

Time Machine

iNKorporated After Five Briefcase

Time Travel I

Conflicted Journal

Assassinations Through the Ages

Devastation and Destruction

An Idiots Guide to Constructive Criticism

Making the Best of Your Nine Lives

Secret Codes

We Almost Made It

What is Out There?


Pet Friends



Kerr Avon
A truly original thinker

Every cat needs a lap