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Roland has a minion!

Malkie the Oberstkatze




Roland


The Bloodred Telenine
Owner: rosary

Age: 3 years, 8 months, 2 weeks

Born: August 30th, 2020

Adopted: 3 years, 2 months, 6 days ago

Adopted: March 11th, 2021

Statistics


  • Level: 1
     
  • Strength: 10
     
  • Defense: 10
     
  • Speed: 10
     
  • Health: 10
     
  • HP: 10/10
     
  • Intelligence: 0
     
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 1
  • Job: Unemployed



Roland. 32. My wife died. Hey emo ladies, I'm single. I have a clinical depression, not even a small depression-- but a big fat clinically diagnosed depression. Everyday is a struggle for me. I do not know why I continue to live in this world. One time this girlboss ripped off my legs with her pinky toe so I didn't have any limbs left. But I really wanted to some authentic Hamhampangpang so I wiggled my way there like a madman. Now my heart is cold and my stomach is also cold and dirty and I can't even do anything not even MMMM TAKE A SIP BABES what is the true nature of consciousness

Pet Treasure


Bottled Angst

Broken Flask of Liquid Shadow

Letters to an Imaginary Friend

Ultimate Sandwich

Clear LED Mask

Pet Friends