Gus has a minion!

Myco the Hapoom


The Common Experiment #2327
Owner: Lisa

Age: 3 years, 1 month, 1 week

Born: November 2nd, 2020

Adopted: 2 years, 11 months, 1 week ago

Adopted: December 30th, 2020


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

Mushrooms. They are delicious, full of nutrients and fiber, and sometimes they are poisonous! But the poisonous part doesn't matter to Gus at all - he's immune to the poisons from his years of eating basically nothing but shrooms. That's Gus, short for FunGUS, by the way. He'd like to joke that he's a funGUY, really (fungi, get it??), and he is, but he's also very, very slow, both in movement and speech, so most get bored before they get to know him. In fact, there are two reasons the poor guy even has mushrooms and other fungus growing on him - one, he is very slow and it gives the spores plenty of time to attach and grow, and two, mushrooms and other fungus are his favorite food - they are both delicious, and they do not move so he can easily 'catch' them. The situation works fine for ol' Gus - when he doesn't feel like getting up and looking for other mushrooms to eat, he simply turns his head and noms one right off his own shell. He doesn't even mind if others take a nibble from time to time (although honestly he's too slow to do anything about it anyways, other than grumble), although he would appreciate it if someone would ask before all of a sudden munching a random fungus piece off of his body!

THANK YOU to Hex for letting me adopt this guy!
writing by Lisa, background from FreeVectors, big mushroom from KlipArtz

Pet Treasure

Mushroom Constellation Plushie


Decay Poison Shroomy

Mushroom Pinata Plushie

Freshly-Baked Mushroom Cookie

Bolete Mushroom


Pumpkin Gummy Mushroom

Chanterelle Mushroom

Rot Clinging Mushrooms

Fried Mushrooms

Magical Mushroom

Canned Mushroom


Lemon Gummy Mushroom

Mold Poison Shroomy

Olive Striped Mushrooms

Mystical Mushroom

Kiwi Gummy Mushroom

Poisonous Mushroom

Rot Poison Shroomy

Sweet Poison Shroomy

Mushroom Constellation Cookie

Vivid Clinging Mushrooms

Grape Gummy Mushroom

Bruising Everslime Mushroom

Pastel Clinging Mushrooms

Primary Fungus Bouquet

Waxy Fungus Bouquet

Skeletal Clinging Mushrooms

Button Mushroom

Enoki Mushrooms

Dappled Mushrooms

Hedgehog Mushroom

Death Poison Shroomy

Morel Mushroom

King Trumpet Mushroom

Oyster Mushrooms

Hen of the Woods Mushrooms

Shiitake Mushroom

Porcini Mushroom

Matsutake Mushroom

Rotting Everslime Mushroom

Portobello Mushroom

Herb Stuffed Mushroom

Horn of Plenty Mushroom

Licorice Gummy Mushroom

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