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The Custom Twilight Kerubi
Owner: beer
Age: 2 years, 1 month, 1 week
Born: March 11th, 2022
Adopted: 2 years, 1 month, 1 week ago
Adopted: March 11th, 2022
Statistics
- Level: 2
- Strength: 11
- Defense: 10
- Speed: 10
- Health: 10
- HP: 10/10
- Intelligence: 1
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Store Clerk
After carefully wiping it away, I sat up and took stock of my surroundings, which were—as usual—a neon pink nightmare. My room was a riot of color and glitter, with LED lights illuminating every surface and blinking on and off in dizzying patterns that made my head hurt. My stomach growled as I got to her feet and shuffled toward the door.
"Good morning," said a voice from the doorway, which made me jump so hard I nearly fell over. I whirled around to see who'd snuck up on me, and found myself face-to-face with what looked like a man wearing some sort of LED mask.
He walks into the room, a smirk on his LED face. He holds his arm out to offer me a hand. "What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?"
I arch my eyebrow and he gives me a look that says I'm being rude. I get it—I should be flattered. I've been dealing with men like him my whole life. They want to know why I'm in a tiny little studio apartment, why I'm not in a two-story home baking cookies in my skirted apron with two little ones running around my legs.
As if I'd ever wear an apron.
"No," I say.
He looks at me again, confused, and then laughs like I just said something hilarious. "No?" he asks, still laughing.
"Not a girl," I answer, hoping he'll get the hint.
"Oh," he says, with an even wider smirk lighting up his face as he reaches up to stroke his metal chin, "I see." He seemed to be lost in his thoughts before extending his hand once again, this time with a wad of papers —and said "I have a job for you."
I thought about that for a moment. Wasn't this how I'd gotten into trouble last time? But the money had been too good to pass up then… so I decided to go for it again.
This time, though, I was going to finish the job.
The light from the neon signs above my bed reflects off the glitter on my eyelids, making the room glow with a pink hue so bright I can almost feel it. Almost.
I can't feel much of anything anymore, since my latest mission landed me in a hospital bed.
Maybe I should've considered that before I pulled off one of the biggest hacks in history. I mean, Archtech is basically an impossible target—but then again, so was The Grid before I cracked it wide open.
I got cocky. Figured that because they couldn't trace me back to The Grid hack, they couldn't touch me… and then they did.
It's not like I'm an idiot. I mean, I am, but it's not like that's the only reason I got caught. I thought I was untraceable. The Grid had a billion accounts. It should've been impossible for them to find me in the midst of those users—but somehow, they did it. Maybe it was my own hubris that led to me getting caught, or maybe there’s some super-sleuth somewhere who can smell my digital footprints from a mile away.
Either way, now this is my new reality. My life is basically on pause while I recover from… well, let’s just call it injuries as a workaround for embarrassment (I’d rather keep the details private). And while part of me is grateful to be alive at all—I survived a physical attack!—the other part of me is itching to get back to work. So when someone came along and offers me a chance to get out of here… well, let’s just say that I’m all in!
As usual, there's someone in this godforsaken town who's willing to make a deal with me—and let's be real: at this point, I'd take any deal to get out of here. All right Artech, you want to keep your data safe?
Challenge accepted.
coding by purring
Pet Treasure
P Sticker
CLAW Energy Substitute
Buzzed Coffee Protein Energy Drink
R Sticker
Pink Intense Dye
Pink Heart Light Pen
Zero Sticker
Black Control Chip
Circuitboard Blank Sheets
X Sticker
Circuitboard Gripper
Circuitboard Soldering Gun
Y Sticker
Circuitboard Brush
Circuitboard Tool Kit
Pink Graffiti Light Pen
Futuristic Watcher Robot Head
Icy Knot of Wires
Black Ziaran Flip Phone
Pink Glowing Hair Ties
Icy Draped Wires
Familiar Eyeshadow
Codes
Keyboard Shortcuts
Pink Craft Glitter
Advanced Gray Floppy Disk
Purple Floppy Disk
Woodle Game Phone
512MB RAM
Professor New Heartbreaker Console
Bow-E Panacea Power Bank
Professor New Heartbreaker Forgotten Tech
Pink Single Mini Tree Light
Pink Strand Lights
Pink Tincture
Pink Tangerine Egg Mouse
Pink Lava Lamp
Pink Lemonade Zoom Soda
Pink Gaming Headset
Pink Precision Gaming Mouse
Pink Rad Wireless Controller
Pink Hearty Sticker
Pink Hearty Sticker
Pink Devilish Headband
Pink Sponge Capsule
Pink Party Streamers
Pink-N-Purple Handcuffs
Pink Body Glitter
Pink Aurora Necklace
Pink Radio Headphones
Neon Case
Neon Monitor
Black Wireless Ear Buds
Pink Tangerine Keyboard Phone
DVD Toaster
Magical CD
USB Adapter
Purple Floppy Disk
Pink Mouse
Pink Rad Game System
Dawn Gamepet
8L08-K1tt3h
Zero Days Without Incident Sticker
Pink Circuit Card
Neon Pink Bunny Ears
Ad for Cute Headset (Left)
HiTech Replacement Cornea
Sunrise Illusion LED Tile
Cracked Pink Holo-Phone
Sunburst Miniature LED Tiles
Rift Queen Code Cracker
Headphones On World Off Sticker
Pink Digital Doughnut Beanbag
Void Lord Holographic Schematic
Hypnagogic Drift Vinyl
Miniature HLPR Bot Fried Circuit Board
Blubby Lava Lamp
Tales of Artificial Intelligence
Magenta Braided Cables
Repurposing Old Tech
Unmarked Pink CD
Trance Mix Tape
Lofi Mix Tape
M30w F4c3 Sticker
It Does Not Compute Sticker
Professor New Heartbreaker Cryptic Square