Dave has a minion!

Kitty the Patches

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DAVID CHALKER, a washed-up ex-rock star. Adopted by middle-class parents in New England, but ethnically Korean, he was off to a strangely unsynchronous start from the very beginning. He was a "difficult" child, and with a younger sister on the way, his parents quickly learned to ignore his antics. As a young man he made himself locally famous - both for his ridiculous stunts and his singing - and when he got a small record deal, he fled to a different city where he met his lifelong friend Jo. He was constantly roping Jonah into some bizarre activity; discovering cocaine changed him considerably, and not for the better. Brash, obnoxious, reckless and flirtatious, it seemed Davey had finally discovered his true self. When Jo left to get cleaned up, he sunk into a deep depression, and by the end of it, he was hospitalized. Long stints in and out of the medical system and fifteen years later, he was left with persistent memory problems, a laundry list of medications he was meant to take and a sense that something was missing. He lives off his royalties checks - turns out one or two of his songs made nice commercial jingles - and it's not such a bad life, really.