Dave has a minion!

Kitty the Patches

Legacy Name: Dave

The Silver Sheeta
Owner: Denzelle

Age: 12 years, 4 months, 1 week

Born: September 17th, 2008

Adopted: 12 years, 4 months, 1 week ago (Legacy)

Adopted: September 17th, 2008 (Legacy)


  • Level: 2
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

premade profile by Chen
overlay by Keshi
DAVID CHALKER, a washed-up ex-rock star. Adopted by middle-class parents in New England, but ethnically Korean, he was off to a strangely unsynchronous start from the very beginning. He was a "difficult" child, and with a younger sister on the way, his parents quickly learned to ignore his antics. As a young man he made himself locally famous - both for his ridiculous stunts and his singing - and when he got a small record deal, he fled to a different city where he met his lifelong friend Jo. He was constantly roping Jonah into some bizarre activity; discovering cocaine changed him considerably, and not for the better. Brash, obnoxious, reckless and flirtatious, it seemed Davey had finally discovered his true self. When Jo left to get cleaned up, he sunk into a deep depression, and by the end of it, he was hospitalized. Long stints in and out of the medical system and fifteen years later, he was left with persistent memory problems, a laundry list of medications he was meant to take and a sense that something was missing. He lives off his royalties checks - turns out one or two of his songs made nice commercial jingles - and it's not such a bad life, really.

Pet Treasure

Strapped Book

Subject Standard Issue Straitjacket

Anomalous X-Ray

Stained and Torn Family Album

Chibi Fire Wings

Flamin Hot Guitar

Gold Guitar Pick

Silly Calico Kitty Plushie

Golden Tutani Plushie

Gold Orca Plushie

Twilight Orca Plushie

Arid Tutani Plushie

Dawn Tutani Plushie

Dawn Orca Plushie

Dusk Orca Plushie

Dusk Tutani Plushie

Lilac Tutani Plushie

Lilac Orca Plushie

Nuclear Orca Plushie

Nuclear Tutani Plushie

Pet Friends

...Sam, is it? Well. That's a shocker.

God I love you. Let's do something wild and crazy.