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Spoil_865 has a minion!

Alighieri the Brown Cuttlefish


The Graveyard Tutani
Owner: PUNS

Age: 11 years, 5 months, 4 weeks

Born: January 16th, 2009

Adopted: 11 years, 5 months, 4 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: January 16th, 2009 (Legacy)

Nominate Pet for Spotlight


  • Level: 1
  • Strength: 10
  • Defense: 10
  • Speed: 10
  • Health: 10
  • HP: 10/10
  • Intelligence: 0
  • Books Read: 0
  • Food Eaten: 0
  • Job: Unemployed

The youngest of his siblings, Spoil is by far the oldest in spirit.

knowledge is the ultimate perfection of our soul, in which resides our ultimate happiness/ every friend is grieved by defects found in the one he loves/ each thing, impelled by a force provided by its own nature, inclines towards its own perfection

- the banquet, dante

"have you ever read the fountainhead?"

"yeah bro, such a drag. the ending was ok though. rather like being tripped on your way out of the dentist's but at least you've gone."

"how did we even exist in the same womb you are a true oaf this is a timeless work of literary rapture"

"hey man you can snuggle with rand all you want but i like a piece of that broad allende, least she writes about stuff other than buildings"

"i can't even, it's not about buildings, it's a sophisticated commentary on the state of values in our society, judas priest"

"whatever i like mermaids"

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Spoil is kind of a melancholy fellow, with a preference for the murky waters around the southernmost horn of Shadowglen. As his brothers have a fondness for the bright shallows, the siblings rarely find themselves in each others' company for long. This is probably the way it should be, as Spoil is a clinical strength downer. He scoffs at his equatorial brothers, and harps on about post-globalization world welfare. Only the mollusks can tolerate him for long, with a very few draconian cuttlefish and the occasional isopod. Starfish won't go near the guy, for fear of igniting him into a discussion about utopian illusions and the inevitable joke about how limb regeneration is like the foreign exchange effect on an economy in recession. Screw that, I heard Delphi has an alcyonacea that looks like Jack Nicholas.

His hobbies include trade distortions, scoffing at starfish, reading Rand, idolizing Rand, wishing Rand was a tutani, the automatic stabilizer effect, and brooding.

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Pet Treasure

Scarred Leather Record Book

Distinguished Zombie Gentleman

The End of Time

Lovely Lace

Tattered Old Book

Homemade Dark Rum

Glass of Bock Beer

Shot of Brandywine

Empty Beer Bottle

Shot of Whiskey

Pet Friends