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Dirty Sanchez has a minion!

Hot Carl the Opaque Slime

Dirty Sanchez
Legacy Name: Dirty Sanchez

The

Scribble Experiment #357
Owner:

Venom

Age: 14 years, 8 months, 3 weeks

Born: August 1st, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 8 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: August 1st, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics

Level: 8
Strength: 19
Defense: 17
Speed: 0
Health: 11
HP: 12/11
Intelligence: 0
Books Read: 0
Food Eaten: 0
Job: Unemployed

He came to kick ass & chew bubblegum...he is all outta bubblegum.Ol Dirty was always a patriot at heart... well not really. He enjoyed fighting anyone & anything just because he could. There wasn't really anything that he believed in other than good beer, righteous bud, endless pills & a sexy dame. He had always been what one would consider a 'wild child'. He lived his life the way that he wanted to.He doesn't care about being well liked, he could care less what anyone thinks of him. The saying "Every man for himself" is his personal motto and he is damn sure to live by it everyday. Then she came along & the motto didn't matter anymore. Her beauty hit him like a ton of bricks & she took his breath away. (He would never tell anyone that, he would sound like a crazy dame). He was on his best behavior whenever he saw her & soon enough she agreed to a date. She knew he was a little rough around the edges but deep down he had a amazing, loving heart & she adored him like no other. They were inseperable & Dirty found himself head over heels in love with her. He took a step that he said he never would & he proposed to her, she of course sad yes.Dirty was over the moon, happier than he had ever been. He straightened out his life, stopped drinking & partying & fully indulged himself in her. The wedding plans were coming along smoothly, the wedding fast approaching... then it happened. People started getting sick. They would run extremely high fevers & practically boil their brains. It was if people were sleepwalking & just wouldn't wake up. Dotors were trying to find a cure but the disease progressed so fast that no one knew what to do other than run & hide. The longer the people suffered from this affliction, the more they ached for sustinance. They began to rot, body parts falling offBLAH BLOAH BLAH OBVIOUSLY NOT FINISHED SO GO AWAY :PSomewhere along the way he had passed out in a park while on one of his drunken rampages. We are pretty sure he had ingested a few special brownies during some point before holding a 3 hour conversation with a squirrel consisting of worm holes & time travel theory. Carl was the closest thing Dirty had for a friend and he was never far from arms reach when Dirty had a full pack of goodies at his disposal.Carl is a fiesty lil shit and he is rather schizzo in his everyday demeanor. If you ever run into these two, either run or GET SUM!