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Susannah_954 has a minion!
Minion the Distraught Flying Saucer
Minion the Distraught Flying Saucer
Susannah_954
Legacy Name: Susannah_954
The
Common Experiment #886Owner:
PUNSAge: 14 years, 8 months, 3 weeks
Born: August 2nd, 2009
Adopted: 14 years, 8 months, 3 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: August 2nd, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 100
- Strength: 100
- Defense: 99
- Speed: 99
- Health: 100
- HP: 100/100
- Intelligence: 0
- Books Read: 0
- Food Eaten: 0
- Job: Unemployed
Susannah works at the kitschiest show in the west, a combination saloon, restaurant, and manifest destiny-themed show. Her job is to entertain literally tens of fans on a nightly basis. She ropes, she rides, she hawks seventy-five cent tonics that will grow hair on your head and fire in your belly. Along with Sturlin she runs the joint, officially named Sweetwater Emporium and Fair Ground but frequently shortened to The Rowdy for its hammer-and-tongs nature. Though not the most gainful employment for a little young thing, Susannah revels in the chaos. What other profession would let a cowhand of the female variety stay out past dusk? And forget petticoats, whoever invented those contraptions should be strung up and shot. She's just thankful that she doesn't have a job like Selma, serving the patrons more than just watered-down rye.