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Minion #1 the King Content
Curtin
Legacy Name: Curtin
The Angelic Charlie
Owner: softieclair
Age: 14 years, 9 months, 2 weeks
Born: August 2nd, 2009
Adopted: 14 years, 9 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)
Adopted: August 2nd, 2009 (Legacy)
Statistics
- Level: 98
- Strength: 150
- Defense: 50
- Speed: 11
- Health: 29
- HP: 22/29
- Intelligence: 584
- Books Read: 584
- Food Eaten: 6
- Job: Certified Mad Scientist
What did you even COME IN HERE for? Look, I know I'm the oldest (and the smartest and most responsible, obviously) but really you'd do better bothering somebody else! I'm very busy!
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ALRIGHT!! It might not LOOK like much, but that's just because you're SO FOOLISH AND NAIVE. You see I'm responsible for all this lot in here! I'm in CHARGE, GET IT? That means I gotta sign all the bills and do all the paperwork and keep tabs on the folks and make all the lists...
It's very taxing work! And I never get a break around here! Somebody's always causing TROUBLE. Hardly got a life of my own anymore! It's RIDICULOUS!
I used to be my own Charlie until I got into the pet gig. *SNORT* WHAT A CRAPSHOOT!! Get myself a human and what do they do? WASTE MONEY AND GO ON VACATION, THAT'S WHAT! Oh and don't get me started on all the excuses! "Wahhhh, I'm in college now!!" "Wahhhhhhh, I need to work!" Gotta leave all the hard work to me! Curtain!!!
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You know what, human. You are not a bad listener. LIKE SOME PEOPLE!!! YEAH! I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL OF Y'ALL!!!! TROUBLEMAKERS!!!!
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Yea, so ANYWAY, go bother that creep Laverna or something. I'm gonna go finish my nap- WORK! Come back when I'm not busy if you ACTUALLY need something alright?
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