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Curtin has a minion!

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Curtin
Legacy Name: Curtin


The Angelic Charlie
Owner: softieclair

Age: 14 years, 9 months, 2 weeks

Born: August 2nd, 2009

Adopted: 14 years, 9 months, 2 weeks ago (Legacy)

Adopted: August 2nd, 2009 (Legacy)

Statistics


  • Level: 98
     
  • Strength: 150
     
  • Defense: 50
     
  • Speed: 11
     
  • Health: 29
     
  • HP: 22/29
     
  • Intelligence: 584
     
  • Books Read: 584
  • Food Eaten: 6
  • Job: Certified Mad Scientist


Oh this is JUST PERFECT. What are YOU doing here, you gross thing! Eugh! As soon as I get all the human FILTH out one of you comes waltzing on into my space and- HEY! NO! Do NOT touch anything! Bad human! Those are my things, you know! Blech, let's get you out of here alright!

What did you even COME IN HERE for? Look, I know I'm the oldest (and the smartest and most responsible, obviously) but really you'd do better bothering somebody else! I'm very busy!

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ALRIGHT!! It might not LOOK like much, but that's just because you're SO FOOLISH AND NAIVE. You see I'm responsible for all this lot in here! I'm in CHARGE, GET IT? That means I gotta sign all the bills and do all the paperwork and keep tabs on the folks and make all the lists...

It's very taxing work! And I never get a break around here! Somebody's always causing TROUBLE. Hardly got a life of my own anymore! It's RIDICULOUS!

I used to be my own Charlie until I got into the pet gig. *SNORT* WHAT A CRAPSHOOT!! Get myself a human and what do they do? WASTE MONEY AND GO ON VACATION, THAT'S WHAT! Oh and don't get me started on all the excuses! "Wahhhh, I'm in college now!!" "Wahhhhhhh, I need to work!" Gotta leave all the hard work to me! Curtain!!!

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You know what, human. You are not a bad listener. LIKE SOME PEOPLE!!! YEAH! I'M TALKING ABOUT ALL OF Y'ALL!!!! TROUBLEMAKERS!!!!

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Yea, so ANYWAY, go bother that creep Laverna or something. I'm gonna go finish my nap- WORK! Come back when I'm not busy if you ACTUALLY need something alright?

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